Aggressively Average's Podcast
18 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago -We are Aggressively Average, and we talk about trending topics, as well as trying to use our humor to make others laugh.
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Episodes
Grow Up and Glow Ups
December 15, 2020 02:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MBThe three best friends that anybody could have are back again! We talk about what we were like in high school and our glow ups. Size does matter, and the pee flap in men’s underwear is weird. Our first kisses were all awkward. Listen to us ramble about nonsense for the fourteenth time!
Cheat or Be Cheated On?
November 07, 2020 01:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MBThe boys talk about hot leaf juice, what store bought ranch is the best, the greatest cartoons, Chase serenades us with some jokes and Sharpe is an outright spaz. Oh, and we have a new segment.
Fuck 12
October 30, 2020 19:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBThis is episode twelve, but we don’t fuck with cops so... Sharpe, Carp, and Chase talk about Thanksgiving and what it means to us, mainly critiquing various dishes. Somehow we get on the topic of roller rinks. Would Carp rather be penis-less or watch Aspen get killed in front of him?
Sitting Down to Pee
October 20, 2020 15:00 - 56 minutes - 38.5 MBThe trio of degenerates are back and better than ever. What’s actually in 1000 Island dressing? Ranch in the midwest and what it means to us Hoosiers. Is it feminine to sit down to pee? We also discuss our categories of gay men that we would identify as. Is Carp feminine for using four products every time he showers, or is Sharpe gross for only using two?
Sorry 4 the Wait
September 22, 2020 02:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBSharpe, Carp, and Chase are back after a slight hiatus. What is “being 911’d?” Just catching up after weeks of being sad boys.
Bro Code
August 18, 2020 05:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBThe Three Amigos come back, a couple days late, with another forty-seven minute roller coaster of complete and utter nonsense. We talk about what Bro Code means to us. Our weekly "Would You Rather" was picking between a mouth full of ketchup or a mouth full of jager. We also have a special guest appearance!
WAP - White Ass Podcast
August 10, 2020 02:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MBThe Beanbag Boys come back with our humor by popular demand. Tim Tebow, “would you rather be in a coma for 10 years and live without shoes and socks for 10 years?”, 90s things, lyric criticisms, and much more!
Thick or Thin, Still Goin’ In
August 03, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MB“What Cookie Are You?” catching up about the weddings we went to, Colorado trip for Carp and Chase, a bad date story, and the Sweet Chin Music moment of the week!
Thick or Thin, Still Goin in
August 03, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBWhat Cookie are You, post weddings, Colorado, bad dates, and the sweet chin moment of the week
Thick or Thin, Still Goin In
August 03, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBWhat cookie are you, post weddings, Colorado trip, bad dates, and the sweet chin moment of the week
Part Time Hippie
July 26, 2020 19:00 - 26 minutes - 18.2 MBThe trio discusses sweet chin music’ing celebrities, what we hate in bed, our dating profiles, swearing at children, and the would you rather of the week? Oral sex or cheese...
Scary Head
July 20, 2020 03:00 - 34 minutes - 23.4 MBSharpe, Chase, and Carp talk about bathroom right and wrongs, eye contact during oral sex scares Chase, who we think is a bad lay in Hollywood (but also good lays), how no one gets laid for posting WarZone wins, and Batman being sexualized.
Sex tape fiasco
July 13, 2020 18:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBWhats it called, sex tapes, eating butt, and pick up lines
Sex Tape Fiasco
July 13, 2020 18:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBIn this episode, Carp talks about how his sex tape was sent to the poor girl’s father on accident. “What’s It Called,” eating butt, and pick up lines are also included, and much more!
Vinegar Strokes
July 06, 2020 02:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBAggressively Average presents its third episode! Topics include but are not limited to; Sweet Chin Music, piss your pants hilarious movies, and short men (Carp)
Dealbreakers
June 29, 2020 00:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBSharpe, Chase, and Carp talk about all time dealbreakers, surviving the wilderness, and past relationships, and tv shows.
Aggressively Average Episode 1: Pilot
June 22, 2020 20:00 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MBThe ramblings of three 20-ish men, trying to be funny
Average Pilot
June 22, 2020 20:00 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MBThe ramblings of three 20-ish men that try their hardest to be funny.