314nerds's podcast

Slice 28

May 01, 2021 03:43 - 27 minutes - 37.6 MB

What a time to be a nerd! Our heroes have inspired the crowd to join them in a celebration of life and being cool with being a nerd. We review the closing credit cards, a very special first kiss and we've got one last divinely inspired extra of the slice. And Bernie Casey, the real hero, gets his due.

Slice 27

March 16, 2021 03:51 - 32 minutes - 44 MB

If you've been stepped on, left out, picked on or put down, have we got a juicy slice of pi for you. Christine and Robert break down this climactic slice, including the finer points of geek vs. spaz vs. dork and how well does anyone know their Dean of Students. We also try to get to the bottom of a very important question: where did all those Tri Lambs come from?

Slice 26

February 09, 2021 04:50 - 23 minutes - 31.9 MB

Coach Harris fans the flames of Alpha Beta discontent as the jocks exact revenge after their Greek Games defeat. Robert and Christine break down how long it takes to trash a house, Anthony Edwards' career and pick extras of the slice from the ever shrinking pool.

Slice 25

January 06, 2021 01:39 - 23 minutes - 32.7 MB

The nerds reign supreme as Gilbert wins the Greek Council presidency and Lewis wins Betty. Find out who has the sweet Moonwalk skills, which extra earns an "arigato" and just how many episodes Knight Rider ran.

Slice 24

November 22, 2020 01:51 - 22 minutes - 31.2 MB

It's all skits and giggles in this slice. Christine and Robert discuss the highlights of the skit contest including the creation time/performance time ratio, who makes the ugliest Alpha "lady" and nonsensical costumes. Find out the extras of the slice, perhaps a future serial killer, and we take a detour with Knight Rider.

Slice 23

October 29, 2020 04:33 - 25 minutes - 35.6 MB

Lewis completes his transformation to the dark side as the Alpha Betas discover they're not the only purveyors of pi. Robert and Christine discuss possible ways to redeem this scene, do some scratch math to figure out the going rate for each team's fundraising and the extras of the slice. It's the episode that could have derailed the podcast, but we're giving our best effort.

Slice 22

September 25, 2020 22:36 - 21 minutes - 29.6 MB

Lamar "hurls" the Lambda Mu team into a surprising second place at the Greek games as the action turns next to the charity fundraiser. We discuss the carnival costumes, Larry B. Scott's resume and the "birthmark" Christine and Robert strongly suspect Stan Gable has on his right cheek. Tune in for this and our extras of the slice.

Slice 21

September 08, 2020 01:43 - 22 minutes - 30.4 MB

The Lambdas and Alpha Betas are playing tug of war with the Greek Games lead, but the nerds are determined to have a real gas. Christine and Robert break down slice 21 of Revenge of the Nerds, with the extras of the slice showing a lot spirit and a lot of leg. Find out how the Arizona sun and 80s fashion may have aged our heroes and how Donald Gibbing made the journey from Charger to Bloodsport.

Slice 20

August 22, 2020 00:55 - 21 minutes - 29 MB

This slice finds us at the Greek Games with the nerds using their book smarts and street smarts to compete with the Alpha Betas. Get the details on why "Daisy Bell" is the #teamnerd anthem and which nerd voiced a hero in a half shell.

Slice 19

August 07, 2020 19:42 - 22 minutes - 30.4 MB

The nerds are celebrating their official induction as Tri Lambs when their joy goes up in flames. Christine and Robert discuss how Adams College is far from the Greek democratic ideal, what makes a proper homecoming and legal ages for drinking. We even include some spots where Wormser could imbibe without penalty. Tune in for our extras of the week and who narrowly missed the cut.

Slice 18

July 27, 2020 03:47 - 18 minutes - 25.9 MB

Time for payback as the nerds turn up the heat on the Alpha Betas. Christine and Robert share the details on sports lineament, who counts as the core 7 and suiting up for football. Tune in for all this and our extras of the slice.

Slice 17

July 14, 2020 01:21 - 23 minutes - 32.4 MB

Nerds gone wild continues as Christine and Robert debate which is creepier; the panty raid or subsequent surveillance. Tune in for the bossiest nerd, our first television boobs and a very special taste test.

Slice 16

June 27, 2020 20:30 - 17 minutes - 23.5 MB

How to cope with the frustration of bullying for being a nerd? A panty raid, of course. Christine and Robert cover surprising physical fitness, questionable loungewear and missing toilets. Tune in for this, plus our favorite extras of the slice.

Bonus Slice

May 28, 2020 22:54 - 19 minutes - 27 MB

We've reached the halfway point on our #teamjock and #teamnerd adventures. Christine and Robert pause to reflect on some first half superlatives, what they've learned about podcasting, a quick shout out to their Twitter followers and a sneak peak of the film they'll break down next.

Slice 15

May 08, 2020 02:46 - 19 minutes - 26.1 MB

We've reached the pinnacle of nerd civilization, at this party. Find out more about improvised ear cleaning, sharing eyewear, and aerodynamics versus computers as a career path. Our extras of the slice include some of favorite from Omega Mu.

Slice 14

April 27, 2020 03:51 - 20 minutes - 27.6 MB

The nerds are ready to take their mixer to the next level and Booger has just what they need. Tune in for the answers to burning questions like, "what do I do with my hands while dancing?" and "Is anyone going to eat the fried chicken?" Plus find out which one of your hosts was the college narc.

Slice 13

April 15, 2020 23:58 - 20 minutes - 28.1 MB

Break out your formalwear, because the nerds are throwing a party complete with streamers, violin solos and a whole watermelon. With a guest list this strong, who will be our extras of the slice? Tune in to find out.

Slice 12

April 03, 2020 21:22 - 19 minutes - 26.9 MB

It's a juicy slice this week as Christine and Robert discuss everything from proper bicep curl technique to what makes a great party appetizer. Break out your hot rollers and come along.

Slice 11

March 10, 2020 06:18 - 18 minutes - 24.8 MB

With justice on their minds, the nerds seek to form a fraternity. Christine and Robert break down a brief history of collegiate greek organizations, the importance of quality lighting and what the U.N. in U.N. Jefferson really means. Find out the favorite extras of the slice and visit us on our newly formed Instagram page.

Slice 10

February 28, 2020 17:48 - 20 minutes - 28.3 MB

The guys complete their Extreme Home Makeover, Nerd Edition but just as they settle in to enjoy their new digs, their peaceful breakfast is "rocked". Robert and Christine dish on the merits of wallpaper, get to the bottom of mopery and explore that extra special something that Curtis Armstrong brings to whatever role he takes.

Slice 9

January 30, 2020 01:40 - 28 minutes - 38.9 MB

Robert and Christine catch up with the nerds as they go house hunting. We're introduced to a variety pack of crazy, creepy and scary potential landlords. They'll discuss who's the "Dumb Donald" of the nerd crew, will accordion class mess with your G.P.A and review of some of the best movie montages.

Slice 8

January 13, 2020 02:09 - 17 minutes - 24.2 MB

Christine and Robert review slice 8 of Revenge of the Nerds. Our heroes pick themselves up after humiliation at Alpha Beta, branching out to the friendly computer lab and the more treacherous confines of the locker room. Listen to find out the best way to wear a pocket protector with a three piece suit, if it's possible to go from a Valley Girl to a nerd and how to feel God-like.

Slice 7

January 02, 2020 01:45 - 22 minutes - 31 MB

Christine and Robert explore slice 7 of Revenge of the Nerds. In this episode, they discuss what happens when Lewis falls for a pretty face and the nerds are led astray. Find out who feels "sheepish", did any other freshman refugees make it into Alpha Beta and how undergarments can be both very large and fitted simultaneously.

Slice 6

December 10, 2019 06:11 - 19 minutes - 26.3 MB

After a brief hiatus, Christine and Robert are back to tackle slice 6 of Revenge of the Nerds. Our heroes are nerds in a gym, is it any wonder they're the last ones picked? We finally get names to faces and share a favorite extra of this slice.

Slice 5

November 14, 2019 06:39 - 22 minutes - 31.1 MB

Thanksgiving has come early with this cornucopia of #teamnerd and #teamjock extras. Find out what kind music should be played during a dorm eviction, who finally seems to have packed appropriately and is Ted McGinley the "sitcom killer"?

Slice 4

October 25, 2019 06:12 - 17 minutes - 24.7 MB

The nerds get settled in while the jocks party on. We address weighty topics like dorm art, who gets the bed by the window, and moonshine. Favorite extras in the slice are down to party hearty--until they're not. We're on Twitter (314Nerds) and gmail (314nerds@gmail) if you'd like to get in touch.

Slice 3

October 16, 2019 05:38 - 21 minutes - 29.8 MB

The nerds take the scenic route to their dorm and we get our first glimpse of the jocks. We marvel at such special skills featured like: minimalist packing for the college student, advanced havoc creation and, of course, stair diving. Find out who gets to have their name chanted like Ogre and some very fashionable extras of the slice.