2 Accidents, No Purpose

E31: The Last Dance

October 24, 2022 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MB

The Accidents are back in the recording studio with a look back on the the past 2 years, fav moments from the podcast and update on where they've been and where they're going. From the Accidents: Thank you to our listeners, guests and families for going along this journey with us. It's been truly the best thing to come out of quarantine and we've had an absolute blast creating the podcast. Who knew a joking conversation on the porch at Graeagle would turn into this? The power of momen...

S4:E3 The Podcast Recognizes Senator Ratti

April 11, 2022 08:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

Passing meaningful legislation for the State of Nevada and keeping her sense of humor in the process - none other than Julia Ratti is in the recording studio with the 2 Accidents. Listen in! "Same Name, Same Financial Attitude" "Nevada, 1st State in the nation to have female majority legislature" "Shrimp Cocktail"

S4:E2 The Great Fusion

February 14, 2022 05:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MB

The Accidents are coming at you with a little of today and a little of yesterday. FUSION baby FUSION. Bringing back a best of the best with a rebroadcast of the critically acclaimed Middle Child Episode from November 2020, with special guests Hannah Ceremuga and Gary Chapman. "Harbors a deep set love of peeps"

S4:E1 How to Start a Podcast with Collin Al-Samarrie

January 18, 2022 03:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MB

Welcome back 2ANPers and hello Season 4!! In this first episode, co-hosts and aunt/niece power duo talk about their creative process in making a hit podcast. They bring on friend and fellow podcaster Collin to talk shop. Also on the table: setting a record straight and what the accidents are reading.

S3:E9 Homage to LC

December 20, 2021 11:00 - 40 minutes - 27.5 MB

Welcome to the Season 3 finale! In today's episode, we have a chat with a lifelong family friend, talk about some of our favorite Christmas memories, and release some never-before-heard footage from the editing floor. Thanks for listening in and we will see you guys in a few weeks for Season 4! "She will get you a penis cake for your birthday but she will also hold your hand when you need it." "There's some internal bleeding happening here in aisle 4." "This is our fricken podcast."

S3:E8 Don Patrol

December 06, 2021 09:00 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MB

Hold onto your proverbial hats, our guest this week is an ex-DEA agent. Listen in for peak behind the scenes of career of assignments spanning multiple countries. Also, to Advent or not to Advent, what are the Accidents reading and much more. "Balls the size of New Jersey" "Find these dudes and put the bracelets on them" "Wake up and smell the discipline"

S3:E7 Eric's Hat Trick

November 22, 2021 12:00 - 38 minutes - 26.3 MB

Happy T-Giving 2ANP fans! We are so grateful for all of YOU! Enjoy's this week's conversation with one of our biggest supporters and returning interviewees. Learn about the day to day of being a spy, what the accidents are reading, and a little bit of dream interpreting. "I'm still picturing you in an overcoat."

S3:E6 Gather Round the Fire. Part II

October 25, 2021 09:00 - 18 minutes - 12.7 MB

From New York to California and parts unknown, the Accidents are back with more listener stories. "Dear Mr. Farmer" "You start and 12 and go to 1" "Did you park in the employee parking lot"

S3:E5 Ye Olde Buffalo Photos

October 11, 2021 10:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MB

Your favorite accidents are joined by friend of the podcast Whitney Barnes to talk about her varied and valorous job experiences. Tune in to find out what the behind the scenes of an old time photo place is really like. Also: feast your ears on what 2ANP is reading, the podcasts they are listening to, and some of their favorite memories of both the domestic and international variety. "Did you dress people up like... Wile E Coyote?" "This accident loves a parade."

S3:E4 Are you down with J O B? You know me!

September 27, 2021 09:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

Jobs and stories people, stories and jobs. The Accidents interview the one and only Sugar Mama. Who is she? How did she become the Sugar Mama? Eric and Cici share stories that are not to be missed. Tune in and level up your Monday. Word of the day: Nomenclature "The queen of the hooha's" "Knee deep in vajayjay" "There was an explosion of human feces"

S3:E3 Book of Jobs

September 13, 2021 08:00 - 34 minutes - 23.4 MB

Jobs, they pay the bills. Do they fulfill? Do we have special skills? Listen in as 2 Accidents discuss their best jobs, shortest jobs and dream jobs. "Consider this record straightened" "I'm a walking flight risk" "You counted bugs??"

S3: E2 Gather Round The Fire

August 30, 2021 09:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MB

The 2 Accidents ask you to pull a chair close to the fire for this week's storytelling episode. Also up to bat: consulting the oracle, leg measuring, and what we are currently reading. "Save me poppa! Save me!"

S3:E1 Family Over Everything

August 16, 2021 08:00 - 40 minutes - 28 MB

Folks, we are back, and your 2 Accidents are coming at you with the GRAEAGLE Episode. We've got history, we've got stories, we've got vices and traditions. "I drove over 11,000 miles this summer." "Sawn. Sewed? Sewn? Sawed? Cut. Severed."

S2:E4 Journey to the center of the Pyrenees

May 17, 2021 09:00 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MB

Petrichor, Pyrenees and Picons, oh my. Abby and Julie interview Denise Inda about being Basque, speaking Basque and living in the Basque country. "It's Basque, not Bass" "Just because you can speak English does not mean you can teach it."

S2:E3.5 Spin Us a Yarn

May 10, 2021 09:00 - 14 minutes - 10.1 MB

Bonus! Your favorite aunt/niece podcast co-hosts provide a little extra purpose to this Monday with a surprise mini-episode. Most importantly: a call to action. Please send us your favorite stories so we can preserve them for posterity. Questions? Hit us up on our instagram - 2AccidentsNoPurpose!

S2:E3 Jake of all trades

May 03, 2021 08:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

Our guest this week is the one and only Jake Skudlarek. Tune in and turn it up to hear about hobbies big and small. Interviewing Jake is like Peeps - a rare treat and we can't get enough!! "I'm a high brow guy." "It's a pretty solid flex to jump down to the wine cellar."

Midwest vs The Coasts: The Ultimate Throwdown

April 19, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

Your 2 Accidents interview friends James and John to discuss which region of the US is the best: West, East, or Midwest. Tune in to also find out who is the "Most Midwest." Additionally streaming into your ears today: favorite words, podcast recommendations, and what the 2 Accidents are currently reading! "So you do a shot of whiskey, then you say goodbye?"

S2:E2 Midwest vs The Coasts: The Ultimate Throwdown

April 19, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

Your 2 Accidents interview friends James and John to discuss which region of the US is the best: West, East, or Midwest. Tune in to also find out who is the "Most Midwest." Additionally streaming into your ears today: favorite words, podcast recommendations, and what the 2 Accidents are currently reading! "So you do a shot of whiskey, then you say goodbye?"

S2:E1 The Long and Winding Road

April 05, 2021 08:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MB

Abby and Julie are back from their spring migration. Tune in to find out what happens when Two Accidents with No Purpose travel 1,497 miles through 8 states in 5 days and live to tell about it. Spoiler alert: there are birds, both wild and tame, memories made and books forgotten. "We are going to fill this sucker up" "This is not a volume podcast" "There's a bird in here." NO, there's an actual bird in here."

S1:E14 The Daughters are in the house

March 01, 2021 14:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MB

Who are these young wipper snappers and who let them in the recording studio? Sophie and Lanie put Julie to the test. Find out just how well Julie knows her daughters. Season 1 wrap up and bloopers coming at your ear buds. “I have a feeling I’m going to get some....blowback?”

S1:E13 Baker's Dozen with Jane Chapman

February 22, 2021 09:00 - 39 minutes - 27.4 MB

Hold onto your podcast hats! Today we interview Jane Grace Chapman, the matriarch of all matriarchs. She fills us in on what it was like living in Yosemite for 7 years and confirms love at first sight is not a myth. "Our house was right at base of Yosemite Falls" "There's a ringtail cat in the attic" "I thought Spencer was so elegant"

S1:E12 The Sergeant in Arms Speaks

February 15, 2021 10:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MB

Hello Podcast World, it's a fireside chat with Becca Mabee. Also the high points of international travel and how-to guide to vulturing tables. Is Julie afraid of getting old? Has Abby found her #1 Salsa? These answers and so much more on 2 Accidents, No Purpose. "But Mom, that's my favorite song."

S1:E11 The Open Road is Calling and We Must Go

February 08, 2021 15:00 - 38 minutes - 26.6 MB

Roadtrips past, present and future. Find out where your #2Accidents are headed next and get in touch with those emotionally present water signs. "Y'all brought towels?"

S1:E10 Stellar celestial astrology

February 01, 2021 11:00 - 27 minutes - 18.7 MB

Find out why fire signs are well, fire. The new salsa diet. And interview with Lindsay Chapman, who has experience with both being an only child and the oldest. "She is my cookie pen pal"

S1: E9 The Vice-Presidents

January 25, 2021 11:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MB

What's it like to be the family VP? Can you clean an entire house using Pledge? Find out all this and more with your 2 Accidents this week when they interview Laurie and Cassandra. If you only accomplish one thing today, it should be tune in, turn it up and talk it out. "I want you to be afraid of how much you love me."

S1: E9 The Vice-Presidents

January 25, 2021 11:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MB

What's it like to be the family VP? Can you clean an entire house using Pledge? Find out all this and more with your 2 Accidents this week when they interview Laurie and Cassandra. If you only accomplish one thing today, it should be tune in, turn it up and talk it out. "I want you to be afraid of how much you love me."

S1: E8 Los únicos

January 18, 2021 11:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MB

The 2 Accidents, aka your investigative reporters on family dynamics, interview Bart and Harrison and get the real deal story of growing up as an only child. Also.....recapping week 2 of the January challenge, checking in on literary endeavors and so much more in Episode 8. "There were a lot of conspiracies with the ducks."

S1:E7 Escape from Quito

January 11, 2021 11:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MB

How-to guide to safely exit a country on a wing and prayer during major civil unrest. Also this week, your 2 Accidents throw out podcast reviews and interpret dreams. "A must listen" according to well, everyone. "I rely a lot on body cues"

S1: E6 The Outlaws

January 04, 2021 11:00 - 34 minutes - 23.5 MB

In-laws? In this family, more like Out-laws. Today we interview Amie and Eric, 2 of the senior Out-laws. But wait, there's more! The launch of Platinum Sponsor Program and the Monthly Accident Challenge. "Here we go with math again."

S1:E5 The Oldest Child

December 28, 2020 11:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MB

Your 2 accidents delve deeper into birth order with special guests, the eldest children. Also on the Accidents topic wheel...trials of being a novelist in 1800s and NYE trivia. "This is not a mathematical podcast."

S1: E4 And Lo the Youngest Child is Born

December 21, 2020 11:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MB

Ah! 4 Episodes? We commemorate this milestone with fireside chat about Christmas and what it’s like to be youngest of 5. You should listen if you are Interested and Interesting. “It was a Ceremuga Family riot”

S1: E3 The Neighbors

December 14, 2020 11:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MB

We've got California neighbors, we've got Nebraska neighbors, we've got a new jingle...all here in Episode 3. Buckle up, buttercup.

S1: E2 The Middle Child

December 07, 2020 11:00 - 27 minutes - 18 MB

The Middle Children Tell All - Abby and Julie interview Hannah Ceremuga and Gary Chapman. Who is the MOST middle child? The 2 Accidents also delve into their dreams. What do the Accidents dream about? Do the Accidents have accidents while dreaming? Tune in and find out. "That is your heartbeat."

S1:E1 The Origin Story

November 22, 2020 12:00 - 34 minutes - 20.5 MB

We answer the big questions: WHO we are, WHERE we are, HOW we are and WHY we are making this podcast. Your 2 Accidents recap their summer road trip, touch on current literary queue and defend socialism.

Season 1, Episode 1

November 22, 2020 12:00 - 34 minutes - 20.5 MB

We answer the big questions: WHO we are, WHERE we are, HOW we are and WHY we are making this podcast. Your 2 Accidents recap their summer road trip, touch on current literary queue and defend socialism.