Show #114 – “Groundhog Day… Pew Pew Pew!”

Episode 114 comes to you edited by the great Mike Jolitz. It is Groundhog day and we get stuck in introductions for over 15 minutes. The first half is all Groundhog! Leo first shows a video of a reporter getting … Continue reading →

Episode 114 comes to you edited by the great Mike Jolitz. It is Groundhog day and we get stuck in introductions for over 15 minutes. The first half is all Groundhog! Leo first shows a video of a reporter getting bit by one of the vermin. Then Kitty shares a cartoon with a groundhog getting revenge on people for some reason. We talk a bit about the Browns and know they are going to screw up the draft… Dilly Dilly. We continue our groundhog celebration with Kitty’s list of the top ten reasons to celebrate the weather predicting rodent. We watch some Jeopardy and it turns out trivia nerds might not know that much about football. We discuss the use of emotional support animals… in particular peacocks, because some idiot wanted to take one on a plane. Before we go to break we take a look at a lady who bought a couch for her hamster, and its damn cute. During break you will hear a commercial from The Mike Jolitz Show… From the maker of Alexa,…it’s Leroy. After break we watch a very angry man play the drums… He must have misplaced his drumsticks. We watch a lady take a header into a door jam and it looked painful! We listen to some little kid that got a dog toy stuck in his throat, then we look at a stupid car salesman demonstrating the use of a safety feature on new vans… FAIL! Check out this pug eating a a piece of pizza in a snuggy. Cobra sent us an email and Leo is impressed he was able to figure it out. It’s a lion singing like an angel, then Cobra puts his own spin on it with his sound board. StormRaven sent us a clip of a guy who gets clocked by a train conductor’s boot while taking a selfie. Continuing with StormRaven clips… some dude that looks like him is fighting a kangaroo, but the kangaroo totally got owned. We watch some 3D Printing that Royal did for us which leads to us to pondering what merch we can come up with and it goes kind of strange as you would expect. We check in on some cops in Toronto who lock themselves in their cop car after eating a ton of gummies. Midge shares some creepy fucking shit from Canada out in the woods and we close out the show with another Cobra email…. The Native Howl. Kitty closes out the show with some good ole groundhog jokes… Enjoy!

Shubenacadie Sam does not see his shadow, predicts an early Spring #ShubenacadieSam #GroundhogDay2018 #NovaScotia #Shubenacadie @globalhalifax pic.twitter.com/oDmWmQFTXG

— Natasha Pace (@NatashaPace) February 2, 2018

VIDEO: After @ShubenacadieSam made his prediction and the crowds left, the media was let into his enclosure.

Then he tried to escape… pic.twitter.com/K72PZgThtm

— Brett Ruskin (@Brett_CBC) February 2, 2018

Two things are true about the #Browns:

1) They’ve set themselves up perfectedly to either draft or sign a franchise QB. With $100MM+ in cap space and two top 5 picks, they have options.

2) No one expects them to get it right.#DillyDilly

— Eric (@illstr8r) February 2, 2018

Future NFL owners’ Jeopardy battle pic.twitter.com/0WxFkYJkZ3

— Dellavedova Facts (@DellyFact) February 2, 2018

Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight https://t.co/dz8IgVs9FJ

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 30, 2018

BREAKING: 2 Toronto police officers believed to have ingested pot while on-duty have been suspended https://t.co/hn1c8Im0Nz pic.twitter.com/CgObHD1taI

— CBC Toronto (@CBCToronto) January 29, 2018

“Campfire Hymn #2” Intro by Brod Rob brodrob.com

Hosts

Cobra = @Cobra6768

Midge = @Midgey7609

Leo = @LeoAfterBurn739

Kitty = @KittyAfterBurn

Fez = @Fez919

Guests

RoyLWicheez

Shout-Outs

Odd Dad Out = @OddDadOut

BS Hold My Beer = @BSHMBeer

Alt Show Names

I’ll Make Em if I Have To

Piss Flaps

Peppy Midgey

Punxsutawney Phil is a Bad-ass

I’m not a groundhog

Shove a Ground Hog up the dragon’s ass

Emotional Peacock

Cobra on a peacock

God Blesh Jarvis with Cheshsshees

Fezzy Come Lately

Reserve the Quiet

Fruit Roll Up Blunt

Blunt Roll-up

Emotional Support Koozy

Pew Pew Lasers

Rottweiler the size of cobra

Peacocks on a plane

You don’t just size up to a peacock without knowing some shit

I’m About 12 in son.

We missed the blue moon

Leo was dialed in

I can see Leo now

114 the groundhog day celebration

Sticky Bell

Natty Bowl

Do Dragons taste like chicken?

Groundhog Day Pew Pew Pew