In which we, or rather I, discuss episode 4, Anna's babymaker repairs, Dowager dick jokes, returning Matthew "Gooder than Crawley," Goode, Daisy's seething loyalty to Mr. Mason, and I voice my harsh feelings about stupid stupid Mr. Mosley.

ALSO, I offer up my psychotherapist services by offering a diagnosis of Thomas Barrow, my favorite character.

Don't just take this nonsense lying down! Tweet at me, let me know of your deep thoughtful agreement with my opinions, or perhaps your hasty, ill-conceived disagreement: @nodownton