Anything But Vanilla Podcast
124 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 days ago - ★★★★★ - 71 ratingsAnything But Vanilla is a podcast hosted by best friends, Claire Jones and Francesca Corti in Sacramento, CA. Shake up a cocktail and laugh along with the ladies as they catch up, chat about the news of the week, offer up advice to listeners and engage in some light harassment of one another. Listeners can find us on Instagram @abvpodcast. Slide into our dms please. Listeners can email us directly at [email protected].
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Episodes
Episode 206: Big Tax Bills and Big Tits
April 14, 2024 14:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBOh hey there kind listeners of ABV. When one your cohosts ditches you for a different party, what do you do?!?! Relentlessy talk shit about her, of course! This is ABV after all… no one is safe, not even the hosts. Enjoy! Summer Beer- AKA Claire’s Drank Of Summer Can of frozen Lemondade Twelve Oz Vodka 3 Light Beers Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on insta...
Episode 205: The Quasi Lost Episode AKA Don't Ice Me Out
April 11, 2024 18:00 - 1 hour - 53.2 MBOh man ABV darlings... when the ADHD is in full swing and all the cohosts got a touch or two, well, you often lose things, lose track of where something was placed, send the incorrect episode for editing, think you uplaodded something but didn't, etc. etc. So here she is in all her glory, the semi lost episode of ABV, well, at least lost for a week or two. Enjoy the madness friends. Mango Chili Tepache Margarita Mango Chili Tepache Tequila Honey Fresh Squeezed OJ Honey/salt rim Shake and e...
Episode 204: Diane Fishburn, You Did Us Dirty
March 27, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBSweet baby ABV listeners, you know, that we know, that you know, that we are all just one big ball of mental health issues, wrapped up into a pretty bow, that you can listen to weekly. Keeping that in mind, we see you, you see us and we are one, with all of our anxiety, despression and mania issues. p.s. Deet is the only thing that actually keeps mosquitos off your skin. Diane Fishburn (OPM) Mocktail Pomegranate Juice Orange Juice Sparkling Water Craft Ice Cube Did you enjoy the shows in...
Episode 203: When Your Eyebrow Artist Becomes Your Friend, Therapist and Cohost.
March 18, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBOh ABV listeners, when one host is missing, that means the nicer of the two hosts remain, lololol, jkjkjkjkj. Welcome in to episode 103, where the ladies are getting a little buzzy, creating craft cocktails, sharing their ups and downs, laughing, drinking, thinking they didn’t record their podcast and of course, being incorrect. Come along on this journey, through friendship, drunk storytelling, judging poor restaurant interiors and catty cohost comments. Pineapple Spice is Nice Tequila...
Episode 202: We Are Podcast Hosts, Of Course We Are Going To Get Matching Tattoos
March 04, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBOh Lord ABV listeners, buckle up because this week’s episode has a little bit of everything… lewd acts with mandarins, light bullying, internet ADHD, arguments and of course, talk about 90’s TV shows. Welcome in to episode 102, where the ladies are drinking, laughing, yelling, sharing their innermost thoughts and deep down feelings, for all to hear and planning their future matching tattoos. Enjoy! Mandarin Cream Margarita Tequila of choice Muddled Mandarins Lime Cointreau Agave Coconut C...
Episode 201: When The Lights Go Out
February 19, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBSweet baby ABV listeners, as we enter into our 101st episode we ask you one critical question…What do you do when you have day old margaritas and no power? Record a podcast of course!Welcome in to episode 101, where the ladies lost power during a recent winter storm and are recording in the dark, just to set the mood. Will their devices run out of battery and the episode get cut short? Only one way to find out. Breakfast Margarita Tequila of choice Lots of fresh lime Juice Cointreau Agave ...
Let's Celebrate With Jacob Elordi's Bathwater
February 05, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBTo our faithful listeners. We love you, you love us, we love each other. Let’s keep this love fest going by gulping down some Saltburn Bathwater and celebrating our big milestone episode together. Welcome in to episode 100, where the ladies finally freakin’ did it! They made it to 100 episodes. They are celebrating, you are celebrating, we are all celebrating this milestone. Let’s listen to catty comments, get some new stuff to like and not be distracted by Claire in this episode… mmmmkay...
Episode 199: In Our We Almost Made it to 100 Era
January 21, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBDear sweet baby listeners, what kind of fry person are you? Crinkle? Crisscut? Thin and Crispy? The pod this week seeks to answer the age old question, who truly does have the best fries of them all???? Buckle up, it gets divisive. Welcome in to episode 99, where the ladies are fighting over Jeremy Allen White and partaking in the French Fry wars of the good ol’ US of A. Kristene is bringing the heat with this weeks AITA, auntie edition. Shit we like is diverse and well rounded, we hope y...
Episode 198: In Our Year End Wrap Era
January 08, 2024 03:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBShould auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? If you are a faithful listener to this podcast, and are familiar with our level of trash talking, then you know that’s a hell nawwwwww from us. All old acquaintances will not only be brought to mind, but will be talked about in perpetuity, for all to hear. Welcome in to episode 98, where the ladies review their years top favorites and heckle the hell out of one another along with way. What Joy! Lastly, this YEARS hater is brough...
Episode 197: In Our 2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad Era
December 31, 2023 21:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBHey there, lovely listeners. Three episodes this year? Who are we even? Not to brag, but we are practically professional podcasters at this point! Welcome in to episode 97, where Claire and Kristene hold down the fort in Fran’s absence. Fran will be back next episode to fill you in on the thorn that kept her apart from us. AITA this week asks the question, are you secure in your relationship? Or will a couple of nude selfies make you break up? The shit we like this week highlights a new lo...
Episode 196: In Our Bullying Era
December 03, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 50.4 MBDear Listeners, we hope you are thrilled that this pod is continuing to plug along consistently. We don’t want to jinx it, but our commitment level is giving, right now. Let’s see if we can make it a habit. Welcome in to episode 96, where Dolly and Diddy are our focused news choices and Claire continues to bully her cohost for her aged appearance. AITA this week is making us question whether or not the asshole is still in a relationship. The shit the ladies like this week includes some weed...
Episode 195: In Our Haters Era
November 11, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBTo our loving listeners, thank you for your patience while we took a far too long hiatus. But, we are back baby!!!!!! It’s the same old podcast, with some new things a shaking. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed recording it. Welcome in to episode 95, where we are back to having a third cohost (welcome in to the pod Kristene) and hating on things left and right, in usual ABV style. This podcast has everything you like and remember, rose and thorn, carefully curated new...
Episode 194: All We Can Do Is Our Best... Okay?
July 20, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBDear sweet listeners, we know, deep down, you didn't believe we would actually follow through with this and record another episode, did ya now? BUT HERE WE FUCKIN ARE! Per usual, we get a little sloppy, laugh a lot, max out our mic volume and thoroughly enjoy ourselves. Welcome in to episode 94, where the ladies are really hitting their stride, reliving some glorious memories and drinking as much as we can. The gals this week share their roses and thorns over the past few weeks (kids, trav...
Episode 193: Aaaaaaaaand We're Back!
June 16, 2022 14:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MBDear, sweet, kind, loving, caring listeners. We missed you. You missed us. Let’s make this a regular thing again, ok? Welcome in to episode 93, where you don’t call it a comeback, until we get a few episodes back under our belts. The gals this week share their roses and thorns over the past whole damn year and let them tell you, a lot has changed, but not much has changed either (Claire is doing exciting shit and Fran is still complaining about sick kids). News this week is intentionally li...
Episode 192: Claire Makes A Drink Comeback
July 15, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBDear listeners, will we ever get our shit together? Will we ever come out with an episode on time again? Will we ever have a recording schedule? Will we ever have an intro that makes sense? Will our sound ever be great? The answer is not. No homies, no we will never have it together. Welcome in to episode 92, where Fran is questioning the sincerity of Claire’s new drink for the pod and Claire swearing that she made it for her true #1. The hosts week in review brings the roses (Claire got b...
Episode 191: This Podcast Has Everything
June 25, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 43 MBYou know we like to keep you on your toes, dearest and loyalist of listeners. That being said, why be consistent with our episode output when we can randomly record and spring some audio content upon you at random? You are welcome, by the way, for this lovely little, three weeks late, surprise episode. Welcome in to episode 91, where the ladies are talking about all sorts of things, from teaching children body consent, to the Chris Harrison payout to Claire’s love of prescribed medication....
Episode 190: I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR A BRA UNTIL I DIE
June 07, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBTell us truly, on a scale of one to one million, how much do you absolutely hate wearing a bra? Has your pandemic life led you down the path of ditching that torso binding, bullshit contraption forever? Can you roll like Fran and do your damnedest to never wear one again? Or are you Claire, who will unfortunately be going to her grave with her bra securely fastened? Either way, you do you boo. Welcome in to episode 90, where these two hosts are phoning in the cocktail, braless and living t...
Episode 189: Could Have Had Sex In The Car, Went To Target Instead.
May 27, 2021 21:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MBClaire. Claire. Wake the fuck up woman! While we don’t consider this episode boring (the title clues you into that) Claire sure did show up during this evening recording and spread her tired ass, yawning face all over the place. Guess we are officially too old to be recording when it’s 7:30 pm. Welcome in to episode 89, where Claire deems this season 2 of our show and Fran is confused as ever. This week in review brings listeners the great (Claire had a great, two rose kind of week and Fra...
Episode 188: And, We're Back Bitchezzzzzz
May 19, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBDear, sweet, kind, caring listeners, we love you, we missed you and we finally have good sound quality… because we got to record inside thanks to science and being fully vaccinated hosts!!! Oh, and how glorious it was to be warm, comfy and slightly drunk in Claire’s bed. To all of you listeners who were concerned about the pod, we appreciate your love and messages, calls and face to face talks. We are so happy to be back. And to all of you haterz who didn’t expect us to get our shit together...
Episode 187: A Shortie But A Goodie
March 04, 2021 14:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBOh listeners, we know we take up lots of your time with our drunken ranting, our aggressive opinions, our old lady like bickering and Claire’s love of Rizzoli and Isles. And the first step in recovery is acknowledging you have a problem. That being said, this week we kept it short and sweet, just for you. Because we love you and respect your time, you know? Welcome in to episode 87, where we, for once, are timely and keepin’ this podcast moving babies! Our week in review brings the highs (C...
Episode 186: If We Had Any Shame, It's Been Gone For A While Now
February 27, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBDear listeners, is it only us or, do you too find yourselves having to sift through several public nudity memories to try and find the worst of the lot? And, listeners, how many publicly embarrassing moments can two women accumulate across their lifetimes? This question is rhetorical of course, because if you have listened to this show for any length of time you will likely know that the ladies of ABV have so many truly cringeworthy moments that have been shared on this show, it is sometimes...
Episode 185: Power To The Pussy, A Hot Take On Sacramento's Only Fans Content Creators
February 18, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBWhy, hello there… don’t you look gorgeous. We haven’t seen you in a while. Did you miss us? You did? Well, we missed your sweet cheeks too! We are back dear listeners of ABV and boyyyyyyy do we have an episode for you. Let’s all gather round the outdoor heaters, six feet apart, drinks in hand and fuck the patriarchy together, shall we? Welcome in to episode 85, where we are sharing a hot take on some Sacramento related issues and bringing you all the usual ABV antics that you have been miss...
Episode 184: This Pod Will Not Age Well
January 23, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBYou know how we know 2021 is going to be better than the shittiest of years, 2020? For starters, Trump is gone, so there’s that. For seconds, we get to record in person, outside (at least for now, but its something ladies and gents) aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd our favorite cohost, the hostess with the biggest and best laugh, the woman who knows someone who can getcha what you need, Erica Castillo (!) is back for a an episode to catch up, keep it real and roast the shit out of Claire and Fran. ...
Episode 183: Dear Diary... Watch Out For Claire And Fran
January 13, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 43 MBIt is kept under lock and key for a reason. You know, all your inner thoughts, secret wishes, deepest desires, protected by two hard covers and a lock and key. And the social contract that binds us all, that males us human- do not read someone else’s diary. Its a part of our social contract, our moral code, our given rights to one another, from childhood throughout adulthood. Then, does it surprise you, dear listeners, to know that these two hosts cannot be trusted to keep that code enforced...
Episode 182: Same Auld Lang Pod
January 03, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBNot much to say, other than that it's a damn birthday miracle that we got this new years episode up for Claire! Happiest of birthdays the most judgey, nosiest, funniest and kindest cohost around, Enjoy this birthday miracle everyone and Happy New Year! F**K off 2020, helllllllllo wonderful 2021. Classic Hot Buttered Rum 1 stick (4 ounces) unsalted butter ½ cup light brown sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1 teasp...
Episode 181: Back On Our Zoom Bullshit
December 14, 2020 19:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MBOh shit. You know it’s 2020, plus stay at home orders and back to that bullshit zoom recording when we are almost a week late in posting the podcast. But hey, do you blame us? This messy ass year is coming to a close and we are all sorts of topsy turvy. But never fear... episode 81 is here! This week in review brings listeners the great (Fran’s son is old enough to finally get Christmas and is so excited and Claire’s husband got a new job) and not so great (Fran’s baby is on a poop strike ...
Episode 180: We Don't Know About You, But Our Mothers Are Not Giving Us Sex Tips.
December 03, 2020 23:00 - 49 minutes - 33.7 MBI mean, you know us by now, right dear listeners? Pillars of the community? Gentle souls? Most non-judgmental duo on this planet??? Wait, no, that’s not us. Sorry. We got confused for a minute. We are the pair of podcasters who almost always roast the person soliciting our advice and in the case of this episode, it gets a little awkward. We don’t mean to judge too harshly, but this mother is giving us some vibes that are making us uncomfortable. Welcome in to episode 80, where once again, ...
Episode 180: We Don't Know About You, But Our Mothers Are Not Giving Us Sex Tips.
December 03, 2020 23:00 - 49 minutes - 33.7 MBI mean, you know us by now, right dear listeners? Pillars of the community? Gentle souls? Most non-judgmental duo on this planet??? Wait, no, that’s not us. Sorry. We got confused for a minute. We are the pair of podcasters who almost always roast the person soliciting our advice and in the case of this episode, it gets a little awkward. We don’t mean to judge too harshly, but this mother is giving us some vibes that are making us uncomfortable. Welcome in to episode 80, where once again, ...
Episode 179: Let Claire Be Honest, She Considered Buying "My Pillow"
November 28, 2020 02:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBYou have to appreciate her honesty, really. She truly has no shame, for all of your listening pleasure. Because, who at this point, dear listeners, would freely admit that they might actually buy this thing? The target market for this product is the white, conservative and aged populace of this country... so you must forgive her, really. She had no flipping idea that the douche who owns this company is as disgusting as he is. But, she can't deny that she is a sucker for a targeted ad and any...
Episode 178: Prison Pen Pals and Whipped Cream Bikinis
November 19, 2020 22:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBDo you, dear listeners, love yourself a whipped cream bikini, like producer Brian does? Were your formative sexual experiences define by James Vanderbeek and the cast of varsity blues? Are you also as obsessed with prison culture as Claire is? Do you long for a prison pen pal and suggest that lonely widows out there, go seek and find them someone who is Locke up to converse with? Well then, you pour friends, are in luck! This episode waxes poetic about both of these things- and if you are as...
Episode 177: Claire Fishburn Jones, Modern Day Jesus In A Skims Robe?
November 12, 2020 21:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MBA week ago were you feeling like us, dear listeners? Depressed, anxious, frazzled, exhausted, overwhelmed? Scared, paranoid, jittery, with just a touch of 2016 election PTSD? You aren’t alone, and as a result, the ladies of ABV had to take last week off from recording. BUT WE ARE FUCKING BACK BABY! We have a COMPETENT and COMPASSIONATE President and Vice President elect and WE FEEL LIKE NEW HUMAN BEINGS! And for fucks sake, hopefully you have been celebrating these election results like we h...
Episode 176: Claire Believes The Children Are Our Future
October 29, 2020 20:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MBAre you, dear listener, as hopeful as Claire is about our future, given the shitastic year we are having? Do you, like she does, in fact believe that these children will save us? Do you believe, as much as she does, that these children, are in fact, our future, so much so, that you will fire up that show choir voice and let loose your rendition, of said beliefs song? Well then, you are in the right place- Welcome in to episode 76, where Claire is belting out Whitney’s ‘“Greatest Love Of All”...
Episode 175: Damn you 2020! Jerry Too?
October 22, 2020 02:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBGod Damn you 2020. Yes, we said it. Or rather, we say it, time and time again, this year is just a huge flaming piece of trash. AND NOW????? You take away one little bright spot from our lives too? Why’d you have to do it? Huh? Why’d you have to go and take Jerry from us? That mat talk. That love. That positivity. That bright personality. It’s all gone. 2020, you done did us dirty, finally and officially. The ladies of ABV are throwing in t he towel, with this weeks disturbing and depressing...
Episode 174: Sexy Times For The ABV
October 16, 2020 00:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MBOoooooooooooo lala… what do vibrators, blowjobs and ABV have in common? All three get ya going and satisfy that itch that you just needed to be scratched, duh! This weeks episode is all about the saxxxxy times, so listeners (especially our mom s and family members) beware! Pop in your head phones, don’t let your kids listen and if this weeks episode title doesn’t get you buzzin' during these terrible times in our country and world, we just don’t know what will! Welcome in to episode 74, whe...
Episode 173: Ben Savage, I Don't Need You To Get Kicked Out of Q's
October 01, 2020 19:00 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MBDo you, dear listeners, have any awkward celebrities run Ins that make you cringe, make you sad or break your heart (In Fran's case) just a little bit? You don't? Well, let us set the scene... it is the mid 2000's, you have never heard of coronvirus, netflix was shipped vis USPS and you got to get trashed at your favorite local haunt on the regular. You don't have a care in the world. Your childhood celebrity crush walks up to you at said bar and propositions you for some bathroom sex. Do yo...
Episode 172: Better Late Than Never Bitches
September 27, 2020 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBThe world is divided into two types of people… those who procrastinate and those who do not. If you haven’t guessed yet, Fran and Claire are of the former group, as evidenced by this weeks late episode. HOWEVER, research has also shown that individuals who procrastinate are generally; more creative, have better taste, exhibit greater intelligence, have wlcked senses of humor and are extremely witty, when compared to their timely counterparts. Oh you haven’t read this research? Well, an influ...
Episode 171: Do As She Says, Not As She Does
September 16, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBWe all have that friend, you know the one, who likes to tell you what do and when to do it. The one who is always right and likes to tell you about it and weigh in on your wrongs. The one who calls you out for breaking the rules and then breaks them herself! Wait… you don’t have this friend? WTF? Claire has been telling me that there is one of these in every relationship and thats just the way it is. God damn it. Welcome in to episode 71, where we get a glimpse into some seriously AWKWARD ...
Episode 170: Don't Sell Your Soul, Just Sell Your Vagina
September 10, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBTale as old as time… true as it can be… can you finish the lyrics here???? This tale is of a woman. Does she need to sell her soul, compromise her morals and completely change her being in order to GET THAT MONEY????? The answer, dear listeners, is NO. An emphatic NO, she does not. An in our opinion, sister, you don’t need to sell your soul, all that you need to do is sell. that. vagina. And you can watch those platinum AMEX cards fill up your Chanel bag. YOU GOT THE POWER IN THAT PUSSY. Do...
Episode 169: That’s Cold Blooded
September 04, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBNames, names, what’s in a name???? How important is choosing the name with the “right” fit, feeling and flow? Well, if you are as petty as the B who thinks she knows better than everyone else in this weeks advice, there is a lot to a name. And she is out to take it for her own. Welcome in to episode 69, where we tell it like it is... and in this case, it’s cold blooded. This week in review brings listeners the great (fran had a small group park dinner and claire got to attend a somewhat n...
Episode 167: You Can’t Blame Your Parents For Everything... But In This Case, It’s Cool
August 26, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MBHow many times have you, dear listeners, blamed your shitty behavior on your upbringing? Drinking too much? For sure my dads fault. Picking assholes in relationships? Again, daddy issues. Critical of my family? All my mom. Can’t commit to a good partner? Look at my parents marriage... we here at ABV are of the mind that blaming your folks for all your life’s problems is a straight cop out. Except, in this case we give you the green light 😝 Welcome in to episode 68, where we hate on your par...
Episode 168: You Can’t Blame Your Parents For Everything... But In This Case, It’s Cool
August 26, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MBHow many times have you, dear listeners, blamed your shitty behavior on your upbringing? Drinking too much? For sure my dads fault. Picking assholes in relationships? Again, daddy issues. Critical of my family? All my mom. Can’t commit to a good partner? Look at my parents marriage... we here at ABV are of the mind that blaming your folks for all your life’s problems is a straight cop out. Except, in this case we give you the green light 😝 Welcome in to episode 68, where we hate on your par...
Episode 167: I Don't Even Know If A Spirit Guide Could Help You
August 20, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBHello out there! You! Yes, you listening to this podcast! Does the use of the word “daddy” for your significant other make you cringe? Are you dying to have a “Molly” party once this pandemic is over? Are you a mom who is clearly dreaming of days where you could vacation away from your children??? Well then this is the episode you have been waiting for! Welcome in to episode 67, where someone is just trying to take peyote and not get poo-pooed for their choices. This week in review brings l...
Episode 166: This Is Not "MTV True Life, I Faked A Pregnancy" Or Is It?
August 13, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MBLet us set the scene. The year? 1998. You are on your couch waiting patiently for your favorite TV show to start (Its ’98 so you watch your favorite shows, when cable TV says you watch). Before their was true reality TV, there was the MTV True Life series and this week we are transporting you back to the late 90’s so that you can relieve your days on the couch watching the drama unfold. Don’t thank us, but also, thank us. Welcome in to episode 66, where someone is playing at life like they...
Episode 165: A Piece of Advice, You Are Not On 90 Day Fiancé
August 06, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 49 MBAre you a hopeless romantic? Do you believe love conquers all? That it can overcome even the most challenging of obstacles? You’ll be surprised, dear listeners, to find out that one of the ladies does believe in a love like this (or the idea of it) and it may not be who you think. Welcome in to episode 65, where someone is playing at life like they are on 90 Day Fiancé, and the gals are having none it (sort of). This week in review brings listeners the highs (Claire got out of the house fo...
Episode 164: This Is Bridezilla Behavior
July 30, 2020 19:00 - 53 minutes - 36.4 MBWomen. We are tough humans. We are smart. We are witty. We are clever. We are intelligent. We are funny. We are caring. We are cunning. We are protectors. We, as women, are a lot of things, most of them positive: so then why is it that a large number of us devolve into mini monsters when it comes to that fateful day- our wedding day?! We dear listeners don’t have the answer to this question. We are just I over here talking shit and drinking. Welcome in to episode 64, where we share a drink ...
Episode 165: This Is Bridezilla Behavior
July 30, 2020 19:00 - 53 minutes - 36.4 MBWomen. We are tough humans. We are smart. We are witty. We are clever. We are intelligent. We are funny. We are caring. We are cunning. We are protectors. We, as women, are a lot of things, most of them positive: so then why is it that a large number of us devolve into mini monsters when it comes to that fateful day- our wedding day?! We dear listeners don’t have the answer to this question. We are just I over here talking shit and drinking. Welcome in to episode 65, where we share a drink ...
Episode 163: 2020 The Year That Just Needs To Stop
July 16, 2020 19:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBThis year. This fucking year. I think it’s safe to say, dear listeners, that we all have some version of this same refrain. You lost your job? Cool one of us did too. You haven’t seen your family in more than 6 months? Yep, that’s going on this way as well. You lost a parent, a friend, a family member or loved one? You bet your sweet as we know how that feels. So what does one do when this garbage pile of a year just keeps getting shittier?! You drink and you laugh, that’s what you do. Wel...
Episode 164: 2020 The Year That Just Needs To Stop
July 16, 2020 19:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBThis year. This fucking year. I think it’s safe to say, dear listeners, that we all have some version of this same refrain. You lost your job? Cool one of us did too. You haven’t seen your family in more than 6 months? Yep, that’s going on this way as well. You lost a parent, a friend, a family member or loved one? You bet your sweet as we know how that feels. So what does one do when this garbage pile of a year just keeps getting shittier?! You drink and you laugh, that’s what you do. Wel...
Episode 162: Bitch, You Got Friend Ghosted
July 09, 2020 20:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MBThis damn coronavirus has taught us a lot about ourselves, our family, our significant others and out friends. Wouldn’t you agree dear listeners? Well, when you set Claire and Fran on the corona relationship case, you might not like the answers you get, and they may be wrong, so its your fault for asking them in the first place. MMMMMMMkay? Welcome in to episode 62 where we discover that friends can ghost friends, especially during shelter in place, it’s not all about the romance ghosting g...
Episode 161: Erica Spills The Quarantine Tea!
July 02, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MBThis week, Fran totally slacked off (JK, JK, she has a newborn and we decided to give her a break) and your favorite cynical co-host, Erica, is back and dishing the gossip. She shares how life has been as a single woman in the Q. Welcome in to episode 61 where Claire and Erica do what they're best at: talk shit and laugh. Our highs this week involved family (Angel Baby is 2! Mom visits!) and our lows this week involve a Porta Potty where Claire's anxiety rears its ugly head...again. Local n...