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AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini

424 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★★ - 142 ratings

If you want biting, insightful (and funny) news and social commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills" (available on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros"! 

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Episodes

"F**k Bill Gates" 

September 10, 2023 11:00 - 31 minutes - 43.3 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  F**k Bill Gates. Once again, I’m right. This time, about paper straws!  The plot of “Robocop” is real. Just ask the citizens of Silicon Valley! *On “A la Carte”:* the CDC is a joke, and so is Lia, “Bill” Thomas, the city of Chicago, and Queen. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the RIGHT way to respond to presidential candidates, Alex Jones on the NWO, and don’t forget, THE RESIDENTS OF MAUI WERE MURDERED. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous...

TRAILER for EP. #242: "F**k Bill Gates"

September 08, 2023 11:00 - 39 seconds - 915 KB

*THIS WEEK:*  F**k Bill Gates. Once again, I’m right. This time, about paper straws.  The plot of “Robocop” is real. Just ask the citizens of Silicon Valley! *On “A la Carte”:* the CDC is a joke, and so is Lia, “Bill” Thomas, the city of Chicago, and Queen. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the RIGHT way to respond to presidential candidates, Alex Jones on the NWO, and don’t forget, THE RESIDENTS OF MAUI WERE MURDERED. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous*...

"F**k Bill Gates" 

September 07, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  F**k Bill Gates. Once again, I’m right. This time, about paper straws!  The plot of “Robocop” is real. Just ask the citizens of Silicon Valley! *On “A la Carte”:* the CDC is a joke, and so is Lia, “Bill” Thomas, the city of Chicago, and Queen. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the RIGHT way to respond to presidential candidates, Alex Jones on the NWO, and don’t forget, THE RESIDENTS OF MAUI WERE MURDERED. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous...

1ST TASTE OF EP. #242: "F**k Bill Gates" 

September 05, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  F**k Bill Gates. Once again, I’m right. This time, about paper straws!  The plot of “Robocop” is real. Just ask the citizens of Silicon Valley! *On “A la Carte”:* the CDC is a joke, and so is Lia, “Bill” Thomas, the city of Chicago, and Queen. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the RIGHT way to respond to presidential candidates, Alex Jones on the NWO, and don’t forget, THE RESIDENTS OF MAUI WERE MURDERED. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous...

"Amateur Nation: a Nation of P***ies" 

September 03, 2023 11:00 - 41 minutes - 57.3 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  I know your world will implode, amateurs! But “Science” just said that MASKS ARE BAD for you!  Remember when you were a child and cheated certain death by playing ‘Tag”? Amateur parents will be happy to know your kids will never have to face that danger! How can millennials NOT be happy? I have the answer. *On “A la Carte”:* I try to use logic and reason with millennials, and men still aren’t getting those periods they want so badly! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a police offic...

TRAILER: Ep. #241: "Amateur Nation: a Nation of P***ies" 

September 01, 2023 11:00 - 49 seconds - 1.13 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  I know your world will implode, amateurs! But “Science” just said that MASKS ARE BAD for you!  Remember when you were a child and cheated certain death by playing ‘Tag”? Amateur parents will be happy to know your kids will never have to face that danger! How can millennials NOT be happy? I have the answer. *On “A la Carte”:* The Maui fires, KFC, EVs, and men still aren’t getting those periods they want so badly! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a police officer rightfully burns a ...

2nd TASTE OF EP. #241: "Amateur Nation: a Nation of P***ies" 

August 31, 2023 11:00 - 54 seconds - 1.26 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  I know your world will implode, amateurs! But “Science” just said that MASKS ARE BAD for you!  Remember when you were a child and cheated certain death by playing ‘Tag”? Amateur parents will be happy to know your kids will never have to face that danger! How can millennials NOT be happy? I have the answer. *On “A la Carte”:* The Maui fires, KFC, EVs, and men still aren’t getting those periods they want so badly! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a police officer rightfully burns a ...

1ST TASTE OF EP. #241: "Amateur Nation: a Nation of P***ies" 

August 29, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  I know your world will implode, amateurs! But “Science” just said that MASKS ARE BAD for you!  Remember when you were a child and cheated certain death by playing ‘Tag”? Amateur parents will be happy to know your kids will never have to face that danger! How can millennials NOT be happy? I have the answer. *On “A la Carte”:* The Maui fires, KFC, EVs, and men still aren’t getting those periods they want so badly! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a police officer rightfully burns a ...

"Amateur Nation Cannot Be Shamed Enough"

August 27, 2023 11:00 - 36 minutes - 49.6 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Skittles: “Boycott the Rainbow”!  What the hell has happened to women’s voices? This Week In: “Things That Make You Go Hmmmm” *On “A la Carte”:* Lizzo's yoga pants, 70 year old, Cyndi Lauper is oppressed now, and Wayne Brady needs attention! *On “3 Pro Things”:* Ilhan Omar is rightfully thrown under the bus, a comedian/actor describes Amateur Nation to a tee, and, “The Worst Song You’ve (Probably) Never Heard". *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.dr...

2ND TASTE OF EP. #240: "Amateur Nation Cannot Be Shamed Enough"

August 24, 2023 11:00 - 57 seconds - 1.33 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Skittles: “Boycott the Rainbow”!  What the hell has happened to women’s voices? This Week In: “Things That Make You Go Hmmmm” *On “A la Carte”:* Lizzo’s yoga pants, 70 year old, Cyndi Lauper is oppressed now, and Wayne Brady needs attention! *On “3 Pro Things”:* Ilhan Omar is rightfully thrown under the bus, a comedian/actor describes Amateur Nation to a tee, and, “The Worst Song You’ve (Probably) Never Heard". *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.dr...

1ST TASTE OF EP. #240: "Amateur Nation Cannot Be Shamed Enough"

August 22, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Skittles: “Boycott the Rainbow”!  What the hell has happened to women’s voices? This Week In: “Things That Make You Go Hmmmm” *On “A la Carte”:* Lizzo’s yoga pants, 70 year old, Cyndi Lauper is oppressed now, and Wayne Brady needs attention! *On “3 Pro Things”:* Ilhan Omar is rightfully thrown under the bus, a comedian/actor describes Amateur Nation to a tee, and, “The Worst Song You’ve (Probably) Never Heard". *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.dr...

"Now with 25% MORE Baseless Trump Indictments!"

August 20, 2023 14:44 - 26 minutes - 36.8 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Lizzo’s lawsuit is bananas! Bananas covered in chocolate syrup. And whipped cream. With a side of ice cream. And fries. And served inside a vagina. Ford bails on EVs! I wonder if it’s because they suck and have several dozen things wrong with them? “This Week in, ‘So Let Me Get This Straight’…”! *On “A la Carte”:* Hunter might get ‘Hillary’d”, Barack’s not-so-secret “secret”, and “This Week in Biden Babbles”. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a company goes out of its way to NOT hi...

TRAILER: "Now with 25% MORE Baseless Trump Indictments!"

August 18, 2023 11:00 - 51 seconds - 1.18 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Lizzo’s lawsuit is bananas! Bananas covered in chocolate syrup. And whipped cream. With a side of ice cream. And fries. And served inside a vagina. Ford bails on EVs! I wonder if it’s because they suck and have several dozen things wrong with them? “This Week in, ‘So Let Me Get This Straight’…”! *On “A la Carte”:* Hunter might get ‘Hillary’d”, Barack’s not-so-secret “secret”, and “This Week in Biden Babbles”. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a company goes out of its way to NOT hi...

2ND TASTE OF EP. #239: "Now with 25% MORE Baseless Trump Indictments!"

August 17, 2023 11:00 - 57 seconds - 1.33 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Lizzo’s lawsuit is bananas! Bananas covered in chocolate syrup. And whipped cream. With a side of ice cream. And fries. And served inside a vagina. Ford bails on EVs! I wonder if it’s because they suck and have several dozen things wrong with them? “This Week in, ‘So Let Me Get This Straight’…”! *On “A la Carte”:* Hunter might get ‘Hillary’d”, Barack’s not-so-secret “secret”, and “This Week in Biden Babbles”. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a company goes out of its way to NOT hi...

1ST TASTE OF EP. #239!: "Now with 25% MORE Baseless Trump Indictments!"

August 15, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Lizzo’s lawsuit is bananas! Bananas covered in chocolate syrup. And whipped cream. With a side of ice cream. And fries. And served inside a vagina. Ford bails on EVs! I wonder if it’s because they suck and have several dozen things wrong with them? “This Week in, ‘So Let Me Get This Straight’…”! *On “A la Carte”:* Hunter might get ‘Hillary’d”, Barack’s not-so-secret “secret”, and “This Week in Biden Babbles”. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a company goes out of its way to NOT hi...

"Now with 50% MORE 'Disinformation'!"

August 13, 2023 11:00 - 49 minutes - 67.8 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Can’t stand people who are chronically late? You’re an “on-time-ist”! “This Week in Human Trafficking Ignored by Amateur Nation”. “Bad Shirt, Dumb Shoes, No Service”: life has dress codes, amateurs! *On “A la Carte”:* LeCommie helps kids get gooder edumacation, “Commiefornia: ‘The Virus State’”, and John “Lurch” Fetterman is clear on fracking! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a news anchor goes “Hammer Time” on The Biden Crime Family, China and Russia were Trump’s bitches, and TVs...

TRAILER: "Now with 50% MORE 'Disinformation'!"

August 11, 2023 11:00 - 46 seconds - 1.07 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Can’t stand people who are chronically late? You’re an “on-time-ist”! “This Week in Human Trafficking Ignored by Amateur Nation”. “Bad Shirt, Dumb Shoes, No Service”: life has dress codes, amateurs! *On “A la Carte”:* LeCommie helps kids get gooder edumacation, “Commiefornia: ‘The Virus State’”, and John “Lurch” Fetterman is clear on fracking! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a news anchor goes “Hammer Time” on The Biden Crime Family, China and Russia were Trump’s bitches, and TVs...

2ND TASTE OF #238: "Now with 50% MORE 'Disinformation'!"

August 10, 2023 11:00 - 54 seconds - 1.26 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Can’t stand people who are chronically late? You’re an “on-time-ist”! “This Week in Human Trafficking Ignored by Amateur Nation”. “Bad Shirt, Dumb Shoes, No Service”: life has dress codes, amateurs! *On “A la Carte”:* LeCommie helps kids get gooder edumacation, “Commiefornia: ‘The Virus State’”, and John “Lurch” Fetterman is clear on fracking! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a news anchor goes “Hammer Time” on The Biden Crime Family, China and Russia were Trump’s bitches, and TV...

1ST TASTE OF #238: "Now with 50% MORE 'Disinformation'!"

August 08, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Can’t stand people who are chronically late? You’re an “on-time-ist”! “This Week in Human Trafficking Ignored by Amateur Nation”. “Bad Shirt, Dumb Shoes, No Service”: life has dress codes, amateurs! *On “A la Carte”:* LeCommie helps kids get gooder edumacation, “Commiefornia: ‘The Virus State’”, and John “Lurch” Fetterman is clear on fracking! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a news anchor goes “Hammer Time” on The Biden Crime Family, China and Russia were Trump’s bitches, and TVs...

"Pedos and Commies and Chubs! Oh, My!"

August 06, 2023 11:00 - 32 minutes - 44.4 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  “Blending in with the high schoolers”—the new Pedophile MO! “The Naked Communist”—a few of the goals they’ve been putting in place to destroy the United States of America. Get your tickets for “Philly Fat Con”! Because someone dropped the ball and didn’t market it as, “Philly Phat Phest!”; complete with lots of fat jokes that would be OK if I were a fat comedian, but since I’m not, oppression, victimhood, hate…you know the drill, amateurs. *On “A la Carte”:* You think y...

"Pedos and Commies and Chubs! Oh, My!"

August 04, 2023 20:40 - 57 seconds - 1.33 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  “Blending in with the high schoolers”—the new Pedophile MO! “The Naked Communist”—a few of the goals they’ve been putting in place to destroy the United States of America. Get your tickets for “Philly Fat Con”! Because someone dropped the ball and didn’t market it as, “Philly Phat Phest!”; complete with lots of fat jokes that would be ok if I were a fat comedian, but since I’m not, oppression, victimhood, hate…you know the drill, amateurs. *On “A la Carte”:* You think y...

2ND TASTE OF #237: "Pedos and Commies and Chubs! Oh, My!"

August 03, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  “Blending in with the high schoolers”—the new Pedophile MO! “The Naked Communist”—a few of the goals they’ve been putting in place to destroy the United States of America. Get your tickets for “Philly Fat Con”! Because someone dropped the ball and didn’t market it as, “Philly Phat Phest!”; complete with lots of fat jokes that would be ok if I were a fat comedian, but since I’m not, oppression, victimhood, hate…you know the drill, amateurs. *On “A la Carte”:* You think y...

1ST TASTE OF #237: "Pedos and Commies and Chubs! Oh, My!"

August 01, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  “Blending in with the high schoolers”—the new Pedophile MO! “The Naked Communist”—a few of the goals they’ve been putting in place to destroy the United States of America. Get your tickets for “Philly Fat Con”! Because someone dropped the ball and didn’t market it as, “Philly Phat Phest!”; complete with lots of fat jokes that would be ok if I were a fat comedian, but since I’m not, oppression, victimhood, hate…you know the drill, amateurs. *On “A la Carte”:* You think y...

"This Podcast Refuses to 'Get with the Times'"

July 30, 2023 11:00 - 54 minutes - 74.8 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  If these are “the times”, this host and podcast will never get with them. LA is done. Just axe 50 Cent! “Let the Comedians Speak Freely”  “10 Symptoms of the Woke Mind”—DEMOLISHED *On “A la Carte”:* PRO-nouns? More like, “amateur nouns”, “World War Z”, and Walt Disney is pissed! *On “3 Pro Things”:* A brilliant post about The Biden Crime Family, The United States is the “last great hope for Earth”, and, Johnny called it about President Coloring Book years ago. *DRY...

TRAILER: "This Podcast Refuses to 'Get with the Times'"

July 28, 2023 11:00 - 46 seconds - 1.07 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  If these are “the times”, this host and podcast will never get with them. LA is done. Just axe 50 Cent! “Let the Comedians Speak Freely”  “10 Symptoms of the Woke Mind”—DEMOLISHED *On “A la Carte”:* PRO-nouns? More like, “amateur nouns”, “World War Z”, and Walt Disney is pissed! *On “3 Pro Things”:* A brilliant post about The Biden Crime Family, The United States is the “last great hope for Earth”, and, Johnny called it about President Coloring Book years ago. *DRY...

2ND TASTE OF EP. #236: "This Podcast Refuses to 'Get with the Times'"

July 27, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  If these are “the times”, this host and podcast will never get with them. LA is done. Just axe 50 Cent! “Let the Comedians Speak Freely”  “10 Symptoms of the Woke Mind”—DEMOLISHED *On “A la Carte”:* PRO-nouns? More like, “amateur nouns”, “World War Z”, and Walt Disney is pissed! *On “3 Pro Things”:* A brilliant post about The Biden Crime Family, The United States is the “last great hope for Earth”, and, Johnny called it about President Coloring Book years ago. *DRY...

1ST TASTE OF EP. #236: "This Podcast Refuses to 'Get with the Times'"

July 25, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  If these are “the times”, this host and podcast will never get with them. LA is done. Just axe 50 Cent! “Let the Comedians Speak Freely”  “10 Symptoms of the Woke Mind”—DEMOLISHED *On “A la Carte”:* PRO-nouns? More like, “amateur nouns”, “World War Z”, and Walt Disney is pissed! *On “3 Pro Things”:* A brilliant post about The Biden Crime Family, The United States is the “last great hope for Earth”, and, Johnny called it about President Coloring Book years ago. *DRY...

"This Episode Has Zero Emissions! Happy, Amateurs?

July 23, 2023 11:00 - 37 minutes - 51.8 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  The dumbest idea President Coloring Book has NEVER had.  “Two traitors walk into a commercial…” What was I JUST saying about keeping millennials out of customer service? “This Week in Corporate Tyranny”! The New “Ben & Jerry’s” ice cream flavors are out!  *On “A la Carte”:* The mayor of New York learned nothing from Will Smith, the latest from The Biden Crime Family, and “Here he comes/Mister Netherlands”! *On “3 Pro Things”:*  The Amish might be on to something,...

"This Episode Has Zero Emissions! Happy, Amateurs?"

July 20, 2023 11:00 - 1 minute - 1.39 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  The dumbest idea President Coloring Book has NEVER had.  “Two traitors walk into a commercial…” “This Week in Corporate Tyranny”! The New “Ben & Jerry’s” ice cream flavors are out!  *On “A la Carte”:* The mayor of New York learned nothing from Will Smith, the latest from The Biden Crime Family, and “Here he comes/Mister Netherlands”! *On “3 Pro Things”:*  The Amish might be on to something, you can’t win “The Racism Game” with amateurs, and from my book, “The 30 Tru...

"This Episode Has Zero Emissions! Happy, Amateurs?" *THIS WEEK:*

July 18, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  The dumbest idea President Coloring Book has NEVER had.  “Two traitors walk into a commercial…” “This Week in Corporate Tyranny”! The New “Ben & Jerry’s” ice cream flavors are out!  *On “A la Carte”:* The mayor of New York learned nothing from Will Smith, the latest from The Biden Crime Family, and “Here he comes/Mister Netherlands”! *On “3 Pro Things”:*  The Amish might be on to something, you can’t win “The Racism Game” with amateurs, and from my book, “The 30 Tru...

"'Women. Am I Right, Men?' THE Snark Episode"

July 16, 2023 11:00 - 39 minutes - 54.2 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  The most high-maintenance girlfriend of all time! Dylan Mulvaney just might be a real woman! The new list of 250 Hollywood Fascist Perverts for 2023 is out!AKA: “The Pedo 250”! *On “A la Carte”:* Two sexy holidays, the irony of affirmative action being toast, and all problems in Amateur Nation are “systemic”! *On “3 Pro Things”:* the real purpose of social media, a governor has a new idea to get President Coloring Book on America’s side, and “Amateur Airlines”. *DRYBA...

"'Women. Am I Right, Men?' THE Snark Episode"

July 13, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  The most high-maintenance girlfriend of all time! Dylan Mulvaney just might be a real woman! The 2023 list of 250 Hollywood Fascist Perverts is out! AKA: “The Pedo 250”! *On “A la Carte”:* Two sexy holidays, the irony of affirmative action being toast, and all problems in Amateur Nation are “systemic”! *On “3 Pro Things”:* the real purpose of social media, a governor has a new idea to get President Coloring Book on America’s side, and “Amateur Airlines”. *DRYBAR COMED...

"'Women. Am I Right, Men?' THE Snark Episode"

July 11, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  The most high-maintenance girlfriend of all time! Dylan Mulvaney just might be a real woman! The 2023 list of 250 Hollywood Fascist Perverts is out! AKA: “The Pedo 250”! *On “A la Carte”:* Two sexy holidays, the irony of affirmative action being toast, and all problems in Amateur Nation are “systemic”! *On “3 Pro Things”:* the real purpose of social media, a governor has a new idea to get President Coloring Book on America’s side, and “Amateur Airlines”. DRYBAR COMEDY...

A TOP 10 EP! "Get on Board, Amateurs, or Get Run Over"

July 09, 2023 11:00 - 37 minutes - 51.4 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Not old enough to buy a beer, yacht-owning, hyper-emotional propaganda purveyor, Greta Thunberg got it wrong. Again. Imagine! Pedophiles. Known for their “group sarcasm”! “An Open Letter to Gen Z” *On “A la Carte”:*illegal aliens are stealing from every American, “Sign of the Apocalypse #452, and this podcast is an “Advertisers Best Buy” for podcasts.  *On “3 Pro Things”:* a Communist defector spells it out for America, a UK Parliament member spells it out for the worl...

A TOP 10 EP! "Get on Board, Amateurs, or Get Run Over"

July 06, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Not old enough to buy a beer, yacht-owning, hyper-emotional propaganda purveyor, Greta Thunberg got it wrong. Again. Imagine! Pedophiles. Known for their “group sarcasm”! “An Open Letter to Gen Z” *On “A la Carte”:* illegal aliens are stealing from every American, “Sign of the Apocalypse #452, and this podcast is an “Advertisers Best Buy” for podcasts.  *On “3 Pro Things”:* a Communist defector spells it out for America, a UK Parliament member spells it out for the wor...

A TOP 10 EPISODE! "Get on Board, Amateurs, or Get Run Over"

July 04, 2023 11:49 - 57 seconds - 1.33 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  Not old enough to buy a beer, yacht-owning, hyper-emotional propaganda purveyor, Greta Thunberg got it wrong. Again. Imagine! Pedophiles. Known for their “group sarcasm”! “An Open Letter to Gen Z” *On “A la Carte”:* illegal aliens are stealing from every American, “Sign of the Apocalypse #452, and this podcast is an “Advertisers Best Buy” for podcasts.  *On “3 Pro Things”:* a Communist defector spells it out for America, a UK Parliament member spells it out for the wor...

"Not On Pro Nation's Watch"

July 02, 2023 11:00 - 37 minutes - 51.3 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  LeCommie James keeps proving he’s still a big, dumb child. ActRESS ELLEN Page suffers from, “Stale Oppression”. “Things in Amateur Nation that Aren’t Real”, or, "Nah, We Ain't Buyin’ That No Mo’” I’ve been hacked by Donald Trump! And I love it. *On “A la Carte”:* John “Lurch” Fetterman goes “full Porky Pig”, the greatest athlete of all time?, and a serious health hazard in your gym’s locker room. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the ultimate goal of EV use, America’s slavery fa...

2nd TASTE of Ep. #232: "Not On Pro Nation's Watch"

June 29, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  LeCommie James keeps proving he’s still a big, dumb child. ActRESS ELLEN Page suffers from, “Stale Oppression”. “Things in Amateur Nation that Aren’t Real”, or, "Nah, We Ain't Buyin’ That No Mo’” *On “A la Carte”:* John “Lurch” Fetterman goes “full Porky Pig”, the greatest athlete of all time?, and a serious health hazard in your gym’s locker room. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the ultimate goal of EV use, America’s slavery facts, and one of my favorite actors of all time gets ...

1st TASTE OF EP. #232: "Not On Pro Nation's Watch"

June 27, 2023 11:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

THIS WEEK:*  LeCommie James keeps proving he’s still a big, dumb child. ActRESS ELLEN Page suffers from, “Stale Oppression”. “Things in Amateur Nation that Aren’t Real”, or, "Nah, We Ain't Buyin’ That No Mo’” *On “A la Carte”:* John “Lurch” Fetterman goes “full Porky Pig”, the greatest athlete of all time?, and a serious health hazard in your gym’s locker room. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the ultimate goal of EV use, America’s slavery facts, and one of my favorite actors of all time gets i...

"Amateur Nation is a Disgrace"

June 25, 2023 11:00 - 46 minutes - 63.3 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  ActRESS Ellen Page wants her own Jussie Smollett/Bubba Wallace racial hoax moment. Privileged “W”-NBA pro athlete and newly-released foreign criminal, Brittney Griner, was asked a question! OPPRESSED! “This Week in California Bulls**t” *On “A la Carte”:* The solution to improve customer service, Burger King commercials suck, and who ordered the Chinese? Oh, that’s right. Biden did. *On “3 Pro Things”:* an NHRA stud, EVs are now a CRIMINAL hoax, and the mic drop of mic ...

2nd TASTE of Ep. #231: "Amateur Nation is a Disgrace"

June 22, 2023 11:00 - 57 seconds - 1.33 MB

THIS WEEK:*  ActRESS Ellen Page wants her own Jussie Smollett/Bubba Wallace racial hoax moment. Privileged “W”-NBA pro athlete and newly-released foreign criminal, Brittney Griner, was asked a question! OPPRESSED! “This Week in California Bulls**t” *On “A la Carte”:* The solution to improve customer service, Burger King commercials suck, and who ordered the Chinese? Oh, that’s right. Biden did. *On “3 Pro Things”:* an NHRA stud, EVs are now a CRIMINAL hoax, and the mic drop of mic d...

1ST TASTE of Ep. #231: "Amateur Nation is a Disgrace"

June 20, 2023 11:00 - 57 seconds - 1.33 MB

 THIS WEEK:*  ActRESS Ellen Page wants her own Jussie Smollett/Bubba Wallace racial hoax moment. Privileged “W”-NBA pro athlete and newly-released foreign criminal, Brittney Griner, was asked a question! OPPRESSED! “This Week in California Bulls**t” *On “A la Carte”:* The solution to improve customer service, Burger King commercials suck, and who ordered the Chinese? Oh, that’s right. Biden did. *On “3 Pro Things”:* an NHRA stud, EVs are now a CRIMINAL hoax, and the mic drop of mic ...

"The 'Z' in 'Gen Z' is for 'Zeros'"

June 18, 2023 11:00 - 33 minutes - 45.4 MB

*THIS WEEK:* This week in, “Bizarre Gen Z Headlines”! Actress, Bella Ramsey, is oppressed and needs attention! Men still don’t belong in women’s sports. Doy. *On “A la Carte”:* YouTube keeps sucking, a report from “The Bad Idea Desk”, another sexy holiday is coming, and the “Clinique” makeup section. *On “3 Pro Things”:* A senator delivers a mic drop on AOC’s ongoing stupidity, a company  that gives you a “heads up” on woke companies, and I’m long overdue for a  metal pick! *DRYBAR...

2ND TASTE of Ep. #230: "The 'Z' in 'Gen Z' is for 'Zeros'"

June 15, 2023 17:03 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:* This week in, “Bizarre Gen Z Headlines”! Actress, Bella Ramsey, is oppressed and needs attention! And sex. They found a way to increase scoring in soccer: men v. women! Ah, inclusion. *On “A la Carte”:* YouTube keeps sucking, a report from “The Bad Idea Desk”, another sexy holiday is coming, and the “Clinique” makeup section. *On “3 Pro Things”:* A senator delivers a mic drop on AOC’s ongoing stupidity, a company  that gives you a “heads up” on woke companies, and I’m l...

1ST TASTE of Ep. #230: "The 'Z' in 'Gen Z' is for 'Zeros'"

June 15, 2023 16:09 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:* This week in, “Bizarre Gen Z Headlines”! Actress, Bella Ramsey, is oppressed and needs attention! And sex. They found a way to increase scoring in soccer: men v. women! Ah, inclusion. *On “A la Carte”:* YouTube keeps sucking, a report from “The Bad Idea Desk”, another sexy holiday is coming, and the “Clinique” makeup section. *On “3 Pro Things”:* A senator delivers a mic drop on AOC’s ongoing stupidity, a company  that gives you a “heads up” on woke companies, and I’m l...

"Boycott Woke Companies"

June 15, 2023 15:47 - 41 minutes - 56.4 MB

*THIS WEEK:* “This Week in Boycotts” We’re long overdue for a anti-woke, “Disco Demolition Night”! Remember when your college professor wielded a machete? From the people who brought you tolerance! *On “A la Carte”:* Accurate Bookkeeping Matters, "Instagram models” aren’t models, Lizzo MAD!, and you’re never too old to be stupid. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a  sports reporter calls out the weak links in women’s sports, a  non-profit that has helped almost 4 million American servicemen and ...

2ND TASTE OF EP. #229: "Boycott Woke Companies"

June 15, 2023 15:28 - 49 seconds - 1.12 MB

*THIS WEEK:* “This Week in Boycotts” We’re long overdue for a anti-woke, “Disco Demolition Night”! Remember when your college professor wielded a machete? From the people who brought you tolerance! *On “A la Carte”:* Accurate Bookkeeping Matters, "Instagram models” aren’t models, Lizzo MAD!, and you’re never too old to be stupid. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a sports reporter calls out the weak links in women’s sports, a  non-profit that has helped almost 4 million American servicemen and  w...

Episode 229: 1ST TASTE OF EP. #229: "Boycott Woke Companies"

June 06, 2023 10:00 - 59 seconds - 1.36 MB

*THIS WEEK:* “This Week in Boycotts” We’re long overdue for a anti-woke, “Disco Demolition Night”! Remember when your college professor wielded a machete? From the people who brought you tolerance! *On “A la Carte”:* Accurate Bookkeeping Matters, "Instagram models” aren’t models, Lizzo MAD!, and you’re never too old to be stupid. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a sports reporter calls out the weak links in women’s sports, a non-profit that has helped almost 4 million American servicemen a...

Episode 228: "This Podcast Has 81 Million Listeners"

June 04, 2023 10:00 - 43 minutes - 59.3 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  It’s official: Amateur Nation is run by the mentally and physically ill. I only have several examples! Sleep in, you racist crackers! DYK? Material things usually cost money! *On “A la Carte”:* a sexy holiday is coming, “The Pronoun Game”: The intelligence-insulting game where NO ONE wins!”, and done with Adidas. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a civil rights activist drops truth bombs instead of feelings, a great NHRA race day, and a Veteran-Owned clothing, gear and accesso...

Episode 228: 2ND TASTE OF EP. #228: "This Podcast Has 81 Million Listeners"

June 01, 2023 10:00 - 57 seconds - 1.33 MB

*THIS WEEK:*  It’s official: Amateur Nation is run by the mentally and physically ill. I only have several examples! Sleep in, you racist crackers! DYK? Material things usually cost money! *On “A la Carte”:* a sexy holiday is coming, “The Pronoun Game”: The intelligence-insulting game where NO ONE wins!”, and done with Adidas. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a civil rights activist drops truth bombs instead of feelings, a great NHRA race day, and a Veteran-Owned clothing, gear and accesso...