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An Untitled Chris Spags Podcast

74 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 79 ratings

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73. Rihanna Apology, Trump COVID, Career Memory Lane

October 07, 2020 19:43 - 56 minutes - 77.6 MB

Rihanna Apology, Trump COVID, Blac Chyna Interview Walkout - An Untitled Chris Spags Podcast Hit the like button and subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPjHc5knATUNQZNpLNH2MdQ?sub_confirmation=1 4:30 Why I'm back on the former Guyism YouTube channel 7:45 Dot's Pretzels are delicious but ruining my life 9:30 My first taste of going viral in college 23:15 Influencer girl I consulted for when I first moved out to LA 29:40 Rihanna apology Savage X Fenty offends Muslim people 32:37 Ri...

72. Presidential Debate, My New Job Goes Up In Flames, Utopia TV Show Mirrors 2020 Reality

September 30, 2020 19:08 - 1 hour - 89.2 MB

TOPICS: -Where I've been after a few weeks off -Biden-Trump debate and why this reaffirmed my desire to not vote this year -Why I still try to not judge people's political takes despite that -The disastrous situation with the job I was supposed to start after our last podcast -Ruthkanda Forever and the absurdity of parents making up tweets about their kids -The sad losses of RBG and Chadwick Boseman -Utopia TV show and how it's the craziest parallel to reality ever on TV -The Boys on Amazon P...

71. New Job, Man Cave Life, Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion's WAP

August 12, 2020 23:26 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

TOPICS: -It's my last week at Awesemo so I talked about my career, where it's going, and reflect upon some of the lessons I picked up over the last two and a half years -I also reveal where I'll be working at the end of the month and what I hope to accomplish with the change -I got a beverage fridge for my man cave (link if you're curious: https://amzn.to/33SUXtL) and it brings me incalcuable joy -Also did some deep dives on Amazon suggestions for a man cave and it's all way funnier than you'...

70. COVID Adultery, Supermarket Sweep, Umbrella Academy

August 05, 2020 22:46 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

TOPICS: -I may have potentially been exposed to COVID and I'm dubbing a new phrase to explain it: COVID adultery -Supermarket Sweep is apparently experiencing a resurgence and I've loved it since I was a little kid -That said....is there white privilege in Supermarket Sweep??? I THINK THERE IS -I also tried some boozy teas and new seltzers and have some thoughts on what I liked and one thing I hated -Umbrella Academy on Netflix season 2 no-spoiler and spoiler reviews as well as some thoughts ...

69. Sports Back, Dominos Booty Call, Kanye And Bipolar Disorder

July 23, 2020 00:01 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

TOPICS: -Sports are back and sports betting is making some people EXTRA rich -How I learned what "Acerola Super Fruit" is -My aspirational goal to try every seltzer that exists, preferably in one day -Mike Trout and LeBron and why there was never any doubt both those guys would play this year -Would YOU play a sport this year if you had a choice? -My guitarist uncle doesn't believe in COVID and wanted me to come visit him and I feel like a nerd (but a correct nerd) for saying no -Kim Kardashi...

68. New Studio, The Disaster Of The Washington Football Team, Cable TV Changing Before My Eyes

July 16, 2020 21:17 - 58 minutes - 80.7 MB

TOPICS: -I moved and am now in my delightfully half-assed new studio space so hopefully the podcast sounds better -I also do some test ASMR recordings just to make the most of it -The re-shutting down of California and a sad day for me at the gym -Ford didn't really want my car even though my lease was up and my brilliant solution to their laziness -@TylerIAm left Barstool and it bums me out even though I hope he makes the most of the opportunity -The Washington football team and an absolutel...

67. Stephen Jackson Vs Jewish People, Washington Team Name Change, Let's All Sue America

July 08, 2020 22:28 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

TOPICS: -DeSean Jackson and Stephen Jackson get anti-Semitic and the lack of media outcry (link: https://www.awesemo.com/sideaction/stephen-jackson-doubles-down-on-desean-jacksons-anti-semitic-instagram-posts-goes-full-conspiracy-mode/) -How I wish that exchange with Stephen Jackson and Jewish people would go instead of, you know, accusing them of conspiracy theories and such -Washington's football team finally changing its team name and how insane Native Americans' treatment in America has b...

66. The Virus That Doesn't End, Barstool Vs Cancel Culture Round 400, Last Black Watch Of The Week

July 01, 2020 21:34 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

TOPICS: -COVID may last as long as the plague at this point -A social distancing fight in which there are no winners (video: https://www.awesemo.com/sideaction/a-somewhat-ironic-fight-broke-out-in-an-arkansas-steakhouse-because-people-werent-appropriately-social-distancing/) -An old Barstool clip talking about Colin Kaepernick and talking about "terrorist skin" goes bad viral (see it here: https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1277347276067753984) -What I think about that clip and people...

65. COVID All Over Sports, Pro Wrestling MeToo, If Beale Street Could Talk

June 24, 2020 21:36 - 1 hour - 94.5 MB

TOPICS: -COVID spread big time to PGA and WWE and now we'll see what the future really looks like with sports -The "noose" in Bubba Wallace's NASCAR garage and why anyone victory lapping the FBI's findings is the worst -The mysterious origins of the phrase "slap yo mama" to refer to tasty food and what I think it may come from since every phrase comes from something -Pro wrestling's #MeToo moment and how that and Chris D'Elia made me dig into my own past for a self-check -One TV show I'm SHOC...

64. Officer Karen, Chris D'Elia Controversy, When They See Us

June 17, 2020 20:26 - 1 hour - 94.3 MB

TOPICS: -More COVID, more protests, every day feels remarkably the same -"Officer Karen" goes viral for her anxiety ordering McDonald's as a cop (video: https://twitter.com/JohnnyAkzam/status/1273229337458806786) -How cops right now are kind of like Patriots fans are going to be this season -MLB owners and players reach an agreement then don't reach an agreement and I just want them to go away -Chris D'Elia's controversy and the subsequent pile-on -Black Watch of the Week: When They See Us an...

63. Kanye's Long Game, Sex And Cops In NYC, 13th Watch Along

June 10, 2020 21:05 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Topics: -Another week of protests -NYC cops are tired of being called "animals and thugs" (video: https://twitter.com/AugustTakala/status/1270399690912272384) -Why I kinda get where cops are coming from but why the good cops can benefit from the culling of the "bad apples" herd -White ladies feeling a little left out right now -Why I can't take Insta thot types seriously currently -NYC's Health Department has some hilarious guidelines for casual sex during the pandemic (see the full doc here:...

62. How To Be An Ally For Black People, Protests, Ozark Wrap-Up

June 03, 2020 20:37 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

Topics: -The craziness of this past week and how I'm trying to be a better ally for Black people against racism and police brutality -Why it's important to not make the current situations about me and you and why I'm speaking up more than I normally would -I got super emotional during parts of this episode so bear with me -Drew Brees, Vic Fangio, and how you can be a fundamentally "good guy" but still say completely the wrong things right now -Me and my "Honda Civic of white privilege" and wh...

61. Learning From George Floyd And Amy Cooper, Influencer Houses, Ideal Jerkoff Numbers

May 27, 2020 21:11 - 59 minutes - 81.8 MB

Topics: -George Floyd's unfortunate death and why everyone should care -Amy Cooper fired after being outed as the Central Park Karen and how absurd it was she was intimidated by black male bird watcher Christian Cooper -The really shitty connection between George Floyd and Amy Cooper -When did wearing a mask to prevent COVID spread become a political issue? -Why I really fucking hate that the mask thing became a political issue -Why I also hate "influencer houses" even though they're a brilli...

60. Stupid Knees, Call Her Daddy Drama, The Worst Horror Movie I've Ever Seen

May 20, 2020 20:46 - 57 minutes - 79 MB

Topics: -My stupid knees are SHOT to hell thanks to quarantine running -The changing podcast game -Call Her Daddy podcast drama and whom I think is right -Can they recover from the public beatings Dave and Barstool have thrown their way? -Joe Rogan Spotify deal and what it means for big podcasts and lil ones -WWE Undertaker interviews and how it reflects the current media and podcast world -Pier 1 and JC Penney's closing and how Amazon is going to capitalize and make our lives into a dystopic...

59. Fuck Quibi, Zoom Mother's Day, Kim Wexler Is My Queen

May 13, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 88.4 MB

Topics: -My latest attempts at drinking coffee and running and the effects of both on my quarantine life -Battling physical barriers as you get older -Mother's Day Zooms -Meeting a significant other's parents over Zoom: Better or worse than an IRL meeting? -UFC back, a nice hit for me in MMA DFS, and why I respect Dana White during quarantine even though he doesn't seem to be the most cuatious about COVID-19 -NBA top players want the league to resume play and some observations about that -Qui...

58. Changes In The Blog Game, Am I Wrong, HBO's Non-Heater With Shows

May 06, 2020 18:46 - 55 minutes - 76.3 MB

Topics: -My Cinco de Mayo faux pas -Adele's weight loss and the surprisingly toxic response -Former Oriole Adam Jones responds to a blog post of mine about him putting ketchup in his tacos -How my mom ruined steak for me for so long -Changes to the blog game now that I'm back in on the life -People breaking quarantine at an alarming rate -HBO's Insecure and why I hate it so much after being forced to watch it -Watching TV in quarantine with a significant other and the issues therein -AM I WRO...

57. Karen Meme, Crazy Ex Girlfriends, AMC-Universal Battle And The Future Of Movies

April 29, 2020 18:35 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

Topics: -Upcoming content initiatives in my life -My beer pong Twitch quest -Karen meme: racist and sexist? -Similarities between the Karen meme and the OK Boomer meme -TikTok: The evolution of Tinder thottiness -Creepy ex girlfriend Instagram stalking: Where does this situation with my ex land on the spectrum? -Last Dance episode 3 and 4 thoughts and how Bill Simmons and Ryen Russillo botched but maybe got a little too much shit for their Dennis Rodman take -My latest quarantine watches of t...

56. Self-Cleaning Ovens Are Dumb, Last Dance Discussion, My Latest Addiction

April 22, 2020 21:10 - 53 minutes - 73.4 MB

Topics -A painful lesson learned about self-cleaning ovens -Michael Jordan Last Dance discussion and ESPN's desperation to make this and the NFL Draft into hits -"March for Freedom" protests and conspiracy idiots during COVID-19 times -My current gaming addiction, a Tecmo Bowl redo called Retro Bowl on iPhone -4/20 during Coronavirus -A goddamn Earthquake hits LA while tornadoes hit NYC and are we actually in an apocalypse right now? -How 2020 is actually the most futuristic year best upon ou...

55. Stimulus Money, Are You Drinking Too Much In Quarantine, Tiger King Followup Special

April 15, 2020 19:52 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

Topics -Stimulus check day! Hooray! -Costco's brilliant scheme to rip that stimulus money out of people's hands -WWE as "essential business" and Twitter's bafflingly unaware reaction to how politics work -Lessons learned from researching legal sports betting articles -Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott's party as COVID-19 shaming becomes even more accepted -Are you drinking too much in quarantine? And why do people such puritanical world views on it? -How I blazed a trail in Madden sims that is...

54. A Month In Quarantine, MLB and UFC Return Thoughts, WrestleMania 36 Recap

April 08, 2020 20:11 - 59 minutes - 82.2 MB

Topics -A month of quarantine and now feeling fatter, dumber, and drunker -My burpees workout and how our collective fitness levels are likely to go to shit when this all ends -The alleged prison burpees workout and how ungodly awful that sounds -Why I'm shockingly into watching, not playing, League of Legends and the daily fantasy sports ecosystem right now -The potential returns of UFC and MLB and how it should be handled -WWE WrestleMania 36 recap, what they did right (the Boneyard Match w...

53. What Are People Doing With Their Free Time?, Single Life In Corona Times, John Krasinski

April 01, 2020 22:01 - 1 hour - 82.6 MB

Topics -How are people ACTUALLY spending their free time now? My guess: A lot of jerking off -My genuine concern for the single people out there -Won't somebody think of the lack of new porn we're about to face? -Sports podcasts hosts having to talk about things besides sports and how it makes me die inside -Some shows I've watched recently, including Westworld, Ozark, Slasher, and Scream -The content business right now, the pay cut we had to take, and my genuine curiosity about what people a...

52. Tiger King, Big Dick Dude Meme Talk, Media Habits In Quarantine

March 25, 2020 20:34 - 1 hour - 88.3 MB

Topics -Moving on from Coronavirus talk -How the Coronavirus/COVID-19 situation has messed with media and podcast consumption more than one would think -The Wood Sitting On A Bed meme, aka big black dude with giant penis meme, and dissecting every single angle of this meme including its origins and a surprising (and disapponting) fact about it -The struggles and plusses of a dick like that -Tiger King Netflix documentary and a breakdown of all the sordid characters -Tiger King recap and Tiger...

51. DeAndre Hopkins Traded For 'Baby Mama' Issues, Social Distancing Shame

March 18, 2020 17:31 - 46 minutes - 63.4 MB

Topics: -DeAndre Hopkins reportedly traded because coach Bill O'Brien had "issues with his baby mama" (and also he compared Hopkins to Aaron Hernandez apparently, yeesh) -That "worst case scenario" of COVID-19 in the US tweet https://twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696?s=21 -An actually ridiculous update on the girl I mentioned traveling the country with zero regard for social distancing laws -Class warfare on Coronavirus tests -Why I still hate NYC's mayor Bill de Blasio from...

50. Coronavirus Lessons Thus Far, New White Claw Flavors, Westworld And Things To Watch Right Now

March 16, 2020 18:21 - 1 hour - 85 MB

Topics: -Coronavirus experience thus far and lessons learned -The importance of shaming your friends and other people into social distancing -How I plan to combat getting stir crazy and directionless (and the future schedule of this podcast) -Selfish idiots risking making this worse in a variety of ways -I tried the new White Claw flavors and ranked them -The Texans' dumbass trade of DeAndre Hopkins happens as I record and baffles me even by these COVID-19 standards -Things I've watched and ...

49. My Almost Fight In Barstool Rough N Rowdy, Coronavirus Hysteria, HBO's The Outsider

March 10, 2020 20:34 - 1 hour - 91.9 MB

Topics: -Daylight savings time remains dumb and life ruining -My almost Barstool Rough N Rowdy fight against "Loud Sean" Sean Loughlin and why I would have done the fight -What actually happened that led to our now infamous one-on-one basketball game and why I was willing to play the bad guy despite the crappy situation -The plusses and minuses of a day being back in the Barstool bubble -Why I respect Dave Portnoy even more from the experience -Coronavirus continues to sweep the nation and wh...

48. Fire In My Apartment Building, All Elite Wrestling, Coronavirus Corona Beer Idiocy

March 01, 2020 19:21 - 59 minutes - 81.2 MB

Topics: -One of my best reviewed photos of a breakfast burrito -A legit fire in my apartment building that is suboptimal to say the least -AEW Revolution review Why All Elite Wrestling is a much better version of pro wrestling than what WWE is currently from the perspective of someone who worked at WWE before -A new baby sort of in my life that I feel bad about being apathetic towards (not mine!) -An ol' timey prospector impression I'm doing for the first time that's REALLY GOOD -Coronavirus ...

47. Triumphant Returns Of My Podcast And The XFL, Nudes Etiquette, Bojack Horseman Finale

February 22, 2020 22:10 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

Topics: -My poor excuse for missing a couple weeks -XFL debut, why I'm a huge fan of the presentation(and what the NFL should steal), and what I'd change for more viewership -Mike Bloomberg's Presidental run and what I think of him as someone who lived under him as Mayor in NYC for years -Oscars thoughts -My go-to White Claw flavor and the faux pas of deriving masculinity from alcohol -Nudes etiquette and a curious hypothetical about getting a nude from someone while in a relationship -Mythic...

46. Super Bowl Final Minutes, Best Super Bowl Ads, WTF Is Happening On Masked Singer

February 03, 2020 04:08 - 1 hour - 82.6 MB

Topics: -Super Bowl issues with a drunk girl in the elevator causing a power outage in my building -Final minutes of the Super Bowl and Chiefs come back from down three as it happens -Review of all the best moments on the Super Bowl broadcast, including Shakira and J-Lo going ass to ass like Requiem for a Dream -2020 best Super Bowl ads -How my Super Bowl prop bet takes did -Patrick Mahomes' legacy -Kyle Shanahan's non-legacy -Masked Singer continually steals my attention with how insane of a...

45. Crazy Things In Lebanon, Pigtails, WWE Royal Rumble

January 26, 2020 18:55 - 59 minutes - 81.2 MB

Topics: -How a busty Lebanese girl enlightened me as to the plight of Lebanon in 2020 -American unrest about President Trump's war with chicken fries or whatever feels kind of silly in comparison -My big idea about learning about other cultures, and teaching all of us, through large breasted women around the globe -I got a haircut and decided to wear pig tails on a livestream because I'm a silly person -Why do guys care so much about how other men look online? -ICE Bae girl still grinding on ...

44. My Stupid Sick Voice, Women's March And Female Marketing, Royal Family Break Up

January 19, 2020 18:27 - 49 minutes - 68.5 MB

Topics: -My week with a sore throat and what I apparently sound like -How I battled my vet in the name of my darling labrador Cali -The 2020 Women's March infiltrates my brunch and provides some amusing moments -How Bumble pretends to be great for women but apparently is not -I am due for good karma -Why does Black Twitter always say white people don't spice things well enough? -Meghan Markle and Prince Harry leave the Royal Family and why I think that must be even though I very much don't ca...

43. Make The Internet Weird Again, Barstool/College Humor and Digital Media, DFS Boxing Matches

January 11, 2020 18:48 - 1 hour - 85.6 MB

Topics: -Barstool's maybe acquisition by a sports betting company -Why the sports betting/content cross over is a little scary to me for the general consumer -College Humor and Facebook's screw job on digital media -Me talking personal life stuff and my future career as a dad blogger -The terrible things I made a person I'm hanging out with watch -Fatal Farm TV intros and why they were the apex of the late 90s/early 2000s internet -An impromptu 4:20Cast that includes a DuckTales deconstructio...

42. How To Make 2020 Better, World War 3, And Oh So Many Impressions

January 04, 2020 19:06 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MB

Topics: -It's 2020 so where's my housecleaning robot -We may be on the cusp of World War 3 so I'm concerned for our soldier friends -My resolutions and things I think that could help anyone in 2020 -You're getting a LOT of impressions on this episode orrr maybe Black Panther and Arnold Schwarzenegger actually showed. We may never know! -One real simple thing you can do to improve your life this year -What I want out of my career in the new year -Nailed It on Netflix and how I feel like I shou...

41. Why Do Fans Hate Everything Now?, Rise Of Skywalker And You Season 2 Reviews

December 28, 2019 17:58 - 1 hour - 94.7 MB

Topics: -Holiday szn -Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker response and why I find it odd that I like it more than actual Star Wars fans do -What this says about being a "fan" in 2019 and beyond. Why do fans seemingly just want to hate the thing they're a fan of? -Why I think people who were mad at the Joker movie should be less mad at Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker -A quick defense of ham and a rebuttal to the fashionable Christmas Ham slander across the world -Rise of Skywalker review without spoiler...

40. Dave Portnoy Sex Tape, Good Lazy Christmas Gift Ideas, Uncut Gems Review

December 14, 2019 21:42 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

Topics: -Dave Portnoy sex tape and why the El Pres sex tape was extra weird for me -My thoughts on how it was handled and why it's such a unique approach by Barstool and reaction by their fans -Could you imagine seeing one of your bosses or former bosses have sex on video? It's weird. -My low effort solution to giving thoughtful gifts this holiday season -The movie Good Boys and why it's one of my favorite movies I've seen this year -A random tangent about some girl I used to date and how I s...

39. A Gentlemanly Evening At The Gentlemen's Club, Netflix's Viral Brand Sex Tweet, USC Football

December 07, 2019 18:38 - 54 minutes - 75.2 MB

Topics: -Mistakes were made at a gentlemen's club -I got more hungover as I recorded this -My new go-to spiked egg nog recipe -The dystopic future seen through Netflix's "what can you say during sex but also on a brand twitter" viral tweet -Oh god do I hate brand Twitters -Brother Nature, some dude who posts videos of himself with animals, got his ass kicked by some dude for no reason and the guy filmed it and posted it online like a real dick -It's kind of scary that'd happen -USC football s...

38. Bernie Sanders Interviewed By Bernie Sanders, Bronny James' Debut, Fixing Food Delivery

November 23, 2019 18:13 - 59 minutes - 82.4 MB

Topics: -Seriously why are there always dead cockroaches hanging out on the streets of downtown LA? -Bernie Sanders interviewed by a Bernie Sanders impersonator https://twitter.com/JAdomian/status/1197585797001572354 -Dreams of Barack Obama and the Rock -Bronny James' high school debut and what I thought of him and the game -The Mandalorian is a good show but I'll be damned if I get Disney+ (not much spoilers) -Some girl with an ABSURD tweet that's so 2019 and I hate her -A better experience ...

37. Colin Kaepernick Workout, Nicolas Cage To Play Himself, My Genius Scooby Doo Reboot Movie Idea

November 16, 2019 18:08 - 57 minutes - 79.6 MB

Topics: -My darling allergic dog Cali holding me hostage at home for a week -Why your car is getting broken into in a parking lot -People butthurt when you just mention a politician -Colin Kaepernick workout, what I'm rooting for, and why I think this could have been a pay-per-view event -Is the NFL secretly evil James Bond organization SPECTRE? Is Roger Goodell just Stone Cold Steve Austin-era Vince McMahon? -A Colin Kaepernick XFL? -I tried the meal prep service Model Meals and had a hilari...

36. No Nut November, OK Boomer, That Time I Stayed At The Shining Hotel

November 09, 2019 18:15 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MB

Topics: -Walking around sleeping homeless people like a parent on Christmas Eve -No Nut November, its origins, and why I think it's dumb -Self deprivation for the sake of it -OK Boomer meme, its origins, and why I think it's not the best -Doctor Sleep's ineffective marketing campaign -The time I was at the Stanley Hotel, the hotel The Shining was based on, for an episode of Ghost Hunters and was briefly haunted alongside CM Punk and his then-girlfriend Maria Kanellis Help support my independ...

35. How To Make The Perfect Steak, Deadspin Union Cyberbullying BS, Me Falling In Love In A Dream

November 02, 2019 17:23 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MB

Topics: -I had to get a new iPhone 11 Pro because a horny ghost got into my old phone -How to make the perfect steak, I learned how! -Firefighters: Confirmed not pussies -Deadspin union and how they and media douches cyberbullied a freelancer into quitting his job as a replacement -Why you're never irreplaceable as a content person -Media people, and regular ol Twitter trolls, are so f'ing soft -Popeyes trolled Chick Fil A over something dumb and it was so stupid -Johnny Manziel's wife Bre Ti...

34. Cable Companies, Which Bojack Character Is The Most Bangable, A Solution For Wildfires

October 26, 2019 18:14 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MB

Topics: -AT&T bill increases as they randomly raise my bill 100% with no notice or notification -How companies really do just try to screw you and why that makes me want my boy Andrew Yang in office -Why you should be watching Bojack Horseman (no spoilers) -Which Bojack Horseman character is the most bangable for guys and girls -Steakhouse dinner and how every steakhouse now is kind of the same -Why I want to learn to make a steakhouse quality steak and why I am a disgusting human being for w...

33. My Birthday, Life Lessons For A Younger Me, Billie Eilish

October 19, 2019 17:14 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MB

Topics: -My 35th birthday and how I very much do not feel like I represent that age well -The insane costs of raising a child and why that terrifies me -What am I doing with my life? -Things I wish someone had taught me when I was younger -I finally caved and started watching Succession again -Billie Eilish has large 17 year old boobs that went viral -Interdimensional travel Give me a birthday gift by throwing me five stars and a review PRETTY PLEASE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/un...

32. Dying Birds, China Issues, Big Mouth Review and El Camino Review

October 12, 2019 17:11 - 1 hour - 85.7 MB

Topics: -The ongoing trials and tribulations of me and buffets -A dying bird on the beach after some a-hole seagulls broke his wing and how I handled it -Cunnilingus -Big Mouth review and discussion -El Camino spoiler free review and El Camino spoiler discussion Throw me five stars and a review PRETTY PLEASE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/untitled-chris-spags-podcast/id1455164551?mt=2 Hit the Patreon for the Tinder Roundup for $1/month and even more content, including the 4:20Cast, f...

31. Joker Review And Spoilers, Oooh Girl, WWE Smackdown on Fox

October 05, 2019 01:59 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

Topics: -Joker review with no spoilers (and Joker spoilers review at the 44 min mark) -WWE Smackdown on Fox stream in the background and let's just say I do not get why they think this would result in new people watching this show ever again -Pizza Hut Cheez Its pizza seems bad but had be intrigued -AND SO MUCH MORE! I AM ALL OVER THE MAP EVEN BY MY STANDARDS THIS WEEK Throw me five stars and a review PRETTY PLEASE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/untitled-chris-spags-podcast/id1455164...

30. My Goddamn Broken New Macbook, People Who Want To Be Known, Sugar Daddies Ruin It For All Dudes

September 28, 2019 16:52 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

Topics: -Apple's quality now sucks and my new Macbook's display crapping out after four months is all the proof I read -People watching at a bar while waiting four hours for an appointment to not get my Macbook fixed -Couple who so badly wants to be regulars at a bar, Eastern European sugar babies -How sugar daddies ruin it for every other guy out there -Yoyo dieting -The frustration of dedicating your career to knowing football and not winning big money in daily fantasy -My pleas to FS1, DAZ...

29. New iPhone Release, Me On TV At The USC Game, Early Dating Enthusiasm, Shane Gillis Canceled

September 14, 2019 16:24 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

TOPICS: -My Black Mirroresque dystopic future work schedule -The new iPhone release and how I am due to get one but really don't care about it -My first return to USC's campus since graduating -USC-Stanford and me on TV with my man bun looking like the best picture I've taken in years (see it here https://www.instagram.com/p/B2I45XhlUil/) -The biggest mistake people make early on in dating -New SNL hire Shane Gillis in the crosshairs of "cancel culture" for some racial jokes -Why "comedy jour...

28. Antonio Brown Released, White Claw Shortage, Spongebob Parody Porn

September 07, 2019 18:20 - 1 hour - 85 MB

TOPICS! -Antonio Brown released and my bet on what happens to him -Is it mental illness or racism (🙄) or what? -Jameis Winston truthers and the weird hives of the internet -Lots of side piece talk -White Claw shortage -AEW's championship goes missing with Chris Jericho and making the most of real life weird things -Barstool's ability to do the same and Dave Portnoy's coke video -Spongebob memes and his enduring legacy to pop culture -And some talk about a Spongebob parody porn with the shocki...

27. Las Vegas, My Innovative Casino Idea, And The Genius Of Dave Chappelle's New Netflix Special

September 02, 2019 18:41 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

TOPICS! -The worst accident I've ever witnessed that added another 2.5 hours on my trip to Vegas (pics: https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/local/semi-trucks-crash-on-i--near-halloran-summit-causing/article_45a43d9c-c775-11e9-a33d-23c7379b34e1.html) -Random dead cockroaches on the streets of LA -The depression of video poker machines at a grocery store in Vegas -Lots of Vegas talk and also I forgot to mention this awesome food item I got at the Oyster Bar at Palace Station -Why Vegas kinda sucks t...

26. How To Get Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, Male Friendships, How To Win At Fantasy Football

August 24, 2019 18:23 - 1 hour - 95.7 MB

TOPICS! -Just For Men and the salt and pepper look -Is the Popeyes chicken sandwich a white/black thing? -How to get Popeyes chicken sandwich while other chumps wait in lines and don't get it -The inauthenticity of Wendy's compared to Popeyes -Keeping up with long distance male friendships -Who Framed Roger Rabbit? No, seriously, who was it that framed Roger Rabbit? -Maybe it was kinda Roger Rabbit's fault why he got framed -Animators drawing Jessica Rabbit's cooch -How to win at fantasy foot...

25. San Diego, Barstool Sports Union and How Deadspin Blew It Again, I Don't Know Why I Watch GLOW

August 17, 2019 18:17 - 58 minutes - 81 MB

TOPICS! -One phrase to not use in an interview -Mental health talk -Barstool Sports union issues and why I think the employees shouldn't laugh it off (28:00 mark since I know some of you will want to skip to that) -Deadspin's litany of screwups that ruined their site -I really don't know why I watch GLOW but I did and it did nothing for me other than Alison Brie's boobs Throw me five stars and a review PRETTY PLEASE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/untitled-chris-spags-podcast/id145516...

24. White Claws In The AM, Antonio Brown Off The Deep End, Jeffrey Epstein's Pedo Conspiracy

August 10, 2019 17:55 - 1 hour - 84.2 MB

TOPICS! -Is it wrong to have a White Claw in the morning? -Antonio Brown's cryotherapy and helmet fall off the deep end -Hard Knocks and some takeaways -A new Brazilian steakhouse and the joy it brings my life -Jeffrey Epstein suicide and how we may never know how deep that whole pedo conspiracy goes -And some admittedly dark jokes about Epstein's other party guests which included STEPHEN HAWKING and DAVID BLAINE? I mean come on Throw me five stars and a review PRETTY PLEASE: https://podcast...

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