The F*N News 3-12-19


The ONLY 11 minute Comedy News Hour, with Andy's opinion on all the news you'll never need! 


#NSFW - Actually, not safe anywhere for anyone! Don't say you weren't warned. If you get fired for playing this at work, that's on you! Enjoy.


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Disclaimer (because evidently every joke is offensive to someone): The F*N News is NOT an actual news show. The F*N News is comedy commentary on headlines found across the internet. ABSOLUTELY NO source content mentioned on The F*N News is verified. All commentary is comedic art. Andy Konsewicz is a comedian and a Chicagoland 2nd City alumni.