Amateurology

Taurans & Would You Rather

In this episode we discuss Lilly's chart, and play a good game of astrology Would You Rather

Vladimir Putin, Tommy Lee & Pamela Anderson

In this episode we discuss New Moon rituals, the charts of Vladimir Putin, Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson, and the overall short comings of men. 

Venus/Mars Conjunction & Kanye West the Gemini

In this episode we get into what to expect for pisces season, spirit guides, human design, Kanye West's chart, and some other shit. 

The Astrology around being 27, and Kylie Jenner's baby

In this episode we get into profection years, nodes, reverse nodal returns, Kylie, Travis, Stormi & Wolf's chart, and what a pain it is to be 27.

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Retrogrades, Zoe Kravitz & Channing Tatum

The first episode of season 2!! In this episode we discuss retrogrades, full moons, and breakdown the charts of Zoe Kravitz & Channing tatum. 

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Season Finale (UNCUT)

I'm so sorry you guys,  our season finale is so late, but please enjoy & we will see you soon. There is a possibility we will do some special episodes about love island, but you all know how we don't have it together, so stay very tuned. 

Everything & Everybody Has A Chart, Including Miley Cyrus

In this episode we discuss how things, people & events all have charts, and we discuss the chart compatibility of Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth. 

Love Languages of The Signs

In this episode  we break down which signs we think have which love languages, we discuss what celebrities we think might be witches or have metaphysical abilities, and the recent youtube tea with Gabbie Hana & Trisha Paytas & their charts. 

Kourtney Kardashian, Rising signs, and The Olsen Twins

In this episode we talk about 4 different rising signs, and what makes them alike.  Kourtney Kardashian's new boo, and Mary-Kate Olsen's recent divorce. 

Scorpios & Sag's w/ special guest Becca

In this episode we break down our guest, Becca's, chart. We also touch on her boyfriend's & why have unlikely compatibility at first glance. 

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Ghosts, Soul Ties & Famous Fashion Designers

In this episode we discuss ghost hunting & haunted places in Utah, soul ties (thank you tik tok) and the chart breakdowns of famous fashion designers!

Astro Cartography & Unlikable Chart Combos

In this episode we assign the characters of New Girl with what we think their "big 3" chart combinations would be, we touch on astrological cartography, and big 3 combos that we think we simply would not vibe with. 

Gossip Girl Cast's Signs

In this episode we assign big 3's to the cast of gossip girl, go over Anna's siblings charts, and discuss our favorite Aries celebrities revving up for Aries season!

Friends & The Royal Family

In this episode we tell you what we think each character's big 3 are from the cast of Friends, and we break down charts and recent drama of the royal family. 

Virgo Full Moon & Aries Men

This episode is brought to you by Aries men. We love you Aries men, please keep doing you.

Virgo Serial Killers (TW: Sexual Violence)

In this episode we mash true crime podcasting and astrology podcasting into one episode. We also touch on the Virgo moon coming up this Saturday. Please email us if you get pregnant this weekend, and/or have a mercury in Virgo - [email protected] - thank you very much. 

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH

We may have strayed a bit from the astrological beaten path, but this was important to get out there into the universe. Hope you guys enjoy. 

THE CHEATER CHART

Cheating celebs & their charts

Lucky 13th Episode w/ Special Guest Shae Anderson

Our first podcast guest, Pisces, Shae Anderson! We discuss her very watery chart, manifestation, the most recent Leo full moon, and our first Mercy Retrograde of 2021.  (Also I did my best with this audio, I swear we do sound checks every time & we even have new equipment, so I'm not sure why it sounds like this. Please forgive me & still listen because I really like this episode <3)

Stevie Nicks & Cock Blocking Celebs from Heaven

In this episode we discuss the queen of witches, Stevie Nicks, hexes, magic, and more. 

Doja Cat, Armie Hammer, and Accepting Your Astro-Identity

In this episode we get into our favorite celebrity crack head, Doja Cat, details on recent scandal and astro-chart of Armie hammer, debunking tik tok astrology trends, and a chart breakdown of Libra, Senja.  *Disclaimer, I know the sun is not physically closest to earth, but the moon is, and also the Sun has the biggest effect on our planet, that is what I was referring to when I referenced physical astronomy - thank you *

Venus Signs & Harry Styles

In this episode we discuss our first Sagittarius chart, Sadie, and triple Libra, Ian. We also get into what may make you compatible with other people, and last (but certainly not least) the recent news on our beloved Harry Styles, and a breakdown of his chart, and his new love interest's chart. 

New Year, New Moon

In this episode we discuss  scary Aries, Mariah Carey,  if she's lying about her age, her chart may not be accurate, but with how weird it is, we're not sure, let us know what you think. We also breakdown Aquarius, Nella's chart, and give you our recommendations for the full moon, and our predictions about the energy it will bring. 

Ariana Grande & Mac Miller Twin Flames?

In this episode we explain details about degrees and houses in astrology, review Gemini, Adara, and discuss Ariana Grande and Mac Miller's chart compatibility and whether we think they were twin flames. 

Basics Giving You The Basics

In this episode we overview Aquarius, Skye, and her chart, discuss Danahy's possible supernatural encounter, and breakdown some astrology basics (we will be diving into this more in the next episode, so stay tuned).

Taylor Swift, Eclipse Effects, and Virgos Continued

I'm sorry guys, we're still working on our audio issues, and honestly, it's been a week & I've had a glass of wine or two, but we talked about taylor swift, and shit going on with our lives, and Danahy's good friend Gina, and tips for manifestation. It's eclipse season so just be easy on us, thanks. Love you.

Chart Compatibility, Jersey Shore, Lunar Eclipse

In this episode Anna & Danahy break down the charts & compatibility of Jace & Lilly, and compare behaviors between Lilly & her mom, Emily. They also discuss the recent lunar eclipse & its effects, and talk about the signs of the Jersey Shore cast. 

Finding Danahy's Chaotic Twin

Anna went on a date with a guy who has a shockingly similar chart to Danahy, we review Virgo Annie's chart, and discuss our toxic traits.

Rihanna's Chart

In this episode we break down our lord & savior's chart: Rihanna. We also do an overview of our dear listener, Emma's, chart, and the infamous Napoleon. And of course the random mumbo jumbo of two fire signs trying to do a podcast. Enjoy astro babies. 

Our Fathers Charts, Dating & Soulmates

In this episode we breakdown our father's charts, twin flames & soul mates, Danahy's recent dating disaster and Christopher Columbus - a problematic historical figure.

Ep. 1 Halloween full moon, 2020 Election Forecast, Scorpio Parents

In our very first episode we are touching bases on celebrity signs, our experience with the Taurus full moon/blue moon on Halloween, our predictions & briefly doing an astrological breakdown of the 2020 election, and our parents signs.