1000 Crazy Questions

I'm Taking The Bear

(Red band) Click through to listen to the premiere crossover episode for the host who make the toughest decisions, as AJ from "AJ Presents the GR8R Good" is in the house. And as always, he’s Never Wrong. Is it better to become a citizen of Zombieland or join in this year’s next annual Purge?  Is Ketchup the most valuable sauce for your chicken nuggets?  Coca Cola Vs Pepsi soda!  What question makes AJ break the #1 rule of the show?? All these answers and more in this installment of 1000 Cr...

Now That's What I Call Sexy

(Red band)- Please join me and the fabulous host of Cocktails with Dimples and The Beard, as we casually discuss those deviant questions we've all asked ourselves.  Can men and women truly be just friends?  Can/should you braid your hair down there?  What if I could stretch my arm as far as I wanted?  If dogs have souls do they all go to hell?  All these answers and more in this episode of 1000? Sensitivity Warning:  This episode contains some jokes and topics that can be considered crude. ...

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

(Red band)-  The amazingly talented & friendly, writer & director,  Ali Khamseh and I talk movies, music and the philosophical justification of having a job based solely off criticizing other people's creative and hard work.   Also what are the giant tattoos across our chest going to read?  Tune in, nerd out and enjoy! All in this episode of 1000? ;)  

Jake of all Trades

(Blue band) - Looking for something new and interesting to listen to? Stop right here!  My wonderful guest; independent documentary film maker,  host of two political podcast,  1 futbol podcast,  do-it-yourself outdoors man and over smiley bearded man, Mr. Jake green and I tell it like it is.    How would you run and where do you place our own country?  What does it take to leave the grid?  Is wearing a shirt entirely made out of underwear crazier than just walking around in your boxers? ...

And the Winner is... Simon Cowell!

(Red band)-  Listen to the ramble that is this episode starring Bob LeMent, one of the host of the Static Radio Podcast.  We march into the madness of the hypothetical, and capture all of the answers to the questions that everyone wants to know.  Take a weekend vacation 1000 years in the future or visit Fantasy Island?  Be like Ella Enchanted or behave like Thing 1 and Thing 2?  Learn the science behind how the human eye works and the difference between rock types lol.   All these answers an...

The Rhinestone Rock Stars

(Blue band)- Tune in to hear this hilarious dive into 80s and 90s pop culture with the authors of the book, "THE DEAD ROCK STARS" Jay Watson & Kyle Wiltshire.  What would you choose if you could have your own T-800 pal or a real-life hoverboard?  Would you look better cruising around in the Starship Enterprise or in the Millilumen Falcon?  What would you do if you could control all of space-time or could freely hop around to different Dimensions? Pop this CD into your Walk-man, take a list...

Please Consult your Doctor

(Red band) – All brain types are welcome to join in as I sit confer and hypothesize with professional neurodivergence mental health expert, and lowkey nerd and Dr. Matthew Zakreski.  This we unpack the BIG QUESTIONS: Money V Happiness?    Toy Story reality Vs afterlife in CoCo?    What constitutes a fulfilling life?  And finally Doritos Vs Pringles! All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Everything Is Going To Be Okay!

(Red band)-  Tune in to hear very special guest Dana S. Diaz, author of the best-selling book, “GASPING FOR AIR, THE STRANGLEHOLD OF NARCISSISTIC ABUSE”, as we discuss the answers to the questions you didn't know you needed answered. Death by Magic Wardrobe or Board Game? Feel No Pleasure or cause No pain? Did you just give birth to that adult?? All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

The Sound of Confusion

(Blue Band) – Join Special guest, recreational math mathematician, historian and host of "The 4th Age- the A.I. Revolution Podcast, Noah Healy.  As we go down one of the most fascinating and insightful rabbit holes of all time (no exaggeration lol).  Can A.I create a Wager caliber "Total Work of Art"?  Could we have learned how to fly before we were building pyramids? What is Beyoncé's role in all of this?? All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

We Live for the Applause

(Blue Band)- Special guest Comedian, Actress, Entrepreneur and CEO of Plauzzable.com, Leanne Linsky answers life's most hard hitting comedic questions.  Always be late or unprepared?  Live with a constant laugh track or a narrator in your head?  Terrified screaming food or a mandatory three-year cooldown after every break up??  All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Already Off The Rails

Red Band- Its a new season and things are already off the rails! Kolah Perna (host of the new Stare at the Sun Podcast), my social media manager Jorge, and I have a layback and heated conversation about nonsense.  What are your greatest fears, Tacos Vs Sandwiches, Baby daddies Vs Body counts?  All the answers and more in this episode of 1000?

New Spouse Old Spouse

Tune in to this wholesome episode that with my guests the musician, singer, song writer, Inspirational speakers and role model couple the Maxies!  The first married couple on the podcast, lets hope the questions don't tear their relationship too far apart. No more breakfast or dinner, smell good or skip the bathroom forever? Wake up old or next to someone new? All the answers to these and more in this episode of 1000?

Dahmer, Kanye, World Peace

THE SHOW IS BACK from the long hiatus ;) Join me and my Inspirational guest, the mechanical engineer, track star and student body activist, as we dive into a deep conversation about serial killers, permanent hot trash breath, and willfully maintaining the ignorance of the simulated faux of a universe around you.  All these topics and more in this episode of 1000?

My Eggs My Family

(Blue band) - What isn't explored in this episode? Join me and my special guest Hugo Lemus, as we discuss the exploration of family limits, strange mind boggling circumstances and the quirks of humanity. Topic time stamps:  9:54: Forever alone or wake up old? 15:02: The magical cancel culture light switch. 25:42- Bark bark bark! or lay human eggs?  32:26: When is a family.. family? 35:41: True love or sending positivity? 43:24: Smiling or a Bad case of the Michael Jacksons? -Heads up...

For The Nerds

I get outsmarted in every question in this Blue Band episode staring my guest the uber-pleasant and multi-talented Ria Shroff! Join in this week and enter back into the world of crazy hypotheticals. Hop around to your favorite parts using the time stamps bellow.   7:50 -   Gills Vs Fireproof skin 17:48 - Get no respect Vs. Dress old and be bald 26.02 - Death Note eyeballs Vs. Die in your sleep 37:55 - No left arm Vs. Nonstop Sexy voice 49:00-  Ria for President 1:03:40 - The Party Poo...

Music for your face

(Blue band) - Special ensemble guests from the heart of H-Town, the band "Tracing Paces!" jump on the show to discuss life, music and the meaning of it all! Would you rather live in world without singing or dancing? Is being honest worth giving up your drive? What is the world's sexist instrument..? All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Robots, Rights & lonely nights

(Red-band):  Would you rather be a clone or a cyborg? Is there a right way to do the news? Never have something nice to say or never say anything ever again..? All these heady topics and more in this episode of 1000? Sensibility Content Warning. Towards the end of the episode the triggering topic of suicide is discussed. Listener discretion is advised.

Robots, Rights & Lonely Nights

(Red-band):  Would you rather be a clone or a cyborg? Is there a right way to deliver the news? Never have something nice to say or never say anything ever again..? All these heady topics and more in this episode of 1000? Sensibility Content Warning. Towards the end of the episode the triggering topic of suicide is discussed. Listener discretion is advised.

Scream Rant

(Red-Band)- A rant about the Scream movies, the Matrix revolutions, and Marvel. A deviation from the normal upload will go back to form soon. Manic nonsense lies ahead. You've been warned and enjoy.

Everybody Likes You

(Red band)- Best selling author Becky Paroz, humors and answers some of the most out-of-the-box questions I could find. Teleportation or time travel? Friends or health? Cannibalism or mandatory orgies. All here on 1000 Crazy Questions!

The Christmas Episode

(Blue Band)-  Happy Holidays! Last episode of 2021! First of many new episodes! And an awesome Christmas guest, with a heart 3 sizes too big. Join in as we explore the most wonderfully crazy questions of the year. 

Lets Get Personal

(Red band)- Hark! A new episode is up! Featuring the absolutely, non-interesting, completely unfunny, totally unattractive, non-charming and my most boring guest yet. The incomparable Haley. Join us as we have fun discussing everything you can't talk about at work. What is Karma? How sexy is Chewbacca? What's a valid credit number you'd like to share? All this and more in this episode of 1000?

Lets Get Inspirational

(Blue band)- Be inspired! As special guest Dom Brightmon goes head-to-head with life's most complicated comparisons. Be right or be the best? Emotion Vs instinct? Tic-Tok or Netflix? Clowns or snakes? All of these will somehow make sense, in this episode of 1000CrazyQuestions!

The Joker's Game

(Red band)- This episode gets dark and keeps its sense of humor right there the whole time. As the wildest questions are taken seriously. We dive into the realm of the supernatural, worst enemies, Tequila, the Twilight Zone and how to drop off the grid in style. My guest, "James the Joker" and I dare cover it all in this week's episode of 1000?

Hulk Vs Wolverine

(Red band)- HopsGeek is in this one! And they're here to explore the geek-iest Would You Rather questions you've ever heard. Enjoy this trip through pop culture as we debate: death vs time magic, Avatar vs Green lantern, which Disney movie would you condemn your worst enemy to live in and more... All in this episode of 1000?

I'm a Turtle!

(Red band)- Flippers down, one of the funniest and most memorable episodes I've ever recorded. Join me and my two gracious guests, (including returning guest "Nathaniel") as we attack your ears with wisdom. Why should we only be allowed to live for one year? Is hate or love more powerful? Is it really considerate to text everyone in your phone a list of all your STD's? All these questions and more in this episode of 1000?

What Is Good?

(Pink band)- A thought provoking and entertaining episode. Bill Troveski from "The Way Podcast" and I discuss the seriousness of all the internet's silliest Would You Rather questions. Spiders or Almond Joys? Do you believe in Yen & Yang? And why should you stop collecting your belly button lint? All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Dragon Ball Bebop

(Red Band)- Finally! This episode is out! Absolutely absurd and hilarious, this episode features Josh from the FNBN podcast as we get into nerdiest culture questions. Who do you give the Superman serum to? Do you want duplicates or to be very stretchy? Just how much of a murderer is Batman? Why is Beast such obvious husband material? Find out all of these answers and more, in this out of the vault episode of 1000?

Birds Rats Zodiacs

(Blue band) - New author and visual creative Angie Hope, joins me in exploring the pros and cons of quarantine vs nudism, the apocalypse v. racism, Final Destination destinies, your teeth falling out and everything in-between. Careful you might get inspired, in this return episode of 1000?  -(P.S.) Sound quality is not up to my usual standards, upload bug to be fixed.

Crazy and Interesting

(Red band)-  A fascinating mix of an episode. Special guest Don Grant and I answer all the internet's most longstanding and poetic questions. Have a Hitler mustache or Princess Leia buns? How ethical is the plot of yesterday?  Death by concrete or cucumber? Would waking up as another person every day be better than being yourself? All these answered and more in this episode of 1000?

How to Philosophy

(Purple band?) If you are into weird deep dives of philosophical arguments applied to insane scenarios that will never happen, mixed in with occasional and tastefully informed toilet humor. Then this is the episode for you. My sage guest Nathaniel and I explore everything your theoretical soul can handle. All in this episode of 1000?

1000 Crazy Questions The Trailer

The Amir Episode

(Red band)-  So... this is episode is crazy. Listen with caution as I literary talk to a guy I met on the street, and we venture into the absurdly that is this episode. What is a family? How do you make friends? Why do people lick feet? Did I lose my cool? Find out in this episode of 1000?  Warning: contains exsplict language 

One Free Kill

(Red band)- This episode invites some of the more serious questions I've asked yet. Newsletter writer and song producer Andrew Vega, and I run the board on every topic. Man's cruel tendency to be corrupted by power, the possible turmoil and inner psyche of pedophiles, our 1st response to extra-terrestrial life, attractive racism, fetish tattoos, and most importantly, the Matrix. All in this episode of 1000?

One free kill

(Red band)- This episode invites some of the more serious questions I've asked yet. Newsletter writer and song producer Andrew Vega, and I run the board on every topic. Man's cruel tendency to be corrupted by power, the possible turmoil and inner psyche of pedophiles, our 1st response to extra-terrestrial life, attractive racism, fetish tattoos, and most importantly, the Matrix. All in this episode of 1000?

Along came Pursey

(Red band)- My down to earth guest, Perseus and I explore all the classic would you rather questions. Being the strongest vs fastest person, making out with dogs, calling everyone "Jim", sniffing gym floors, genital tattoos, being God's substitute for a week. You know, just the real basic, average WYR show. Enjoy this next episode of 1000?

Along Came Pursey

(Red band)- My down to earth guest, Perseus and I explore all the classic would you rather questions. Being the strongest vs fastest person, making out with dogs, calling everyone "Jim", sniffing gym floors, genital tattoos, being God's substitute for a week. You know, just the real basic, average WYR show. Enjoy this next episode of 1000?

The Soap Box

(Blue band)-  Already one of my personal favorites, this episode has everything you could and couldn't've possibly imagined. Piano teeth, DBZ, Keith Sweat, the disposition of your eternal soul, and ancient knock-knock jokes all nicely wrapped up in this episode. Oh yeah and uh...  Happy New Year!! 

The color blue

(Red Band)-  Sweet guest, stupid questions, one insightful episode. Listen to me and the relatable influencer Emma Marlow, tackle the tough questions no one else has ever asked. Drugs, SpongeBob, travel, and disfigurement await in this next installment of 1000?

The Color Blue

(Red Band)-  Sweet guest, stupid questions, one insightful episode. Listen to me and the relatable influencer Emma Marlow, tackle the tough questions no one else has ever asked. Drugs, SpongeBob, travel, and disfigurement await in this next installment of 1000?

Money Beauty Happiness

(Blue band)- To keep the laughs going, tune in to this brutally honest and entertaining episode. Meet Fabreezy, my uber talented guess this week as she breaks down just how unabashedly self-serving and decisive people can get. Racism, exes, world hunger and magic all in this fresh instalment of 1000?

Wisdom in Laughter

(Blue band)- Happy Thanksgiving! Laughter is something I'm thankful for. The, Mr. Kevin Fitzgerald schools me on my music, shares his teachings from comedy, rips apart my outfit and just keeps the punches coming. Tune in to this phenomenal episode brought to you by a truly hilarious and awesome guy. Oh and also Kevin Fitzgerald.

My pet giraffe

(Blue Band)- Tune in this episode to get the intriguing and sometimes off the rail viewpoints of Ugandan immigrant and U.S army veteran, Mr. Bogere. What was the cost of using our first atom bomb? is drinking that bad? Why are dogs not considered babies? All these ideas and more in this installment of 1000?

The Halloween Episode

(Red Band)- Not for the faint of heart. My wonderfully pretentious guest and I explore chilling topics and debate every horrific corner of the holiday. Be warned as movie recs', monsters, cannibalism, candy and incest, creep into the conversation. Best to keep the kids away from this one. Happy Halloween! (Warning: Contains explicit subject manner)

Fear and Toilets

(Red Band)- This weird episode introduces "Comic Sans". A guest who truly became my rival over the course of this conversation. Together we discuss beauty vs intelligence, teleporting vs telepathy, and have a full debate over what it means to be afraid. Let me know your thoughts? Warning: May contain explicit subject manner)

Dumb and Confident

(Purple Band?) -A very intriguing and hilarious conversation with my guest Calla'boy, leads down a road of discussing the way the world works, breaking tough news to loved ones, light arson, and what it means to have a family. In what is essentially a light (Red Band) episode. Enjoy the discussion. (Warning: May contain explicit subject matter)

God or Aliens

(Red Band)- Two great friends, some political jabs, and a lot of immature questions, makes for a crazy conversation. Scenarios get thrown back at me, in this truly funny and lively episode. As it faces the realities and shortcomings of drinking blood, kissing you parents, burning buildings, what is absolute truth and so much more. (Warning: Contains explicit subject matter)

God or Aliens?

(Red band)- Two great friends, some political jabs, and a lot of immature questions, makes for a crazy conversation. Questions get thrown back at me, in this truly funny and lively episode. As it faces the realities and shortcomings of drinking blood, kissing you parents, burning buildings, what is absolute truth and so much more. Warning: Contains explicit subject matter.

Prison or Coma

(Blue Band)- This week my computer scientist, boxer, musician and trusted sidekick Daniel and I, casualty discuss the fourth dimension and the downsides of fame. The conversation stays weird, witty and light in the second episode.

Intangibility and Cheating

(Blue Band)- Best friends join in for the pilot episode of 1k Crazy Questions. The first of the blue band episodes gets unexpectedly insightful, when the plot of Futurama gets taken too seriously.