America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist
26 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 19 ratingsMy inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!
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Episodes
In This Moment of Monsters
October 07, 2018 00:00 - 2 minutes - 3.26 MBThe poison is poured, the bridges are burned The sham tribunal’s been adjourned No progress made. No lesson learned in this moment of monsters Camels can’t pass through needles’ eyes If their lips are moving lies are being told. They polarise in this moment of monsters The rich do what amuses them The poor do what they must The rich feast on rare creatures’ flesh The poor fight for a crust And horde whatever coins they find in the toxic dust The jury’s out, the fix in sin Your jaw w...
Groupies, and How to Please Them Sexually
September 07, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes - 4.82 MBThe title says it all!
Further Adventures of the Scrotum Bros.
August 23, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.48 MBAvid Trump supporters Anyl and Feekle Scrotum turn out not to be just brothers, but father and son too!
The Inauguration of Donald Trump
August 23, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.31 MBAt the time I wrote and recorded this, there seemed little chance that America would be so foolish as to elect this ghastly person. Were those the days, or what?
Gustavo's Forehead
August 16, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes - 5.62 MBA poignant bedtime story about why one should avoid the homeless. Based on a true story!
Mike Pence at the Fertility Clinic
August 15, 2018 09:51 - 2 minutes - 3.38 MBIn an attempt to fill the world with rosy-cheeked Christian kiddies, Vice President Pence has, with the encouragement of his wife Judy, whose real name isn't Judy at all, but Karen, been "donating" at Indiana Christian fertility clinics whose names and addresses this podcast is forbidden to disclose.
At the Ball Park
August 13, 2018 08:38 - 3 minutes - 3.44 MBJoin the dopamine-deficient community as they had for the ball park for another afternoon of a sport not easily determined! Buy me some peanuts 'n' crackerjack!
Anger Management for Transgenders
August 13, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.03 MBThe title says it all! You'll laff 'til you stop!
Run, Melania, Run
August 05, 2018 00:00 - 1 minute - 2.25 MBAmerica's Eva Braun or a decent human being caught in a difficult position? You be the judge!
Pregame
July 30, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.34 MBA pregame interview with a famous athlete! But what is his sport?
Sacha Barron Trump
July 30, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes - 5.53 MBNo heart will fail to be warmed by this account of how, when he's pretending to play golf, President Trump is typically camping with his handsome youngest son, teaching the boy to revere nature and to respect even those unlike himself.
More McDougal!
July 28, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.26 MBKaren McDougal's relationship turns out to have been less about sex than service to humanity. This one will inspire you.
I Google McDougal!
July 26, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.23 MBFor nine months shortly after the birth of his son Bannon, future president Donald G. Trump enjoyed hot extramarital sex with Playboy model Karen McDougal, who has explained that she loved him for his mind and his charm. Think about that for a minute. His mind. ,
The Elements of Style
July 25, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 3.86 MBThere are lots of fragrance cachet-laden magazines that will tell you how to dress, but this is where you'll get the best possible advice!
Feekle and Anyl
July 23, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes - 4.71 MBIt was my friends Feekle and Anyl, whom I met in the American heartland in 2009, who originally got me excited about Donald G. Trump
Poots 'n' Tubby
July 21, 2018 00:00 - 4 minutes - 4.77 MBA lot of people are saying that the best thing to come out of the recent summit meeting in Helsinki between Presidents Trump and Putin was the idea for a new comedy series on Fox, in which each leader would try to demonstrate himself more manly than the other — with hilarious results!
MrTrump
July 12, 2018 12:57 - 4 minutes - 5.13 MBSanta Monica Slim & The Poisoned Environment Boys, bolstered by the Zelda Hyde Exclusively Caucasian Singers, perform their musical tribute to Donald J. Trump. Lyrics copyright 2018 by John Mendelssohn: God took an orange dump and called it Donald Trump Please off a high cliff jump, Mr. Trump You wear defiant ignorance as some might wear medals Your world’s full of lies, pots called black by kettles From ghastly to awful, you cover the spectrum How does it feel having Mike Pence up your re...
An Inspiring Tale Of Pluck And Perseverance
July 12, 2018 00:00 - 2 minutes - 3.35 MBThe snowflakes and libtards will tell you that to become a 1-percenter, you need to have been the child of a racist slumlord who left you lots of money. But that simply isn't the case!
Kill Something For Christ, Quick
July 12, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 3.83 MBThose who don't go out into the wild and shoot their fellow living creatures dead often have no idea what they're missing!
Loving The Rich
July 12, 2018 00:00 - 46 seconds - 905 KBThe rich are different from you and me. They smell nicer, for one thing, and usually have a great deal more money. Many of them have been to something called "finishing school", and have correspondingly lovely manners.
Dudeliness And How To Get It
July 12, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.31 MBThose trying to destroy America would like its brave men to be baking banana bread and moisturising instead of hunting, fishing, and drinking Bud Lite! We cannot let such people win!
My Procreative Organ Has a Name
July 12, 2018 00:00 - 2 minutes - 2.47 MBMany men do it, though only a small minority will admit it. I explain in lurid detail how I chose the name I did.
The Donald Trump No One Knows
July 12, 2018 00:00 - 3 minutes - 4.06 MBHis one-time yoga instructor reveals a heretofore-unseen side of our president, who turns out, behind the scenes, and out of the view of the fake media, to be compassionate, generous, and cuddly!
How To Pick Up Chicks
July 12, 2018 00:00 - 2 minutes - 3.24 MBPolitical correctness has slowed a lot of studs down, but these techniques for bedding babes and humping hotties is time-tested and guaranteed to work!
How To Talk To Your Dog Or Cat About Sports
July 07, 2018 21:32 - 2 minutes - 2.98 MBAnd not just your dog, cat, bird, or other! Perfect strangers too!