Do Not Murder Before Christmas Part 2: Eileen's Third Tassel

In our episode:

Courtney recaps the second third of Jack Iams' Do Not Murder Before Christmas, where crime scene integrity gets tested, Rocky holds his own Christmas party, and Jane enjoys eating regularly.

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From the back cover:

The bells pealed murder! A crusading city editor and a beautiful social worker solve the Christmas killing of an old toymaker...

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Some relevant characters:

Stanley "Rocky" Rockwell - City editor of the Record, knows his way around, and is ready for almost anything except love and murder.

Jane Hewes - Director of the Shady Hollow Community Center. Extremely blonde.

Uncle Poot - Local Santa. Dutch toymaker. Record-keeper.

Martin Malloy III - Pretty boy, but definitely a dick. Malloy mob family heir. Has history with Jane.

Martin Malloy, Jr. - The third's father. Decidedly not cute. Malloy mob family patriarch.

Loppy O-Shea - 4-year-old in a 6'5" 205 pound man's body. [auhor’s description]

Eileen O'Shea - Loppy's elder sister. Dancer at the Caravan.

Wetherby Derwent - The last in line of what is left of the Derwent family: the founders of the city. Spends a lot of time on Gay Street.

Mrs. Derwent - Wetherby's mother. Still keeping it classy, even if she's now poor.

Mrs. Pickett - Columnist at the Record under the pseudonym “Debbie Mayfair.”

"The Hammer" - Homicide detective. Should have been a porn star.

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