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2 Dads and a Millennial

44 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

A podcast that discusses today's issues from the opposing viewpoints of two aging dads and one young millennial. Let the battle begin!

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Episodes

Sit and Deliver

February 15, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MB

The guys complain about delivery services such as Uber and Instacart. Anthony ships his cat, Bryan shoots some hoops, and Ryan doesn't do the safety dance. 

Be Your Own Grim Reaper

October 04, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MB

The guys discuss the very cheerful topic of terminal illness and whether or not people should be allowed to end their lives on their own terms. They play a game of Stump the Millennial and discuss why the ending of The Mist is the worst movie moment ever filmed. That's right, Ant, I said it! 

Conspiracies with B Movies and E Books

September 17, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MB

The guys welcome special guests Brian Delaney and Craig Wade, hosts of the B Movies and E Books podcast, to discuss everything from conspiracy theories to wacky celebrity encounters. 

The Trouble with Travel

July 12, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

The guys discuss the trials and tribulations of traveling. Ryan was lied to about the shuttle, Ant gets lost in Kansas, Bryan's room key doesn't work. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. These and many more traveling nightmares await, along with a round of Stump the Millennial and some good ol fashioned dad jokes. 

The Trouble with Travel

July 12, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MB

The guys discuss the trials and tribulations of traveling. Ryan was lied to about the shuttle, Ant gets lost in Kansas, Bryan's room key doesn't work. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. These and many more traveling nightmares await, along with a round of Stump the Millennial and some good ol fashioned dad jokes. 

Weird Occurrences

June 03, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

The guys delve into the supernatural, aliens, and other strange happenings.  Did a ghost throw a bagel at Bryan, did Ant almost get abducted, who walked down those stairs at Ryan's friend's house? It's all here! Listen and find out. 

This Tastes Gamey

March 01, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MB

The guys discuss their love and hatred for gaming, from pong to Nintendo to adult games. They play some Stump the Millennial, yell at the clouds and dream of being at Cheetahs. 

Confrontationcast

February 08, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

The guys discuss video games! Or they would if they could ever stay on topic. Instead, they end up discussing their latest and greatest confrontations with the world. They play Stump the Millennial and Ryan does his best to hear what everyone is saying. Welcome to Season 3! 

Goodbye 2021

January 07, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

The boys get together for one last 2021 podcast before ushering in the new year. There's plenty of toiler humor and rants about everything from jobs to messy houses to what music the kids are listening to these days. 

Fear and Loafing

October 15, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MB

Join us for this Halloween season as we discuss our fears. Stray dogs, sharks, flying, dentists....it's all in here.  We play a game of Stump the Millennial, discuss Bryan's bum-fights experience, and try to figure out if Ant really had a stroke or not. Happy Halloween! 

Leave it to the Professionals

September 03, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

The guys rant about the lack of professionalism in today's workforce. Ryan got doxed on tik tok, Bryan educates his son's school on why they're failing, and Ant offers Door Dash some angry food for thought. 

Stay on Topic!

August 20, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

The guys discuss the minutiae of multitasking...or they would have if they could have remembered what their topic was. From roulette to family vacations to Anthony running outside to fight someone, this episode puts the what in What's New.

Stay on Topic!

August 20, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MB

The guys discuss the minutiae of multitasking...or they would have if they could have remembered what their topic was. From roulette to family vacations to Anthony running outside to fight someone, this episode puts the what in What's New.

Men Be Shopping!

July 16, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 60 MB

For Ant's birthday, the guys discuss what grinds their gears at the stores. Rude people, inattentive staff, high prices, the rise of the self-checkout apocalypse. It's all here. Plus another round of Stump the Millennial and the usual glut of dirty jokes.  No shirt, no shoes, no podcast! Just kidding, join Ant in your birthday suit and enjoy the rants. 

The What's New Reunion Tour

June 29, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

The boys reunite after a long hiatus to discuss what's new in their lives, from vacations to pools to traffic tickets. Ryan and Ant discuss their new novel and they play a round of Stump the Millennial. 

Working in America

May 07, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

The guys discuss jobs...again. Bryan has a career, Ant has a job, Ryan wrangles rugrats all day, who's got it worse? It doesn't matter. Ant is gonna DJ at the strip club soon so we're all just gonna hang out there anyway. 

We're Neurotic

April 12, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

The guys discuss their weird quirks, from alarm clock settings to smelling inanimate objects to why Ant holds his breath when he's...alone. 

We're Neurotic

April 12, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

The guys discuss their weird quirks, from alarm clock settings to smelling inanimate objects to why Ant holds his breath when he's...alone. 

I Chew Chew Chews You

March 22, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 68 MB

The boys talk about food! Food to eat, food to cook, food Ant wants to have relations with. What food do they hate, what food do they love, what would their last meals be, is there a difference between East Coast and West Coast food, who hates dessert, who makes the best casserole, what's Bryan gonna do with that cucumber, will Ryan still eat Italian food, what do porn action figures have to do with it....all this and more in this yummy episode of 2 Dads and a Millennial!

Toying Around

March 05, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

The guys talk about toys--the ones they played with as tots, the ones their kids play with now, and, yes, even the adult ones they use these days. From Star Wars to Nerf Guns to Adam and Eve, they cover it all. 

Free-For-All Rantisode

February 19, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

In this "Anything Goes" episode, the boys rant about everything from bicyclists to co-workers to narcissists and more. 

You Oughta Know

February 05, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 53.3 MB

The boys discuss the types of things you should know how to do as an adult: tie a tie, change a tire, interview for a job, and so much more. Find out what they can and can't do and whether or not Ant even cares. 

Scams

January 26, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 79.4 MB

The boys talk about scams! Which ones they've fallen for, which ones almost tricked them, which ones just annoy them, and how to deal with them. They play a round of Stump the Millennial and discuss the benefits of butt cans. 

We Know Murderers!

January 21, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Turns out the boys all know people who have murdered. From neighborhood serial killers to angry ax-wielding husbands to crazy dudes with guns...the boys recount their relationships with these criminal elements.  (This season 1 episode is back by popular demand!) 

Music To Our Ears

January 14, 2021 22:00 - 2 hours - 92.3 MB

The boys discuss music in all its forms, from the radio of the 70s and 80s, to concerts of the 90s to what the kids are listening to today. Hair metal, hip hop, classic rock, jazz, they cover it all. Find out what they like, what they hate, and what makes them want to Jump Jump. 

Guilty Pleasures

December 31, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 63 MB

The guys talk about their guilty pleasures before realizing they're adults and can like whatever they want. Cartoons, TV theme songs, Britney Spears, comic books, and weird porn--they cover it all. Ant plays Stump the Dads and Bryan gets another invite to brunch. 

Christmas and Other Poop

December 15, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

The guys talk about Christmas and other holiday traditions. They also go on some smelly tangents and play another round of Stump the Millennial. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and avoid using the soap! 

Pets (Without Peeves)

December 02, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

The guys discuss their love of pets and talk about all the furry companions they've had in their life. Ryan rants about aquarium stores, Ant urges everyone to put a leash on their dogs and Bryan talks about watching humans poop on the sidewalks of downtown San Diego.  As usual, there's a round of Stump the Millennial and plenty of introspective wisdom...er...well not really, but you get the idea. 

Pet Peeves

November 18, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

The guys talk about what really grinds their gears, from bad drivers to leaving the lights on in the house. They play a round of Stump the Millennial and let Ant go on a sweet, sweet rant.

Crappy Jobs

October 28, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

The guys discuss some of the worst jobs they've ever had--Bryan got stabbed, Ant got fired, Ryan got poison sumac...and so much more! They also dive into rude customers and jerky bosses and play a round of Stump the Millennial.

Aging

October 10, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

The guys talk about the pains of getting older, discussing everything from memory loss to prostate exams to why they can't set up an Xbox (damn technology!). They play a round of Stump The Millennial and continue to harass Ant about buying a house (buy a house, Ant!).

Neighbors

September 26, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

The guys bring back the funny as they play a round of Stump the Millennial and discuss the best and worst neighbors they've ever had. 

Deathisode

September 16, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

The guys discuss their experiences losing loved ones. Perhaps not the funniest of topics, but sometimes you've gotta ask the hard questions. Plus Ant gets drunk...so there's that. 

Reunited and it Feels So Good

August 27, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 50.8 MB

The first cast in almost a year! The guys catch up on what's new in their lives and talk about everything including Covid, online schooling, jobs, drinking, Tik Tok, tasteless jokes, and more. Stay tuned for more episodes! 

Mind Your Own Horror Business

July 08, 2019 23:00 - 1 hour - 54.1 MB

The guys discuss whether there is any proof that violent video games and movies negatively affected children. At what age should you let your kids watch horror films? How do you teach them it's all fake? Do parents deserve to be shamed for letting their kids watch horror films? Why do some parents feel the need to parent other people's children? Freddy, Jason, Measles, Gwenyth Paltrow, Looney Tunes, Religion, Columbine, and plenty of immaturity--it's all in there. 

Party On

June 20, 2019 01:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MB

The guys talk about the differences in partying in the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, before discussing parties they attend these days--kids' germ-ridden birthday parties. Throw in some reminiscing about cops, drugs, underage drinking, candle wax on the nipples, and Chuck E. Cheese, and you get the idea. We also play another round of Stump the Millennial and marvel at Ant's British accent. Leave your keys in the bowl by the door and come join the party!

Social Norms

May 08, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 29.8 MB

The guys discuss the ins and outs of social norms. Why can't you drink beer at breakfast? Should you always hold the door open for a woman? Does working in an office mean you need to wear a tie? Should you always send a thank you card for a gift? They also play a round of Stump The Millennial and resort to their usual childish brand of humor. 

On The Offensive

February 11, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 35.4 MB

Some insensitive performance art at a recent writers' convention has led these three potty-mouthed hosts to talk about what's offensive these days and how it has rightly or wrongly led to outrage culture. Can we tell dirty jokes anymore? Are people just outraged over nonsense? Or is there merit to shaming people who think certain types of jokes are funny? Join us as we walk carefully up and down this slippery slope of "offensive" material and do our best to get to the bottom of it all. We al...

F you, Dennis (aka the Roommates episodes)

November 18, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 41 MB

We've all lived with crazy people before, and in this latest episode Ant, Ryan and Bryan talk about their best and worst roommate experiences. These days Ryan and Bryan both own houses, but Ant still goes home to a roommate who is not the most respectful person. Of course, owning houses doesn't mean you get away from bad situations--sometimes neighbors are just as bad as roommates. The boys also play a round of Stump the Millennial and discuss the real estate market, complete with fart jokes. 

What Happened to Halloween?

October 28, 2018 04:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

Ryan, Bryan and Ant reminisce about the days when Halloween was about SCARY stuff? But these days it's all about superheroes and princesses and trick or treating at 2 pm. Where did the Halloween of our youth go? Where are the ghosts and goblins? Are we afraid to revel in a little evil for just one night? Join us as we discuss how to "save Halloween."

We Know Murderers

July 26, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.7 MB

Turns out Bryan, Ryan and Ant all know people who have murdered. We take a dark trip down memory lane to discuss what it was like for each of us to have grown up with killers, how it affected our neighborhoods and what it means now as adults. We then turn the discussion towards the abundance of murder docudramas on TV and whether or not they are good for society. We play another game of Stump The Millennial and crack wise in this longer-than-usual episode. Enjoy!

Crowdfunding: Business Model or Begging?

March 19, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.4 MB

Everyone wants monetary support in their lives, but when is asking the masses for money a legitimate business tactic and when is it just panhandling? What types of projects deserve funding up front and which ones need to be produced and sold on the market first? Should you contribute to your friend's GoFundMe campaign for a new car, or should you tell them to get a 2nd job? We play an obligatory round of Stump the Millennial and learn some new sex terms from Anthony.

Parenting Part 2: Because I Said So!

February 26, 2018 05:00 - 59 minutes - 27.4 MB

In part two of our parenting series, Ryan is about to be a father again, Bryan deals with old judgemental women at the park, and Anthony complains about people taking their kids to see movies...even though the Care Bears movie is for kids, Ant! We play another round of Stump the Millennial, trash talk TV shows, and try yet again in vain to act like adults.

Parenting Part 1: Daddy Issues

February 20, 2018 05:00 - 54 minutes - 25.4 MB

Bryan, Ryan and Ant talking about how they were parented in the 70s, 80s, and 90s respectively. Bryan talks about his parents' divorce, Ryan talks about his run-in with the law, and Ant ponders how he survived a drug-addict mother and being kidnapped by his father. Things get deep here, folks, but as always we have a heaping dose of fart jokes mixed in for levity.