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2 Dumb Babies

240 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratings

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A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

The Animated episodes of the podcast always take on a specific subject. The live episodes are directionless and go everywhere. We talk about whatever is happening in Pop Culture and the News, stories of growing up, general observations, and anything we can turn into a comedy bit. Nothing is off limits and nothing is taken seriously.

You can listen to the audio podcast everywhere you listen to podacsts. There are extended versions of all the animated episodes.

For Fans of: 2 Bears 1 Cave, Your Mom's House, Bad Friends, King and The Sting, Flagrant 2, Bill Bert, History Hyenas, We Might Be Drunk w/ Mark Normand and Sam Morril

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Episodes

198. Drew Morgan and Carmen Morales (Gravy Baby Podcast)

February 08, 2024 14:00 - 34 minutes - 81 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedians and hosts of the Gravy Baby Podcast, Drew Morgan (Comedy Central, MTV, The View, wellRED) and Carmen Morales (HBO, Showtime, Hulu, IFC) and they talk about Pepsi Jet Guy, McDonald's coffee burn lady, Boring people ruining drugs, Dueling Podcasts, Neurodivergents, Mark our podcast producer, The cancel comedians articles, Ruining magic, The guy who did LA too quickly, Wrapping it up, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headli...

197. Shapel Lacey

January 25, 2024 14:00 - 34 minutes - 81 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and frontman Shapel Lacey (Comedy Central, JFL, Lesser Known Characters Podcast, Mad Peaceful) and they talk about Ryan Pumper Bus Humper, The underbelly of Hollywood, Diddy, Katt Williams interview, white bullies, Doomsday Prepper Uber Driver, Stand up in small towns, We need the passion of people who are wrong, The Internet gives you niches of reality, Both political sides are dorks, Aaron Lewis from Staind, How you get the Assassin title, ...

196. Flight Logs, Grounded Flights, and Hijackers

January 18, 2024 18:18 - 29 minutes - 68.3 MB

THIS WEEK: Willie's trip home for the holidays, Representing yourself in court, Boeing 737 Max grounded, Drug gangs take over Ecuador, Heater over 1,000 degrees, Ways to lose your hearing, New Epstein list, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content ...

195. Steve Furey

January 11, 2024 21:48 - 38 minutes - 54.4 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Steve Furey (Comedy Store, E! Co-Host of Dating #NoFilter , World On Drugs Podcast) and they talk about comfort wear, Touring with Bert Kreischer, Showering at school, Public pools, Heavy Metal Cruise, Forgetting your set, Edible Mushies, Microdosing, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of eve...

194. Dog President 2024

January 04, 2024 13:00 - 30 minutes - 70.9 MB

THIS WEEK: Meat packers ruining the Amazon, Child Labor vs Prison Labor, Finland named happiest place on earth, Landlords in LA, The Economy is for Rich People, Election year, Bad Dog Mayor, Otter war crimes, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support the show and watch extra content...

193. John Hastings

December 28, 2023 18:42 - 52 minutes - 123 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian John Hastings (AGT, Comedy Central, BBC Radio, John and Dylan Online Podcast) and their conversation is all over the place! They talk about Inside Comedy Baseball, The Conspiracy Theorist Friend of the group, American History vs British History, Boarder Walls, Twitter vs Tumbler vs Substack, Kings of (open mic) Comedy, Freestyle Rapper admits to murder, Flying with weed, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every w...

192. W#@re For The Masses

December 21, 2023 17:58 - 28 minutes - 66 MB

THIS WEEK: Happy Birthday Willie, Cam Barge, C&ck Fantasy Camp, Monica Lewinsky wants younger Presidents, Lauren Bobert Beetlejuice, People watching Corn at work, Good at bad jobs, Jeff Bezos runs the world, AI takes over Influencer jobs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help support th...

191. Kelly Ryan

December 16, 2023 19:12 - 42 minutes - 99.6 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Kelly Ryan (Night Coop Podcast, The Comedy Store, Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about Side Dishes, Getting out of bad conversations, Dating Comics Vs Civilians, Gate Keeping in Comedy, Austin's Sixth Street, Vancouver Washington, Simpler Times, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no cha...

190. Alpha Brain Hangovers

December 07, 2023 13:00 - 12 minutes - 30.8 MB

THIS WEEK: Rave ambulance, James Bond relapsing, Opioids, Alpha Brain Hangovers, Ukraine fell off, Adderall, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN...

189. Bryan Vokey

November 30, 2023 19:16 - 38 minutes - 88.1 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Bryan Vokey (Concrete Kicks Podcast, The Kyle Dunnigan Show, Roast of Alec Baldwin) and they talk about Simone Biles Masterclass, Comics of the past, Old Money Vs New Money, Bryan being a teacher during an earthquake, Willie's auto shop teacher, Bryan starting therapy, Prison celebrities, Military bases, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of...

188. Horse On A Plane

November 23, 2023 16:57 - 27 minutes - 65 MB

THIS WEEK: Immigrating, Food appropriation, Rap Rock bands sound like English food, Metal music used to fight Orca whales, Boredom is why we do most things, Mr Beast philanthropist, Eric can't make it a day without hearing about Taylor Swift, Horse breaks free on airplane, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first,...

187. Ramsey Badawi

November 16, 2023 14:00 - 40 minutes - 95.6 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Ramsey Badawi (Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about the importance of your eyes, using sunscreen and umbrellas would get you picked on, Getting leg extensions, reduction surgeries, Ramsey's dad, Other jobs we should've done, Jury Duty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them...

186. Robots In Factories Vs Kids In Factories

November 09, 2023 19:32 - 32 minutes - 76.5 MB

THIS WEEK: The Robot Uprising, Driverless cars, child labor vs robot labor, Gambino Family Members Arrested, Crocodiles Get Turned On By Helicopters, Sam Bankman-Fried Found Guilty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabie...

185. A.I. Dreams, Cryogenically Freezing People, and other sleights against Nature

August 01, 2023 20:13 - 37 minutes - 87.1 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric split a fly in two, Cryogenically freezing people, AI can see our dreams, We’ve been doing a lot of crimes against nature, Having heightened senses, Deaf people movies, Willie went to the DMV, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES ...

184. Cam Bertrand learns about NPC Girls

July 26, 2023 17:27 - 41 minutes - 94.9 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by their good friend, comedian Cam Bertrand (AGT / Dry Bar Comedy) and they talk the the new NPC Girls craze, What actually happened to JFK, When DMX tried to be a dad, Jay Z should go back to his roots, Meth never got a music genre, Cast iron skillet myths, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever sol...

183. Fruity Pebbles Popcorn and Robot Cop Dogs

March 29, 2023 17:27 - 28 minutes - 66.5 MB

THIS WEEK: Eric got a 3 Day Pay or Quit notice, Willie got All You Can Eat Sushi, Willie’s last time eating Taco Bell, Rite-Aid Sued for Opioid problem, We try Fruity Pebbles Popcorn, Los Angeles approves robot dog cops, John Wicks and Fast and The Furious’, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman talk news, social issues, and life while just trying to make eachother laugh. Jokes first, facts sometimes. S...

182. Trains, Planes, and Super Mario Brothers Simulation Theory

February 15, 2023 18:35 - 30 minutes - 70.1 MB

THIS WEEK: Give airpods to the homeless, Train Derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, UFO coverup, Betting on the Super Bowl, Super Mario Brothers Simulation Theory, Gunther's Millions on Netflix, Dog Mayors, Inheriting your parents garbage while they're alive, Bat Guy and More! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts ...

181. Two Idiots Rob a Sperm Bank

December 27, 2022 16:50 - 26 minutes - 60.9 MB

THIS WEEK: How to make a successful podcast, Komodo Dragons are not real dragons, Eric went to the LA Zoo, Two guys accidentally rob a sperm bank, Zelensky meets with Biden, More countries need nuclear weapons, New Oppenheimer movie, The dark origins of Anime, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts someti...

180. LA Mayor Fights The Homeless

December 14, 2022 22:04 - 33 minutes - 77.5 MB

THIS WEEK: Defending yourself during a robbery, Modern day cattle wranglers, What ancient military would you want to be a part of, IDF needs a new War league, Biden signs Marriage Equality Act, New gerrymandering, P22 Mountain Lion captured, Mayor of LA’s new plan to fight homelessness, Crime isn’t new, Walmart raising prices because of theft, Being a Vet’s manager at a retail store, War reenactments, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedi...

179. Cocaine Bear Vs The Avengers

December 06, 2022 19:21 - 21 minutes - 49.7 MB

THIS WEEK: New studio setup, Who still uses a suitcase, Cocaine Bear, Old Ursala vs New Ursala, Black Panther or Lion King, Larston interrupts, No good ways to walk dogs, U.S.A. beats Iran in World Cup, Taiwan vs Thailand, Bars vs Pubs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATR...

178. The Thin Blue Cross Blue Shield

November 08, 2022 13:00 - 25 minutes - 58.5 MB

THIS WEEK: Willie was in Vegas and won Craps, The South Dakota Hawks, Dogs fighting people, Dog Metal band Caninus, Autism and Death Metal, Canadian's making fun of U.S. for shootings and healthcare, Going back to visit your school as an adult, Capital Punishment, The Mob running Wind Power in Italy, The Woke Mob and PC Police, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing ...

177. Catching Spider-Man STD

September 27, 2022 17:45 - 24 minutes - 56.5 MB

THIS WEEK: The proper way to measure drugs, Doing dope, Catching Spider-man disease, The new Elvis movie, Pumpkin eaters, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ...

176. Cocaine Bear

September 20, 2022 17:52 - 30 minutes - 70.6 MB

THIS WEEK: 2 DaBaby's, Work Fight Clubs, Micro Plastics, Cocaine Bear in Kentucky, Suburban Legends, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Insta...

175. The Placenta Diet

September 08, 2022 19:40 - 31 minutes - 74 MB

THIS WEEK: How people eat placenta, Escargot and other weird food, Donating sperm and blood (not at the same time), peeing blood, Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in North Las Vegas, The most expensive drugs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON...

174. Daren Metropoulus and Zeddsyphus

August 31, 2022 04:20 - 22 minutes - 53.3 MB

THIS WEEK: This week: Zedd's Las Vegas residency, Daren Metropoulos owns playboy mansion, Jackson Mississippi doesn't have clean drinking water, Everything revolving around Jews is a conspiracy, Monkey pox death in Texas, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 ...

173. Cum Bombed Bank Robbers

August 18, 2022 21:59 - 38 minutes - 88.8 MB

THIS WEEK: TikTok in other countries, Chinese comedy movies, Viking Berserkers, Dubai, blood money, Cum bombs, Modern Bank Robberies, What's your blood type, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON ...

172. Nancy Pelosi's End Of Summer Bash

August 02, 2022 19:18 - 27 minutes - 64.4 MB

THIS WEEK: Willie and Eric are matching, The Irish, Going to Europe, The magic of oil, Tar and Feathering, Nancy Pelosi goes to Asia, Insider trading, Bombing the middle east, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOL...

171. You're Not A Genius

July 26, 2022 16:00 - 28 minutes - 65 MB

THIS WEEK: Copyrighting catchphrases, Willie would be a bad sports announcer, Messing up TV show intros, Geniuses vs Experts, Elon Musk's dad impregnates step-daughter, When does Elon Musk come out as a super villain, Hollywood Stars Homes Tour, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIB...

170. Sportsmanship Is For Cowards

July 19, 2022 18:59 - 46 minutes - 64.8 MB

THIS WEEK: Don't let the 90's hold power over you, NASA fell off, Russian Tools, The world is changing, Step Parent Problems of the day, Home Run Derby, Record high heat in UK, Why don't we rescue people, Citizen App is the next Clubhouse, Diseases that mark you, Round Up and how everything causes cancer, Moss and Company suck, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing ...

169. School Disaster Drills

July 13, 2022 17:51 - 35 minutes - 49.4 MB

THIS WEEK: Bad Jay Z impression, Rhetorical questions, Different calendars, Where are the new Messiahs, Is Tom Cruise the most recent profit, Cold Stone Steve Austin, More Profit and Messiah talk, Jesus’ real name, School disaster drills, Eric’s shower door exploded, Being lucky, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes...

168. 4th of July and The Military Think Tank

July 05, 2022 18:04 - 34 minutes - 79.3 MB

THIS WEEK: Happy 4th of July, 1-3 kid rule in China, We need new cities, Hawk stepdad, Politicians asking for money, We'll never have another revolution, Willie's a hypochondriac, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies ...

167. Dancing With The Stars Behind Bars

July 02, 2022 19:23 - 37 minutes - 52.4 MB

THIS WEEK: Why we missed the last two weeks, The different heavens and hells, The Supreme Court needs to calm down, Unidentified rocket hits the moon, Dumb aliens, R Kelly gets 30 years, Ghislain Maxwell gets 20 years, Dancing With The Stars Behind Bars, Summer sucks as an adult, Don't treat your friends like dogs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with n...

166. Don't Get Your Info From Comedy Podcasts

June 16, 2022 17:51 - 33 minutes - 77 MB

THIS WEEK: A bi-lingual podcast available in only 1 language, Eric turned 37, South Korea is so much better than North Korea, Dictators and Religion, Change 3 point rules in Basketball, Don't get your info from comedy podcasts, No more terms for politicians, Too much Star Wars and Marvel, Cleaning shit off shoes, Kids fighting vs Dogs fighting, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worl...

165. Rob Pugliese and Happy Ending Memorial

June 08, 2022 02:29 - 1 hour - 142 MB

THIS WEEK: We're joined by comedian Rob Pugliese and talk about Connecticut, How good things were when the mob was in charge, Exploiting EBT, How we're an injury away from being ruined, Hospitals giving happy endings, Eric almost getting his shoes stolen, Bullying, The types of jokes we hate, Commenting from the outside, and more! Rob Pugliese is a Comedian, Actor, and Host of the No Charisma Podcast. You can watch him on Amazon Prime on The Red Rob Roy Show and be sure to catch him live whe...

164. Boob Sweat Baptism

June 01, 2022 17:37 - 26 minutes - 61.5 MB

THIS WEEK: Mandatory test to see what job you get, We need more ethics tests, Construction is still going on in Eric’s building, Demolition is much easier than fixing it up, Fart jar Youtuber now selling jars of Boob Sweat, The four pillars of kinks, No one knows old languages, Eric’s dad saying goodbye to his house, Willie finds out about his buddies weird kink, Willie and Eric end on a great button, and more! (but it’s all before the button) A podcast from two comedians who only read head...

163. UFO's Are Back!

May 18, 2022 18:58 - 32 minutes - 74.3 MB

THIS WEEK: This week: Clapping intro, Not all true stories are good, The discovery of the first dinosaur, Theories used to be fun, Galileo beat his charges, Birds are scarier than lizards, Introducing ‘Scam of The Week’,  A man is charged with trying to sell a dog that doesn’t exist, The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial has gone on so long, When the law uses your middle name, We need a way out of segments, You don’t want local insurance, Modern day loan sharking, America has always been goo...

162. Climate Change Mobsters

May 10, 2022 18:02 - 33 minutes - 78.5 MB

THIS WEEK: The little Mermaid, Swimmer Vs Whaler, American Ninja Warrior can drop the warrior part, Japanese Game Shows, Learn “Thank You” in other languages instead of curse words, Our food order gets canceled, Is It Cake, Soulja Boy Scams, The Nigerian Prince Scam, Complaining about App workers, The Mob should care about Climate Change, Willie will never be Jimmy Fallon, Story about a Last Meal from Patreon subscriber Kev, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Ev...

161. Drafted by McDonald's

May 03, 2022 18:25 - 32 minutes - 60.2 MB

THIS WEEK: The world is tiring, Getting lice, Old Boston headliners, More jobs should have drafts like the NFL and NBA, Watching sports highlights vs Watching the full games, Sports dads, people like time killers now, Playing video games needs to do real world work, Why do old people only work at grocery stores, Cyborgs, We should own dentist tools, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the...

160. Last Meals and BBL's

April 20, 2022 04:45 - 27 minutes - 51.8 MB

THIS WEEK: Voice Acting Foley, Was George Clooney always old, Last Meals, Willie and Eric went to Palm Harbor, BBL's and other plastic surgery, Should Willie get fake boobs, Tall people, Where "getting off" came from, Big privated homeless people, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCR...

159. And The Comedy Grammy Goes To...

April 13, 2022 03:29 - 28 minutes - 52.9 MB

THIS WEEK: All the things we used to use spit for, Free Range Salt, Sexual harassment in the workplace, Louis CK wins Grammy for best comedy album, British culture, More stupid airplane talk, Willie and Eric are in Palm Harbor, FL this weekend, Eric doesn't know what accents are, Florida Sushi, Food fights, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance...

158. Hot Dog Real Estate Agent

April 05, 2022 19:18 - 37 minutes - 68.6 MB

THIS WEEK: Cheating in school, Willie went to Oregon, Do mythical monsters speak, Hot Dog Real Estate Agent, A 10 drink in decision, Condiment band, Tomatoes are so versatile, Fighting the audience, Shock Jock Painters, Music Vs. Comedy in Bars, Willie got new glasses, The most expensive bandana A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them....

157. The Man With A Pig Heart

March 30, 2022 19:41 - 33 minutes - 62.2 MB

THIS WEEK: Becoming a surgeon, Man with pig heart, Surviving in the woods, Math can be used evil, Britney Griner being sent to work camp, Trafficking in shipping containers, The origin of tiny bottles of alcohol, Being arrested after a flight, Willie's uncle started flying in the 80's, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them....

156. Swimming Isn't A Sport

March 22, 2022 18:19 - 34 minutes - 64.1 MB

THIS WEEK: Willie and Eric ate too much, Trying to skip out on paying the airport shuttle, Tony replaces Larston, Sign languages and not knowing the local language, Being considerate is cowardly, No one cares about women's OR men's swimming, Female in men's hockey league, Mike Tyson's Bites, You can only quickly win combat sports, Willie should've gone to Harvard, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tac...

155. Cops With T-Shirt Cannons

March 15, 2022 20:59 - 35 minutes - 65.7 MB

THIS WEEK: A bad intro, Pi-Day, Larston interrupts, Red Hot Chili Peppers are still going, Some musicians should retire like athletes, Cops with T-Shirt Cannons, The war is and isn't scary, Road Rage and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagra...

154. Go Do Something Useful

March 10, 2022 06:03 - 47 minutes - 88.2 MB

THIS WEEK: Is it on 3 or after 3, Kim Kardashian tells women to get bigger butts, Moose knuckles and Camel toes, Going to bed vs Passing out, Being a doctor is a numbers game, Doctors calling people fat, Dentists aren't real doctors, 80's hack comic today, The 80's were worse than the 70's for art, Quit chasing your dreams and do something useful, North Korea is hangry, Being a dictator, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Sim...

153. Sean Penn Saves Ukraine

March 02, 2022 01:17 - 37 minutes - 69.2 MB

THIS WEEK: Stop listening to podcasts, Being Neo, Karate is not scary, Disney used to be super racist, Top Hats were so cool, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, The Ukrainian President was a comedian, Sean Penn is not needed in Ukraine, Finally a nice white people war, What makes a war a World War, The Olympics committee army, Things are good when we start to care about what's happening in Canada, and more!  A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie ...

152. Don't Bleed On Me

February 27, 2022 02:18 - 46 minutes - 86.6 MB

THIS WEEK: Willie needs horse blinders, Who doesn't love a good personality disorder, Was Ukraine asking for it, Keep that blood in your body, Middle tier alumni, Don't pay your bookie, Horse betting, horse insurance scam documentary, Grifting industries, Terrorists don't like being fingered, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solvin...

151. Murder House Realtor

February 16, 2022 08:22 - 30 minutes - 56.6 MB

This week: LA wins Super Bowl 2022, Sports are way more fun when you gamble, The Mob loves whacking people, Selling murder houses, Squatters rights and common law married, Outdated laws, Did belts used to be bigger, Restart laws, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

150. Cancel All Podcasts

February 08, 2022 20:11 - 1 hour - 127 MB

This week: We survived 150 episodes, Tony's here, Snoop made dog noises cool, Writers strike, Dropping out of college for comedy, Do we need lawyers, Professional Jurors, What kind of prison would you run, Concentration Camping, Denmark has the best prisons, North Korea is the only country without lawyers, Getting a job and going to college as a veteran, Blanks are real bullets and Alec Baldwin, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

149. Step-Family Feud

February 01, 2022 23:27 - 44 minutes - 82.9 MB

This week: People stare at Willie's lips, If it's in the Olympics it's not a good fighting technique, Training for the Olympics in the wild, Russia used the Olympics to invade Ukraine, Where did all the priests go, Too Hot To Handle game show, Step-Family Feud, Willie watched football, What happened to pelts, Eating raw eggs vs raw cookie dough, Kid pranks, This was a rough episode, and slightly more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

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