1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people
2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes
3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police
4- Melissa Bachman is not related to Michelle Bachman which is even scarier because now we know there's 2 of them
5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate
6- There seemed to be no hope until bat kid rescued all of us