Ad Read: Episode 9 | Halloween Spooktacular

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: […]

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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Life Wipe

You were terrible when you were alive, and everyone hated you. They’re all laughing at you during your funeral. For good reason, too. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.

Ghost Sheets

The only way the living can see is a ghost is with a spectral visual aid. That’s where Ghost Sheets can help. They’re the best sheets for any ghost who wants to haunt the living.

Asylum for Individuals with Deceased Denial Disorder

Some people can’t cope with being dead. Throw them in the Asylum. That’s a job well done.

Heaven World

Experience ecstasy beyond compare.

Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith

A message from the law offices of Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon and she who shall not be named.)

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