NYMPHOWARS

KNFW...Legend Has It

May 30, 2024 22:19 - 50 minutes - 115 MB

This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that!

KNFW...See Ya Later, Alligator

May 22, 2024 22:20 - 43 minutes - 99.3 MB

Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself!

AMUSE DOUCHE...Fresh Cannes!

May 15, 2024 21:01 - 23 minutes - 52.9 MB

For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival.

KNFW...Fresh Can...

May 08, 2024 21:32 - 48 minutes - 91 MB

Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of her bookshelf is a can of soup she's been wanting to eat for years, but she is just too short to reach it. Will her Gen Z assistant help, or will she be too woke to do her job? What about any of the notables stopping by her office on their way to Heather Locklear's intervention? Find out, on this very special episode of Fresh Air, from WHYY.

KNFW...Live From Los Angeles...

May 01, 2024 21:18 - 57 minutes - 132 MB

The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. Macy takes a walk while a series of musicians come through the storied halls of the Elysian and hear Theda's pitch on a new song. Will she hit it big?

KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out

April 24, 2024 23:27 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend.

KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding

April 17, 2024 18:58 - 48 minutes - 112 MB

The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux

April 03, 2024 19:08 - 46 minutes - 107 MB

After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention

March 27, 2024 20:02 - 48 minutes - 111 MB

This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building!

KNFW...Mucussy Membrane

March 20, 2024 18:51 - 50 minutes - 116 MB

The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades.

KNFW...Nut Hunters

March 13, 2024 19:50 - 51 minutes - 118 MB

Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood. They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from.

KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!

March 06, 2024 19:54 - 47 minutes - 109 MB

Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel.

KNFW...All Of Them Gays

February 28, 2024 21:06 - 50 minutes - 117 MB

The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!

KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED)

February 21, 2024 20:20 - 56 minutes - 129 MB

This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?

KNFW...Case Of The Ex

February 14, 2024 17:29 - 48 minutes - 110 MB

Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways.

KNFW...This Is Me...Now!

February 07, 2024 20:43 - 55 minutes - 128 MB

Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!

KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube

January 31, 2024 19:04 - 48 minutes - 110 MB

The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!

Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin

January 24, 2024 21:26 - 28 minutes - 65.7 MB

Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes

KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!"

January 17, 2024 17:51 - 51 minutes - 118 MB

The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist

KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd

January 05, 2024 16:36 - 54 minutes - 126 MB

Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen has a crisis of conscience. And a special call from an old friend.

KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin

December 27, 2023 17:53 - 52 minutes - 121 MB

Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming lesson in the process

KNFW...Dr. Jack

December 20, 2023 20:08 - 49 minutes - 114 MB

This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals.

KNFW...Actors On Actors

December 13, 2023 07:29 - 50 minutes - 115 MB

This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"!

KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption

December 07, 2023 16:30 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past???

KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses

November 30, 2023 22:44 - 51 minutes - 118 MB

The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!

"Sue" Chef

November 16, 2023 20:26 - 1 hour - 155 MB

Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy for which she became famous and has since given up. Subscribe to Apple TV+!!!

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #5 Dual Lipa Presents Ventriloquist

November 10, 2023 20:01 - 53 minutes - 121 MB

The gals chat about jail calls, Adele, and Twitter expression on this slightly longer Douche

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #4: Cousin Stacy Taught My Class

November 02, 2023 23:40 - 32 minutes - 75.1 MB

Another Amuse Douche in the wall! We'll be back with full episodes November 15th and until then we're on Patreon every Saturday

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #3: To Hell With Tap To Pay! (I'm Giving Blood Away!)

October 26, 2023 17:53 - 30 minutes - 70.5 MB

The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #2 10/16/23

October 18, 2023 22:55 - 24 minutes - 57.2 MB

Another Amuse Douche during our absence from the main show.

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #1 : Toilet Coke

October 11, 2023 21:02 - 36 minutes - 83.2 MB

Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our snotty little noses! Love ya! Come to C'mon Everybody 10/13/23 at 7:00 or 9:00

Our Little Announcement

October 04, 2023 18:38 - 22 minutes - 51.9 MB

Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today). We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce sub par episodes for you guys. We will continue to post weekly "Club Ellen" episodes on Patreon, and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed, but full KNFW eps will be back November 15th. We're sorry for the shock but it'll be better in ...

KNFW...Philly Folsom

September 27, 2023 21:24 - 1 hour - 151 MB

This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard, so WHYY is trying its hardest to fundraise (without the help of Terry!)

KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?

September 20, 2023 19:36 - 52 minutes - 121 MB

In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest

KNFW...How I Met Not Your Father

September 13, 2023 20:13 - 58 minutes - 135 MB

The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program. Meanwhile the girls get ready for fashion week.

KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist

September 06, 2023 17:28 - 1 hour - 149 MB

Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality

KNFW...Al's Booze Bus

August 30, 2023 17:56 - 52 minutes - 120 MB

This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.

KNFW...A Mongolian Lamb Collar On An Elegant Older Woman

August 23, 2023 16:22 - 1 hour - 145 MB

This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and vampirically sucking the life out of young men

KNFW...The New Norman

August 16, 2023 14:09 - 1 hour - 155 MB

This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named Norman who may or may not know the future of humanity. Long live the New Norman!

KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner

August 09, 2023 12:58 - 56 minutes - 129 MB

The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK. Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio. Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!

KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much

August 02, 2023 13:45 - 1 hour - 184 MB

We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!

KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu

July 26, 2023 11:53 - 1 hour - 153 MB

Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...

KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints

July 19, 2023 11:55 - 1 hour - 157 MB

Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!

Full Length Patreon Episode: Ellen Project Hotline #13.2 aka 14

July 12, 2023 13:58 - 1 hour - 149 MB

Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!

KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box

July 05, 2023 16:46 - 1 hour - 171 MB

The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.

KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack

June 29, 2023 01:17 - 59 minutes - 138 MB

The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio together for the first time — a special 40th episode of KNFW Nymphowars....sponsored by Nurtec!

KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec

June 21, 2023 11:04 - 55 minutes - 128 MB

Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!

Episodes