Show #115 – “You Never Put Crisco On A Bell?”

We start out 115 with Kitty instructing us on how to maintain our bells… Who knew putting Crisco on a bell is a thing? Well Kitty did that’s who! Cobra tells us about all the movies he’s been catching up … Continue reading →

We start out 115 with Kitty instructing us on how to maintain our bells… Who knew putting Crisco on a bell is a thing? Well Kitty did that’s who! Cobra tells us about all the movies he’s been catching up on, and Mr. Keaton shows up in Spider Man Homecoming. Kitty and Leo share some of their shenanigans in Florida with the crew. The story is interrupted by Big Daddy Jimmy V calling in! We wrap up the Florida story and Tater Punches calls in from The MR BS Show, and we find out he got in trouble for buying Tipsy Wanda flowers… and he even used a coupon. We ponder what Morgan Freeman’s Dick looks like for a few minutes because if Cobra don’t get him some weed on 4/20 he’s gonna have to suck it. There is a penis on the screen but Kitty has a question for everyone before we start any topics… Spoiler alert topics don’t start till after the break. She wants to know why when someone jumps are why do they move their legs while they are in the air… This takes us down a rabbit hole of Dogs Air Swimming. We get a call from Grampa who was in the Olympics in 1924 in the Nordic Combined wow what an event that was. Him and Leo trade some Polar Jokes. Kitty has a request from HR about her upcoming surgery… Is it a new knee or new boobs? We go to break, and during break we open the Scrish Bar open mic night and Ryan  practices his stand-up. Kitty gets confused and gives him some real time feedback. We loose Jimmy during the break. We let Ryan finish up his act before we start the second half. We talk about a twitter account that is real names for things @correctnames which is currently suspended. We look at a story about an emotional support hamster that did not quite make the flight with its owner. This pretty much ends the show since Ryan has finished his bottle of Jameson. Enjoy!

NEW: Spirit Airlines pushed me to flush my emotional-support hamster down an airport toilet, student says https://t.co/JErmxvTimY pic.twitter.com/cWvaJhy2tq

— David Ovalle (@DavidOvalle305) February 8, 2018

“Campfire Hymn #2” Intro by Brod Rob brodrob.com

Hosts

Cobra = @Cobra6768

Midge = @Midgey7609

Leo = @LeoAfterBurn739

Kitty = @KittyAfterBurn

Fez = @Fez919

Guests

RoyLWicheez

Promo

Live Stream For The Cause = Live Stream For The Cure

Alt Show Names

#TaterPunches

Printer With Cheese

Fish

All Kinds of Flailing

Pass the Meniscus

You Just Got Tatered

Morgan Freeman’s Weenier

George Taki With Cheese

Mummy I’d like to Fuck

Let me Check the receipts

Bionic Kitty

Knee Bone Soup

Board Full Of Bells

Smells Like Fergi and Jesus

You’ve Never Put Crisco On a Bell?

Don’t eat soup at Leo and Kitty’s

Ripe for Racism