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According To Wes

187 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

Finding the humor in everyday life and trying to understand what that means to me 
IG and Twitter: @wesley_presley1
YouTube:@accordingtowes 

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Episodes

S7E7- Don't Get Pwned At Your 9-5 Ft. DeLaw

April 05, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

Wes and DeLaw discuss professional courtesy, from workplace romance to dealing with that person that thinks they are your direct manager  

S7E6- Modern Equality Ft. DeLaw

March 15, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB

The wave of feminism has us confused, a story about a young Wes being shamed by his mom at his part-time job, and DeLaw's random conversations with his wife  

Keeping Up With Intimidation

February 28, 2023 11:00 - 27 minutes - 19.1 MB

Wes talks about dealing with intimidating personalities and what he does to be more inviting 

S7E5- Robot P**sy Ft. DeLaw

February 23, 2023 00:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MB

Every man needs a banana cleaner,  the V-Day aftermath ensues 

S7E4- Valentines Day Lottery Ft. DeLaw

February 16, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 43 MB

Wes and DeLaw discuss what type a moves they would make if the won the lottery on Valentines Day, anxiety and horniness, and the NBA 

S7E3- Failing Basic Training Ft. DeLaw

February 01, 2023 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MB

Wes and Delaw discuss is training necessary in a relationship and his new 9-5 job woes and "expectations"

Happy Wife Unhappy Husband !?!?

February 01, 2023 13:00 - 1 minute - 825 KB

Should her happiness be at the detriment of yours and should you stay if it is ? 

Helping Your Homies Helps You

January 30, 2023 00:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MB

Encouraging your friends goes a long way sometimes all it requires you to do is be present and smile, most of the time your protecting them from themselves 

S7E2- Put Your Feet Out There Ft. Delaw

January 25, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB

Eggs are are close to cigarette prices, gas going back up, and Wes putting his feet on OnlyFans may be the move 

Date Night With The Smifs

January 18, 2023 11:00 - 1 minute - 803 KB

Mr. And Mrs. Delaw check out a new spot for date night 

S7E1- Flag On Play Ft. DeLaw

January 18, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

New Year but of course nothing has changed much, Delaw has started another job Wes has a new kitten......yeah.... and they talk about a new date night spot, how to manage their professional career this year while also looking out for red flags 2023 may show us early.  

S6E37 - Time To Throw The Whole Year Away Ft. DeLaw

December 15, 2022 12:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MB

Can we please say goodbye to weird looking ass jobs, corrective height surgery, and paste on hairlines and leave it in 2022....maybe not..

S6E36 - Lay It On The Sweet Spot Ft. DeLaw

December 08, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

Wes and DeLaw catch up and talk about the "Sweet Spot" when it comes to relationships 

S6E36 - Lay It On The Sweet Spot Ft. DeLaw

December 08, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

Wes and DeLaw catch up and talk about the "Sweet Spot" when it comes to relationships 

S6E35 - I Dream Of Family Ft. DeLaw

November 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MB

DeLaw dreams of jail time, weed will be legal in Maryland by 2023, and more wives more fun ?

S6E35 - I Dream Of Family Ft. DeLaw

November 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MB

DeLaw dreams of jail time, weed will be legal in Maryland by 2023, and more wives more fun ?

S6E34 - Cats Are The Real Sugar Babies Ft. DeLaw

October 25, 2022 10:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MB

Sugar babies and "Quiet Quitting" everything 

S6E34 - Cats Are The Real Sugar Babies Ft. DeLaw

October 25, 2022 10:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MB

Sugar babies and "Quiet Quitting" everything 

S6E33 - Time to Grab Your Winter Coat Ft. DeLaw

October 19, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

There's a new subcategory for cuffing season and Wes and DeLaw question whether a 5ft 4 woman still prefers a their 6ft king or will they settle for 5ft 8 

S6E33 - Time to Grab Your Winter Coat Ft. DeLaw

October 19, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

There's a new subcategory for cuffing season and Wes and DeLaw question whether a 5ft 4 woman still prefers a their 6ft king or will they settle for 5ft 8 

S6E32- Stay At Home Daddy Ft. DeLaw

October 11, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Cook, clean, drink, play 2K and lay pipe fuck this work shit 

S6E32- Stay At Home Daddy Ft. DeLaw

October 11, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Cook, clean, drink, play 2K and lay pipe fuck this work shit 

S6E31 - Your Feelings Are Hurt And That's OK Ft. DeLaw

October 04, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Whether its your favorite rapper passing away, "Situationships" , or getting clowned on about what you choose to wear during a job interview....its ok....just don't be a "Petty Eddy" about it 

S6E31 - Your Feelings Are Hurt And That's OK Ft. DeLaw

October 04, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Whether its your favorite rapper passing away, "Situationships" , or getting clowned on about what you choose to wear during a job interview....its ok....just don't be a "Petty Eddy" about it 

S6E30 - Women Are Allergic To Leftovers Ft. DeLaw

September 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

DeLaw says he's not doing the cooking in his house anymore...we all know he lying.  Woman don't eat leftovers so we can develop that "Dad Bod" they love now....We Hip..

S6E29 - Nextdoor Doomscrolling Ft. DeLaw

September 13, 2022 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MB

NBA 2k23 season is in full affect,  playing with you wife's feet and all the "benefits" of the Nextdoor App 

S6E28 - Sleeping Naked Improves Wealth Ft. DeLaw

August 30, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB

Making independent money moves and  sleep over date etiquette

S6E28 - Sleeping Naked Improves Wealth Ft. DeLaw

August 30, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB

Making independent money moves and  sleep over date etiquette

S6E27 - SLC In Affect Ft. DeLaw

August 25, 2022 14:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MB

Relationships are all about agreeing to disagree...until its time to be petty 

S6E26 - Cougars & Silver Fox's Have No Chill Ft. DeLaw

August 18, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MB

What ever happen to don't kiss and tell,  and why do older folks have no chill when it comes to dating and sex 

S5E25 - Puberty And Education Don't Mix Ft. DeLaw

August 11, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MB

Just another week of foolishness and textbook companies are tryna get over on college students again 

I Trend To Differ - #IWantToBeRichEnoughTo

August 10, 2022 10:00 - 16 minutes - 11.8 MB

Yes I know playing the lotto when its over a billion dollars is statistically a waste of money...do I get my hopes up...YES!...Do I waste money...YUP!....Do I care...HELL NO! 

S6E24 - Funny Money Ft. DeLaw

August 04, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MB

Do he even make you laugh?  Who helps you spend lottery money ? 

The Best Wes - Affable / af·​fa·​ble | \ ˈa-fə-bəl \

August 02, 2022 11:00 - 13 minutes - 9.37 MB

affability / af·​fa·​ble | \ ˈa-fə-bəl  \ being pleasant and at ease in talking to others characterized by ease and friendliness Don't get me wrong I'm not an angry or perpetually sad person but its not easy for me to talk to people  And I'm not that friendly...but I'm not a jerk...just kinda in the middle....neutral...an introverted extrovert...or maybe just a social introvert 

S6E23 - The Whole World A Conspiracy Ft. DeLaw

July 28, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

From loud ass neighbors to Aliens.....It's not looking to good on "Earth Episode 7 Season 2022"

I Trend To Differ - #TipsToBePetty

July 27, 2022 10:00 - 20 minutes - 13.8 MB

When they let you figure out what  you "THINK you did wrong to them  like c'mon why y'all do this to us ....us OG's know that's a trick bag move You'll end up self snitching to shit she don't even know about  When the real reason why she mad is that you didn't eat her ASS long enough

I Trend To Differ - #TipsToBePetty

July 27, 2022 10:00 - 20 minutes - 13.8 MB

When they let you figure out what  you "THINK you did wrong to them  like c'mon why y'all do this to us ....us OG's know that's a trick bag move You'll end up self snitching to shit she don't even know about  When the real reason why she mad is that you didn't eat her ASS long enough

S6E22 - Unscheduled Programming Ft. DeLaw

July 21, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MB

Seems like TV and music was on our minds this day...

S6E21 - Metaverse D**k Pics Ft. DeLaw

July 13, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MB

Traveling back to the age of 25, Spooky D**k Pics, and recycled nudes....the metaverse needs to happen now 

S6E20 - I Need Money For Hood Rat Stuff Ft. DeLaw

July 06, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MB

Week two of complaining about inflation and things changing...bottom line we all need more money 

S6E19 - Not Your Daddy's Gas Prices Ft. DeLaw

June 22, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MB

Fathers Day and Juneteeth weekend...Oh and high ass gas prices 

S6E18 - Can't Even Be Yourself In 2022 Ft. Delaw

June 15, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.8 MB

Some woman...not all..but some don't want men to be great...not even properly groomed

S6E17 - Artificial Sextelligence Ft. DeLaw

June 03, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

It's freaky Friday...everyone can be replaced...

S6E16 - This Generation Ain't "Friends With Benefiting" Right Ft. DeLaw

May 26, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

Being a creep, acting weird, and fumbling the pussy and or dick....this generations Friends With Benefits...

S6E15 - Being Greedy Almost Killed My Car Ft. DeLaw

May 11, 2022 02:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

Delaw almost fumbles Mothers Day while Wes gets worked, being greedy almost killed Wes's car,  fuck supervisor as co-workers and RIP Kevin Samuels

S6E15 - Being Greedy Almost Killed My Car Ft. DeLaw

May 11, 2022 02:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

Delaw almost fumbles Mothers Day while Wes gets worked, being greedy almost killed Wes's car,  fuck supervisor as co-workers and RIP Kevin Samuels

S6E14 - A Hot Sh**ty Bang Bang Mess Ft. DeLaw

May 03, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Pussy Money...even if you have it is it worth your safety and sanity 

S6E14 - A Hot Sh**ty Bang Bang Mess Ft. DeLaw

May 03, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Pussy Money...even if you have it is it worth your safety and sanity 

S6E13 - "I'll Double Your Standards" Ft. DeLaw

April 27, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MB

They are everywhere, what's your favorite one ?

S6E12 - Boats, Hoes, & Kama Sutra Ft. DeLaw

April 19, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MB

Wes and DeLaw catch up after a two week break...stuff happened...