Kiss me, Princess. You've stumbled onto our discussion of The Legend of Zelda! We're watching what the internet has determined are the three best episodes of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show's Friday afternoon Hylian diversions, so kiss me, Princess. First we get to see an alicorn... sorry, we get to see a FLYING UNICORN interrupt Link's attempts to get Zelda to kiss him. Then we see (kiss me, Princess) a questionable medieval waterpark with butt-shredding brick slides. And we finally get rid of (kiss me, Princess) Link for a while so maybe Zelda can have some respite from sexual harassment. Unless she actually loves her stalker, but what are the chances of that? Kiss me, Princess. And to cap things off, we'll take a look at the sequel, as Captain N ventures into Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, which presumably takes place in Zeldaland. All this and more! Kiss me, Princess. This always happens. ExcuuUUuuse me, Princess. Also kiss me.


Cartoons in this episode:
The Legend of Zelda (via The Super Mario Bros. Super Show), "Sing for the Unicorn" "Fairies in the Spring" "The Missing Link"
Captain N: The Game Master, "Quest for the Potion of Power"