Episode 4 | Flavor Blast Me!

The most XXXtreme episode yet. Super rad brands like Tough Boy Buckets and Flavor Blasters 360 trick spin skateboard into the show while the CEO of Porn Hub comes on to speak for The Coalition for Being Cool To Your Parents. Tubular!

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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Jimmy’s Day Care

The best place for child care. Hopefully your children enjoy puzzles.

Testimonials

Some people love HelloFresh, Blue Apron and Bentmore Buckets but hate The Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith

Hide and Seekers

Almost caught me. I’m over here. No, I’m here. Over here? Can you catch me? I bet you can’t. Ooooooo.

The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents

The CEO of Porn Hub wants his daughter to stop pranking him so much and start being cool. It’s really not too much to ask. Jenny, your father is trying to help you here. Why do you reject his help so much? Is it… is it the teen hormones? Should you and your father go to family therapy?

Tough Boy Buckets

The strongest name in buckets. This is the exclusive bucket of people who like tough buckets that won’t dent.

Flavor Blasters

Blast some flavor when you need a blast of flavor blasted onto a wad of food that lacks blasts of flavor. Flavor blast that wad with Flavor Blasters!

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, some other anonymous people on the Flavor Blasters ad and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

 

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