Altar Call: A Married At First Sight Podcast
114 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -Every week, Tayne & Ade, two friends who love reality TV, will recap the Lifetime show, Married At First Sight. We break down each episode as each couple who have decided to put their trust in a group of experts and marry whoever they pick. They meet for the first time on their wedding day and we follow their journey to a possible happy ever after.
There'll be laughs, there'll be serious talk and of course, there'll be shade. Join us for a for a fun conversation!
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Episodes
MAFS S15 Episode 17: Today, We Decide
October 28, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBThe journey comes to an end as the couples make their final decision. Join us as we talk about the first outdoor decision day, first with 2 experts and the first time a couple with a "no" decision, go last. We also discuss what may be the fastest "yes" to "no" in MAFS history. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podca...
MAFS S15 Episode 16: The Day Before
October 21, 2022 14:00 - 58 minutes - 54 MBIt's the last day before decision day and the couples meet to discuss the same ol' things and still get to no resolution. Listen to us discuss this highly unnecessary episode as we watch all the couples still uneasy before decision day. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: http...
Our BravoCon 2022 Experience
October 19, 2022 15:39 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBWe share all the deets and tea from our experience at Bravocon! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
MAFS S15 Episode 15: 90% Yes
October 14, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBThe season is winding down and with it comes the same fights. We discuss the roadbumps and emotional rollercoaster as the couples decide what they will do on Decision Day Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
MAFS S15 Episode 14: Miguel The Melodramatic
October 07, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBTayne and Ade recap the couples getaway episode that has Tayne dubbing it the best episode of the season. The couples have a prom in honor of Lindy, give some fun awards and we see a side of Miguel that is apparently not new to Stacia. Join us as we wonder if Miguel was operating out of fear or a bad week, if Justin had a "I just got booty glow" and if the cast really like each other. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at altar...
MAFS S15 Episode 13: I Do, Now I Don't
October 01, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBThings are winding down but we get introduced to a new guest expert. One couple calls it quits and we are not sure about the other. We discuss Mitch's social faux pas, Alexis not wanting Justin, Pastor Cal and his no-no comments and much more. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries...
MAFS S15 Episode 12: Trust & Intimacy, Not
September 23, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 75 MBDr. Pia visits to help the couples with their trust and intimacy but instead is faced with road bumps in the form of most of the couples. We discuss Alexis and Justin's exhausting argument, Nate and Stacia's steamy session and wonder how long Binh and Morgan will drag this on for. We appreciate Mitch's openness and we weren't really fans of robot baby. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Support this ...
MAFS S15 Episode 11: Looking Back
September 17, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 82.8 MBWe recap this fun episode that had Tayne declaring this season as ranking up high in the show's ranking. The couples look back at their childhood and write letters to their younger selves and give their partners a glimpse into where they came from. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podcast/donations Advertising Inqu...
MAFS S15 Episode 10: A Month of Days
September 09, 2022 19:30 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBAde is with guest host Ally and they discuss the couples' one month anniversary celebrations. We talk about Alexis and Justin's root issues and Morgan's dramatic reckoning with Binh. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://red...
MAFS S15 Episode 9: Manipulative Much?
September 03, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBAde is back with Tayne and they catch up with the couples who are forced to talk about love. We talk about Stacia's "badgering" (as Ade calls it), Morgan being checked out and how much Krysten and Mitch made an appearance. We meet one of the new guest experts and discuss how this group therapy was a fail as Tayne reiterates how the couples should be kept apart. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Supp...
MAFS S15 Episode 8: Marriage Woes
August 27, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBThe couples continue to face reality with its ups and downs. Friends and family come by as they host their housewarming parties and get real (and good) advice from them. Tayne is joined by guest host, Nana who has not watched any episode this season. We discuss her first impressions and it's a fun episode as we discuss the episode through the lens of her fresh eyes. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] ...
MAFS S15 Episode 7: Reality Bites
August 20, 2022 10:32 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBThe couples move in together and Pastor Cal checks in with them. For the most part, the couples are still on good terms but reality begins to set in for them. We discuss the couples apartments, if we believe Nate and Stacia's salaries and wonder why anyone would have a dirty apartment knowing that cameras are coming over. We also talk about the awful incident with Alexis and Justin's dogs and the progression in Krysten and Mitch's relationship. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS A...
MAFS S15 Episode 6: Honeymoon Drama
August 13, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBThe honeymoon comes to a close but not without a bang. We discuss all the bumps everyone seemed to face on this episode with Alexis and Justin feeling superior and judging from the sidelines. We talk about all the foot in mouth comments and wonder about the discernment of this group. We still wonder if they like each other? Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcal...
MAFS S15 Episode 5: Social Lubrication
August 08, 2022 01:40 - 26 minutes - 24 MBWe didn't have a regular episode this week but wanted to drop some highlights from the episode. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected] Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/altar-call-a-married-at-first-sight-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands ...
MAFS S15 Episode 4: Magenta Flags
July 30, 2022 13:09 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBAll the weddings are done and most of them are at the honeymoon. We get to know the couples better and see the good and bad. We discuss the couples' chemistry, Lindy's spiraling and the explosive season preview. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at [email protected]
MAFS S15 Episode 3: Smitten Kittens
July 23, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBWe are still at the weddings and we get two more weddings and receptions this episode. We discuss how smitten all the brides are, why we think Mitch is self sabotaging. We are suspicious of Nate's friend, Meghan and we wonder if Alexis and Justin might make it after all. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram and via email at altar...
MAFS S15 Episode 2: Holy Cow!
July 16, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBTwo more weddings and COVID strikes again. We dissect them all from matching gifts to inappropriate introductions by the friends and family and shouting your husband's business from the dance floor. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram.
MAFS S15 Episode 1: Hopeful Beginnings
July 09, 2022 14:45 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBHere we go again! Welcome to the premiere episode where we give our second impressions of the couples (first being the matchmaking special). Join us as we judge the couples and wonder why the group this season don't seem to have the same chemistry as previous cast members. We also dissect the first and only wedding in this 3 hour premiere! Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social ...
Patreon Bonus Episode Unlocked: MAFS Season 5 (Chicago) Decision Day + Reunion recap
June 25, 2022 11:08 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBWe continue to keep you company as we wait for Season 15 by unlocking another bonus episode that we did at the beginning of the year. On this episode, we decide to go back in time to Season 5 of the show and see where things have changed or stayed the same. We recap the season with Anthony & Ashley, Danielle & Cody and Nate & Sheila. Follow us down memory lane as we revisit times when it was just 3 couples who never saw each other, why we thought this cast was great and which expert we'd vo...
Patreon Bonus Episode Unlocked: Sister Wives S16 Recap
June 10, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBIn this bonus episode from months ago, we recap the second half of Season 16 of Sister Wives, including the three separate tell-alls that we were subjected to. We discuss everything from Kody's power trip to Meri's conditioning, Christine leaving, Janelle's indifference and Robin's non stop crocodile tears. We wonder where the show is headed next and we need you guys to settle something for us - do you think Janelle and Kody are still having sex?
MAFS S14 Episode 18: Reunion Part 2
May 27, 2022 17:23 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBThe season concludes with a final sitdown with all the couples and the experts sitting with the couples that split. We discuss the episode that seemed to be about the redemption of Olajuwon, Lindsey's meanness and are you Team Alyssa or Team Lindsey? Thank you for another season in the books and we will see you in July for the San Diego season! Find us on Instagram and twitter - @altarcallmafs
MAFS S14 Episode 18: Reunion Part 1
May 20, 2022 18:45 - 1 hour - 91 MBKevin Frazier sits with the Boston cast as a group and by couple to relive moments from the Boston season. The couples also reveal updates about the current status of their marriages. We discuss if Olajuwon is a changed man, Alyssa's unrepentance, Sriracha's appearance, Jasmina and Michael's future as friends and Lindsey's magical letter. Find us on Instagram and twitter - @altarcallmafs
MAFS S14 Episode 17: Decision Day
May 13, 2022 16:47 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBIt took forever but we finally made it. The couples sit down with the experts and make a choice on whether to end or continue their marriage. We discuss how this season had a 4/4 perfect score on yes and why we think that won't be the case come reunion time. Check out our 90 Day Fiance bonus episode on our patreon - http://patreon.com/AltarCallMAFS and find us on Instagram and twitter at @altarcallmafs
MAFS S14 Episode 16: Final Countdown
April 29, 2022 17:21 - 1 hour - 88 MBIt's countdown to Decision Day for the couples and we discuss their final dates and discussions and make our predictions. Find us on Instagram and twitter at @altarcallmafs
MAFS S14 Episode 15: Blast From The Past
April 23, 2022 14:57 - 1 hour - 96 MBThe couples go down memory lane and share memories from their childhood. They write letters to their younger selves and Dr. Pepper stops by to help them prepare for Decision Day. We discuss how heavy the episode was and how it still felt like a filler episode. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty finale recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. We will also have part 2 of our The Ultimatum recap as well next week. Join the conversation on our social m...
MAFS S14 Episode 14: Blippity Bloppity Blip
April 15, 2022 16:38 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBWe follow the couples to Vermont for their coupes retreat and the couples do not dissapoint. We discuss all the ups and downs provided by the couples and the cuteness that is Michael and Jasmina. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. We will also have a The Ultimatum recap as well next week. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram.
MAFS S14 Episode 13: Issues On The Table
April 08, 2022 17:05 - 1 hour - 98.2 MBDr. Pepper and Pastor Cal pay a visit to the couples to help them address their issues. We discuss all the couples being in distress and how the golden couple of the season are not even a romantic couple. We continue to wade through the murky waters of Olajuwon and Katina's relationship and are dissapointed at how the experts handled it. We can't figure out Noi's issues and Mark and Lindsey continue to struggle. As always we give a social media recap on past couples. Don't forget on Monday,...
MAFS S14 Episode 12: Another Day in Troubled Paradise
April 01, 2022 16:07 - 1 hour - 100 MBWe recap this episode where all of the couples seem to be at each other's throats. Don't forget to look out for the bonus episode with the MAFS Afterparty recap on Monday and we dropped a Bad Vegan recap this week as well. Find us on Instagram and twitter at @altarcallmafs
MAFS S14 Episode 11: One Month & A Hectic Dinner
March 21, 2022 15:24 - 52 minutes - 47.6 MBEverything was against us this week but 3 recordings, multiple system tests, restarts and one ailing laptop later, we are so glad to have an episode out for you guys. It's a little different from the usual, but we do a round robin of each couple and how they celebrated their one month anniversaries. You know we had to talk about that dinner and Olajuwon once again acting a fool. We still have a social media recap and the Afterparty recap will be up this week as well. No new episode on Lifet...
MAFS S14 Episode 9: No Love
March 04, 2022 17:35 - 1 hour - 101 MBThis was a rough episode. All of the couples save for Steve and Noi, seem to be going through tough times and we discuss how the couples seem unhappy. We also discuss how the couples seem to get over fights really quickly, how we have never talked about how much wine is drank on the show and we get a little heated about how Olajuwon speaks to Katina on this episode and wonder where the experts are, to put a stop to it. As always give a social media recap on past couples. Don't forget on Mon...
MAFS S14 Episode 8: Noodles, Oh My!
February 26, 2022 16:27 - 2 hours - 112 MBThe couples have a housewarming party with their friends and family coming over but nothing exciting happens at any of the parties. All the drama in this episode happens outside of the parties. There was so much to discuss this episode. We try to make sense of Steve and Noi's fight while trying to figure out if Mark and Lindsey will ever get over their fight at the bowling alley with the harsh words exchanged. We also get into Olajuwon never being in a serious relationship with a black woman...
MAFS S14 Episode 7: Back To The Real World
February 18, 2022 17:13 - 1 hour - 92.3 MBThe couples are back in Boston and things aren't going so well for most of the couples. We discuss Pastor Cal's visit with the couples. and the words of wisdom he left with the couples. We discuss Katina cooking for Olajuwon, Michael's shadiness, Steve and Noi's points of view when it comes to finances and much more. We answer another fun listener question and as always give a social media recap on past couples. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our P...
MAFS S14 Episode: I'm a Good Person!
February 11, 2022 18:31 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBWe are still in Puerto Rico with the couples as the Chris & Alyssa show continues as both of them continue to hold out on pulling the plug. We discuss Alyssa's seemingly irrational disdain for Chris and wonder how long we have to watch this go on. We cross our fingers for Steve and Noi and wonder if Jasmina and Michael can recover. Mark and Lindsey get tested this week and Olajuwon continues to be polarizing. We answer another fun listener question and as always give a social media recap on...
MAFS S14 Episode 6: I'm a Good Person!
February 11, 2022 18:31 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBWe are still in Puerto Rico with the couples as the Chris & Alyssa show continues as both of them continue to hold out on pulling the plug. We discuss Alyssa's seemingly irrational disdain for Chris and wonder how long we have to watch this go on. We cross our fingers for Steve and Noi and wonder if Jasmina and Michael can recover. Mark and Lindsey get tested this week and Olajuwon continues to be polarizing. We answer another fun listener question and as always give a social media recap on...
MAFS S14 Episode 5: I Think I Love You
February 04, 2022 17:50 - 2 hours - 115 MBWe are still in Puerto Rico with the couples and we discuss how insane it is that some of the ladies are dropping the L word already. We continue to side-eye Lindsey and Alyssa as she continues her one woman war against Chris. We talk about Olajuwon's love bombing and incessant talking, why we were exhausted by Jasmina and Michael's fight and ponder the reasons for Mark's 180. We answer another fun listener question and give a mini recap of the Janet Jackson doc. Don't forget on Monday, y...
MAFS S14 Episode 4: She's Not Even Spanish!
January 28, 2022 17:49 - 1 hour - 102 MBThis episode kicked the show out of neutral and got things going. Per tradition, we re-watch the couples spend their first night together and get their honeymoon going in Puerto Rico. We discuss how Alyssa continues to handle things poorly, the Lindsey that is entertainment for us but probably a nightmare for her castmates and Jasmina & Michael's first disagreement. And of course, the big fight about "Speaking the language in the native land" Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afte...
MAFS S14 Episode 3: You Just Need Patience
January 21, 2022 17:45 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBThe four remaining singles become legally bound in marriage, and receptions kick into high gear as the couples get to know their spouses' family and friends. We are grateful all the weddings are out the way. Steve and Noi gave us the feels and we appreciate the cultural lessons we are learning from the show. We still can't get a read from Jasmina and we give a side eye to Katina's mom. We worry about Chris's friends and are not fans of Alyssa. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Aft...
MAFS S14 Episode 2: Vulnerable
January 14, 2022 17:27 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBThe second episode offers up two more weddings and we still have two more weddings to go. In this episode, we discuss how unnecessary the dress/tux shopping scenes are and how it made for a dull episode that felt like filler. Tayne continues to hate on Michael. We wonder if it was really champagne in their glasses and discuss which groom we find the hottest. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conver...
MAFS S14 Episode 1: Her Blood Type is B Positive
January 07, 2022 19:18 - 1 hour - 89.7 MBWe're back for a new season! We meet the new couples, based in Boston for a second time around. We break down all the couples and talk about our first impressions of them. We talk about our stand outs and our red flags and enjoy the hope of the initial episodes. Don't forget on Monday, you can find a MAFS Afterparty recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram.
Special Episode: The Oubre Of It All [Ryan & Clara Divorce "Tell All"]
December 31, 2021 19:14 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBWe break down our thoughts on Ryan and Clara breaking their silence on their divorce and Virginia chiming in.
Patreon Bonus Episode Unlocked: Ranking All The MAFS Seasons
December 27, 2021 22:27 - 34 minutes - 31.1 MBWe recorded this fun episode sometime in April and it was so fun! In this bonus episode, we rank all the seasons of MAFS that we have watched (excluding seasons 12 and 13). Tayne has watched all the seasons and Ade had watched 7 of them. We explain how we came about our rankings and what criteria we used. We also go down memory lane in each season and reminisce over stand out moments that were funny, aggravating and down right ridiculous. We hope you like this one and feel free to share you...
Patreon Bonus Episode Unlocked: It's All About Nigerian Weddings
December 11, 2021 15:27 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBWe talked a little bit about Nigerian weddings in one of our episodes and we had a listener ask us to talk more about it and we did. In this bonus episode, which we did earlier in the year, Tayne and Ade speak about their culture as Nigerians, specifically about Nigerian weddings. We walk you through the many and various steps required, before getting to the actual wedding(s). We talk about the size and how we had both been at two Nigerian weddings but never actually met each other until ye...
MAFS S13 Episode 19: Reunion Part 2
November 27, 2021 14:15 - 1 hour - 99.4 MBWe conclude the season when Kevin Frazier talks to Johnny & Bao, the women in the group, the experts and the group all together. We discuss our disappointment at Kevin not asking certain questions, the group's dynamic, the awfulness of Johnny and Gil's sadness. We also rank all the Ryans that MAFS has ever had! Thank you for listening to another season. We appreciate each and everyone of you! We will be back in January for the new season but be on the look out for the bonus episodes in betw...
MAFS S13 Episode 18: Reunion Part 1
November 19, 2021 17:22 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBWe are joined by the lovely Jenn from Wise and Wine Podcast and we dish on all the surprise bombs and drama in the first part of the reunion. Also, Ade gives us a rundown on the watch party where Ryan, Zack, Bao and Jose made an appearance. We get to hear about her conversation with Ryan and his sister. Find us on Instagram and twitter at @altarcallmafs and you can find Jenn - @wiseandwinepodcast
MAFS S13 Episode 17: Yes/No
November 12, 2021 17:51 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBWe made it to the end! The couples decide whether they would like to stay married or get a divorce. Not a lot of surprises and it was more entertaining than expected save for the weird voice overs for the journey packages. If you haven't already check out our Decision Day Dish bonus episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram.
MAFS S13 Episode 16: Pros and Cons
November 04, 2021 10:25 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBIts truly the final countdown as each of the couples weight the pros and cons of saying yes or no on decision day. We talk about how far the couples have come and make our predictions on what the couples will decide on decision day. Look out for a Decision Day Dish bonus episode next week on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram.
MAFS S13 Episode 15: Trip Down Memory Lane
October 29, 2021 19:30 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBThe couples go down memory lane and share some of their childhood memories. One couple deals with a secret, another with a betrayal by a friend. Michaela and Zack take us on an even bumpier rollercoaster than usual while we forget Ryan and Brett are still on the show. Don't forget on Monday, you can find an Unfiltered Finale + Couples Cam recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram.
MAFS S13 Episode 14: I Can't! I Can't!
October 23, 2021 13:58 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBSo much to talk about but we discuss the couples at their couples retreat and divide the couples into the happy/unhappy couples. You know the episode was truly about "the fight". We break down every single frame of it and try to make sense of what the heck we just watched. Don't forget on Monday, you can find an Unfiltered + Journey So Far special recap episode on our Patreon at www.patreon.com/altarcallmafs. Join the conversation on our social media - @altarcallmafs on Twitter and Instagram.
MAFS S13 Episode 13: Fights n' Martinis
October 15, 2021 15:58 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBPastor Cal and Dr. Pepper stop by to speak to the couples individually and give them guidance on how to navigate their relationships. We talk about how cute Myrla and Gil were even if Myrla was drunk. We are still side eyeing Jose and as always Brett and Ryan are still at a standstill. We also talk about the continued downfall of Johnny and Bao and the ridiculous fight between Michaela and Zack. As always we have our social media recap but this week's rundown contains a spoiler between 10:0...
MAFS S13 Episode 12: Toxic Johnny
October 08, 2021 15:22 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBOn this episode, we give a quick highlight recap of episode 11 and dive into this week's episode that is centered around Johnny's self sabotage. We talk through our stages of anger at Johnny and wonder if Zack and Michaela are being genuine. We give kudos to Ryan for not being cruel to Brett even though he doesn't want her, are surprised Rachel and Jose have moved on and wonder what things have come to if Myrla and Gil are the golden couple of the season. No social media recap this week but ...