Jesus hands out manliness grades, Christian sweats his wife's upcoming labor, Jerry's son cops a feel, and Jonah Hill makes the guys regret existence.

Jesus is fresh off the soccer field, where he was intimidated by two sexy hunks. Jerry's pumping iron to achieve a Nacho Libre physique, but he needs to overcome his irrational fear of sweat.

Jesus teaches everyone how to negotiate, and it's uncomfortable as hell. Jerry admits to a federal offense live on air, but the statute of limitations has passed (probably).

Then, Jerry took his son to a Lakers game, where they had a very close encounter with a big fake white butt.

Finally, Christian and his wife have all the facts on placenta-eating.

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TOMORROW, Dec. 18, American Wannabes @ The Rec Room in Huntington Beach, CA

Dec. 28-30, Jerry Garcia @ Edgewater Casino in Laughlin, NV

Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX

Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.