Episode 6 | True Love Will Kill You

The sexiest episode of Ad Read to date. While the moon being important isn't sexy, the new dating app Sugar Cube is almost too sexy to handle. And that's not to mention the sex god that is pop star Donny Heart Throb who wants you to check out his new album.

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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:
Moon Importance Foundation

The moon is important, and the Moon Importance Foundation will not hear otherwise. Find out what’s so great about the moon.

Sugar Cube

A new dating app for people who are looking for a different kind of relationship.

Donny Heart Throb

Your favorite pop star wants you to buy his new album. Check out the sexiest pop star in the game and buy this album full of all six of his hit songs. If you like sexy things and being sexy and just sex in general, this is the sexy music for you to sex with.

Testimonials

We hear testimonials regarding the Coalition for Being Cool to Your Parents, arm tattoos and the Sun God, sorta.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Brandon Perras, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

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